#tavi talks

I saw someone say things like: "oh Dionysus your fruity ass would have loved femininomenon!", "oh Apollo and Aphrodite you would have loved DTI!", "Hyacinthus and Apollo's ship name should be called Photosynthesis!", "Artemis is a asexual icon!"

...and everyone is getting so mad at them for 'disrespecting' Them??

These kids (who are making these headcanons) aren't referring to the Gods we worship. Hell- they may not even know that this is a religion. Half of the time they're just making posts about them about the Percy Jackson/EPIC versions and not the myths themselves.

What happened to tolerance? What happened to 'the Gods are not their myths'? What happened to educating?

Why can they be bashed on for having fun with media-ified Gods but I get a pass for calling Odysseus, the hero with a cult and who was worshipped for his myths and wit, the 'stupid guy with a stupid hat'? Why does a random fourteen year old who doesn't know that HelPol is a thing get sent threats for calling Aphrodite a diva, while I get a pass for calling Achilles, who was VERY widely worshipped across the Mediterranean, a twink and a fishboy? If they are evil, then I am the ruler of hell.

"But they get angry if we make fun of Jesus!" Jesus is mocked enough by Christians too. Besides, go read Saint Oniisan. You are also neglecting the fact that this religion hasn't been revived in YEARS and was only used for academic purposes and, very recently, for media consumption.

7-ish years later.

"Odysseus' fault!" he wanted the best for his best friend and wanted their marriage to be secured, Helen could be kidnapped, and who wants that?

"Paris' fault!" he was presented with the options of war, kingship and love. he probably assumed he couldn't fight or rule, so he took the least destructive option. he probably didn't even know who Helen was or about the pact.

"Helen's fault!" she can not be blamed because she is either a. under Aphrodite's influence b. kidnapped against her will or c. both

"Zeus' fault" he had to choose between his wife, his daughter, and his other daughter whos the goddess of beauty. what do you expect? if he chose one the others would be displeased.

of course, its just a story.

its just a story until its the bible. its just a story until its the quran.

its just a story because you never read the story.

its just a story until it doesnt align with YOUR views.

its just a story until someone uses it for money.

its just a story until it offends you.

jesus turned wine to water, thats just a story. muhammad won the battle of badr, thats just a story. moses talked to god and helped jews migrate, thats just a story. oh youre offended?

but piss your pants over this 'story' because god forbid you dont jerk off and cum to helen being anything but blond haired and blue eyed and nothing but a fetish. god forbid theres color and culture. because god forbid a transgender man play a character most transgender people see themselves in. and god forbid its anything other than your alpha male youtube shorts worthy movie. god forbid.