#tato

One of my most specific beefs with the Bethesda fallouts is that I hate their approach to worldbuilding. I'm not talking big pictures things here, this is a set up to talk about little things like the existence of the Tato. At first I was charmed by the tato, as a fun science experiment gimmick concept, but when I read it replaced potatoes entirely I lost my mind. Bull-fucking-shit. I don't buy that for a second. Bethesda will try to fucking lie to you about one of the hardiest staple crops dying out and being replaced by some Frankenfood and when you ask "oh is it better?" Bethesda will smile and tell you "no :)." The tato is so fucking stupid it confounds the mind. Bethesda will sit there and try to tell you that a vegtable hybrid with all the worst attributes of both its predecessors that doesn't taste good and has literally no ecological niche as a kitchen ingredient (how the Gordon Ramsey FUCK are you supposed to cook a goddamned tato Todd. What do you use a tato in when ylu are actually COOKING todd. Can you riddle me that one you fucking discount silver age comic villain.) is going to replace POTATOES in popularity. Are you for fucking REAL. That's like saying every cocoa bean plant died out because Future People all abandoned chocolate after realizing they prefer the experience of eating dried tire rubber. Go fuck yourself.