#tarnprowl

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I have, and dynamics wise it's always SO fun especially when you get to that era later on in the war or afterwards, especially when we've gotten to the point where Prowl's earned a reputation too

I love love LOVE the idea of Prowl making wicked deals with Tarn under the idea of "it's necessary for the sake of the autobots", and in another universe I could see a collaboration about autobot Megatron that ties together a few different plans we see in MTMTE

A fascinating situation for sure, and depending on what point in the timeline we're catching everyone results can vary in interesting ways!!

And then discovered how it could work, seduction by logic! Mainly Tarn getting seduece by Prowl on complete accident bc big tank man loves how smart, snarky and logical mister cop car is and swoons over it.

idk lol

I THINK WE'VE TALKED ABOUT TARNPROWL BEFORE AND I'M WILLING TO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN

RodiTarn is the main ship.

And maybe, maybe, Tarn's dream threesome for an anniversary one day. Because while I've been writing, I feel like Rodimus would be the kind of person who when confronted by Drift about concerns with Tarn's affection so straight faced and unbothered "Oh yeah, I know he'll never love me as much as Megatron but like so what? Megs is hot, and Tarn's a little obsessive. Nobody's perfect."

Then turn around to Tarn in bed that night and ask if he'd ever want a threesome/ with Megatron. When he reacts accordingly Rodimus becomes determined and sends an official memo to talk to Minimegsrav and ask if they'd be down for a date night. Ravage is not touching Tarn's ass (though isn't opposed to Rodimus’s) and Minimus politely declines while trying not to look like he disapproves of all of Rodimus’s life choices (he's gotten very good at that) but does agree with Ratchet they aren't opposed to Rodimus.

Megatron just has his face in his hands because Rodimus does now how to reserve the meeting room and answer memos and his using it to try and make his and Tarn's first anniversary contain his dream threesome.

(He doesn't say no necessarily, though. Tarn has mellowed out considerably and has actually been less obsessive lately, so sleeping with him could be disastrous or not and it has been awhile since he had a partner he wasn't worried about being rough with given the size difference issues with MiniRav.)

Sorry for the mini rant. Have a nice day all!

Omg yes

oh rodimus. oh tarn.

Then while they're arguing in pure petty bitchyness Pharma, (Tarn forgot to cancel the T-cog delivery) flys up and he's the third soulmate of the trine. Compleetly oversets the what few comprmises over the new base because it's completely unsuitable for flight flames.

There is definitely a rotating group of mechs that folow Prowl around to catch him if he glitches.

Prowl and Tarn once they hit the nesting phase really start driving everyone bananas especially Prowl. Everything is being made Sparkling safe. Everything. The Constructicons and the DJD have to do massive renovations and expansions to their base and ship. Tarn orders all tables bolted to the floor out of spite for having to hide his collections in a biolocked storage room. Apparently the First Editions "Weren't sparkling appropriate decor." The Constructicons are very sympathetic. They miss being able to encorperate corpses and even living mechs into the archertecture.

Dumb Thought:

Praxians are Seekerkin, right? Seekers trine. What if Pharma is the third and final fail-husband? It's finally been long enough that the connection to his Ex-Conjux has faded enough for his writing to appear. Or having both in the same place overcame the inertia of his broken connection to Ratchet.

He's flying out to check out what the ruckes is, or Tarn sent him a ping to deliver the T-cogs. He lands looks at the two cariers arguing with the each other over architectural features as Helix and Tess are atempting to mediate. Well Tess is atempting to mediate, Helix is being a snarky advocate for Unicron and space heater so the carrying mechs dont get too cold. The Constructicons are just going, we can make this happen to every seguestion.

Pharma, to shocked to self censor, screeches "Prowl what are you doing here?! What fresh hell is this Tarn?!" Then he feels two sets of writing apear on his arm one after the other. "Oh, my Pharma, I don't have to give you up after all!" Folowed by, "Pharma of Vos what exactly is your relationship with the DJD?!" Pharma falls to his knees and screams in dispair. The two mech he hates most in the universe are his sparkmates. Scavenger pats Pharma on the shoulder, "Don't worry, you get used to it."

Oh yes the Ride or Dies

Right yep yep! The Constructicons have (somewhat) of a literal connection to Tarn through Prowl

They will and it will drive Prowl up the wall

sdfg ohh. Why do I get the vibe these renovations and expansions are driving them nuts?

I had not even considered the idea of them also being petty towards each other with them, because of course they are. Tarn, something tells me that even if the tables/desks are bolted down Prowl's habit of flipping them will remain (and if it doesn't hey you've found a solution for less furniture repairs)

The DJD and Constructicons can bond over their Ride or Dies being menaces while carrying

Oh no

Oh no

Pharma

Oh no

You'd think that Nickel banned Tarn from having anymore T-cog replacements while carrying tbh

Pharma I am so sorry babygirl but welcome to the chaos

Tesarus and Helex are trying but Helex is a menace and busy being a menace. We've already designated Prowl and Tarn menaces.

Why did I imagine Pharma just carrying a bunch of t-cogs in a energon stained cardboard box? That's probably not what's going on but it is a hilarious image.

of course structies of course.

Oh Pharma, sweetheart, babygirl. Welcome to the failhusbands, both of your sparkmates got each other sparked up and you are stuck with them now. I get the vibe that Pharma and Prowl would have so many interesting interactions, ohh.

I Am Still Trying To Ascertain when in the timeline this is so that we know what version of Pharma we're getting and when all of this is going down