#td dwayne

Teaser for an art post, here’s concepts for the 7 of the Ridonculus Race!

Each gen has their own “Seven”: people who have endured the worst of their sins and managed to overcome them, becoming the best version of themselves in the process, and are able to lead the others in their respective Generation (Bar Noah, Owen, and Geoff as they out rank these guys my a Longshot)

As for who’s representing who, we have.

Emma: Pride - The Watcher

Stephanie: Wrath - The Inferno

Kelly: Greed - The Hoplite

Brody: Gluttony - The Hero

Ennui: Sloth - The Herald

Dwayne: Envy - The Nostalgist

OG Specialties, RI Specialties, PI Specialties, Reboot Specialties

So this one is going in elimination order after the add-ons get out of the way. I tried to not just have both partners be in the same specialties because that's boring, but most of them are still connected in some way. Some of them get explanations right after their name, but some just half to be explained together. So the format is kind of weird sorry.

Add-ons first though:

Tammy's an anesthesia technician because Leonard's an anesthesiologist. Blame it on the low screen time, but I literally cannot imagine her without Leonard immediately next to her. I know that's my fault, I should just make more headcanons for her, but I haven't gotten to that yet.

Brody does share specialties with Geoff. He's also a andrologist. Dude doctor. Him and Geoff act even gayer at work than they do in canon. (Bridgette hears everything off of float nurses) (She's cool with it; I like polysurfers)

Note: Considering Noah and Owen's specialties from last time (neurologist and dietician), you're probably thinking there's no overlap, but there is. It's just strokes. When people have strokes and they can't eat properly. Stroke cases are the one single time they see each other on the job.

New:

Gerry is a geriatrician (I'm sorry). He's a doctor for old people, he is old people, it works. Pete is an occupational therapist. He tried to be the oldest physiotherapist, but medical director Don made him change specialties to make room for the new hires. Old people that are breaking down need so much occupational therapy to function, so Pete and Gerry have some of the most crossover on this list (besides the teams that share specialties). They bicker outside that therapy room so much they should be glad half their patients are going deaf.

Ellody is a transplant surgeon. Mary is a cardiac surgeon. Specialties are based on one of the differences between them. Because the surgical specialties based on high intelligence are already taken (Scarlett and Cameron) and I'm trying not to repeat those. Ellody and Mary both really like their planning, but in the Mediterranean episode, Ellody is more distressed over no plan. So I chucked her in the specialty I'm pretty sure can't be done without extensive planning/wait lists. Mary gets one with a lot of planning usually, but still risks being called in by the ER.

Laurie is a pharmacist. I was going to make her a technician, but pharmacy technicians legally can't give advice. You know she's recommending all the supplements and herbs. Miles is a dietician. You're probably asking why both of them can't be dieticians, it's because 1. I tried to not lazily give both partners the same specialty and 2. This hospital does not need four whole dieticians.

Jen and Tom are optometrists (I'm sorry). They get to do almost nothing all day because there's four people in the eye department and the other two are ophthalmologists (advanced eye doctors). Tom and Jen do basically nothing besides the routine eye exams. They do get sad everytime they find a colorblind person though. They're really missing out.

Kelly is a dermatology nurse. She's been a dermatology nurse for like 30 years and knows way more than Taylor. Taylor is a dermatologist. She's mostly in it for the dermatology money. Got to afford the shopping and cosmetics somehow. She uses the fact she's an actual doctor to gain authority over Kelly.

Jay is an allergist. Mickey is a immunologist. Being so honest, I think they're interchangeable. Justifications for them are the same as Harold's: they've got so much experience with their respective fields that there was basically nothing for them to learn in med school.

Lorenzo and Chet are family medicine doctors. Get it? Because they're forcefully family. Really though, that's the only justification I have. I just needed more default doctors.

Rock is an otolaryngogist and Spud is an otolaryngogy nurse. You need your ears to listen to the music they made in their basement on their time off. Rock leads Spud more than the other way around, so he's the actual doctor and Spud follows him around.

Dwayne is a family medicine doctor. He made a family, so he can treat the families. Junior is an internal medicine doctor. Internalists only treat adults, which is ironic because Junior's the youngest td contestant. (I aged him [and Dwayne consequently] up for this au don't worry)

Ennui and Crimson are psych nurses. I'm realizing as I type this I could've made them work in the morgue instead, but it's too late now. Jk, if like two people said they'd be better in the morgue I'd switch them. But for now, they're psych ward nurses. They prefer working nights.

Stephanie is a trauma surgeon. To be honest, I was close to making her a security person because she's a bit aggro. But instead, I went the control-liking route of surgeon or emergency. Stephanie got both. Ryan is a physiotherapist. He's strong, fit, you get it. I'm assuming you've seen the Caleb and Ryan comparisons (tall, tan, athletic, attractive, needs a shorter girlfriend to grip his shirt collar and tell him what to do), and now they share specialties. ×

Devin is an internal medicine doctor because I needed more of those too. Carrie is an ob/gyn because it's the only way she's a girl's girl. As a couple, I do think they're kinda cute. But they also have kinda nothing to work with, I'm sorry. ×

Kitty is a family medicine nurse. Her bedside manner is fantastic. You don't need a therapy dog to calm the patients when you have a Kitty. Emma is a nurse manager. Fun fact: they have legal responsibilities. I was gonna just make her a lawyer, because people are trying to sue Wawanakwa Hospital left and right, but I wanted her to be in the hospital building more than that. ×

Josee and Jacques are orthodontists, inspired by all the times I've been (hopefully) accidentally punched in the mouth at my orthodontists office. Granted, it's mostly been the hygienists and not the actual orthodontist, but Jacques and Josee would probably go the full way so they could be called a doctor.

MacArthur and Sanders work security. Obvious reasoning is obvious. MacArthur says she's the head of security by seniority and no one cares about security enough to actually officially name someone.