#oh pharma

What if Pharma getting shadowplayed for his actions on Delphi, to try and "make him a better person"?

There is definitely a rotating group of mechs that folow Prowl around to catch him if he glitches.

Prowl and Tarn once they hit the nesting phase really start driving everyone bananas especially Prowl. Everything is being made Sparkling safe. Everything. The Constructicons and the DJD have to do massive renovations and expansions to their base and ship. Tarn orders all tables bolted to the floor out of spite for having to hide his collections in a biolocked storage room. Apparently the First Editions "Weren't sparkling appropriate decor." The Constructicons are very sympathetic. They miss being able to encorperate corpses and even living mechs into the archertecture.

Dumb Thought:

Praxians are Seekerkin, right? Seekers trine. What if Pharma is the third and final fail-husband? It's finally been long enough that the connection to his Ex-Conjux has faded enough for his writing to appear. Or having both in the same place overcame the inertia of his broken connection to Ratchet.

He's flying out to check out what the ruckes is, or Tarn sent him a ping to deliver the T-cogs. He lands looks at the two cariers arguing with the each other over architectural features as Helix and Tess are atempting to mediate. Well Tess is atempting to mediate, Helix is being a snarky advocate for Unicron and space heater so the carrying mechs dont get too cold. The Constructicons are just going, we can make this happen to every seguestion.

Pharma, to shocked to self censor, screeches "Prowl what are you doing here?! What fresh hell is this Tarn?!" Then he feels two sets of writing apear on his arm one after the other. "Oh, my Pharma, I don't have to give you up after all!" Folowed by, "Pharma of Vos what exactly is your relationship with the DJD?!" Pharma falls to his knees and screams in dispair. The two mech he hates most in the universe are his sparkmates. Scavenger pats Pharma on the shoulder, "Don't worry, you get used to it."

Oh yes the Ride or Dies

Right yep yep! The Constructicons have (somewhat) of a literal connection to Tarn through Prowl

They will and it will drive Prowl up the wall

sdfg ohh. Why do I get the vibe these renovations and expansions are driving them nuts?

I had not even considered the idea of them also being petty towards each other with them, because of course they are. Tarn, something tells me that even if the tables/desks are bolted down Prowl's habit of flipping them will remain (and if it doesn't hey you've found a solution for less furniture repairs)

The DJD and Constructicons can bond over their Ride or Dies being menaces while carrying

Oh no

Oh no

Pharma

Oh no

You'd think that Nickel banned Tarn from having anymore T-cog replacements while carrying tbh

Pharma I am so sorry babygirl but welcome to the chaos

Tesarus and Helex are trying but Helex is a menace and busy being a menace. We've already designated Prowl and Tarn menaces.

Why did I imagine Pharma just carrying a bunch of t-cogs in a energon stained cardboard box? That's probably not what's going on but it is a hilarious image.

of course structies of course.

Oh Pharma, sweetheart, babygirl. Welcome to the failhusbands, both of your sparkmates got each other sparked up and you are stuck with them now. I get the vibe that Pharma and Prowl would have so many interesting interactions, ohh.

I Am Still Trying To Ascertain when in the timeline this is so that we know what version of Pharma we're getting and when all of this is going down

He can't believe it, though, because he knew people have been gunning for Ratchet for a long time, and if the last thing that happened was them fighting and it was Pharma's fault, that would destroy him. Besides, Trepan has become such a rock and mentor to him now. Sometimes he even reminds him of Ratchet.

It can't be Trepan.

(He wouldn't, right?)

Pharma going to the clinic thinking Ratchet's ignoring his calls only to find the clinic burned down and being investigated by Orion Pax, who recognizes him and tells him about Ratchet being found inside.

Pharma is sick with guilt-fear, and Ratchet was the only one he had. Now it's just Trepan. And Orion Pax, who is side eying the mnemosurgeon heavily and has decided he needs to check up on Ratchet's mentee occasionally but has opinions and sometimes less grace and tact than Pharma.

Teenybopper Pharma is going through it.

Oh no

Oh no

Yes

Pharmaaaaa noooooo

I am making the most strangled noises there are, YES

That would destroy him if the last thing Pharma and Ratchet did together in this was fight. So I'm saying that exactly happened. That very exactly happened. There was a fight.

Pharma has such interesting feelings on Trepan now because he trusts Trepan. Yesss. And if Pharma is young, like really fucking young, I can see why the connection wasn't immediately made. ohhh, pharma.

HhHgg YES ON HIM MEETING WITH ORI. Extra points if this isn't the first fight that Pharma and Ratchet have had that lead to Ratchet ignoring his calls, but this time Pharma had this inexplicable sick feeling about it. Yes.

Primus, what would Orion think about Ratchet's death? I believe they were rather close.

Trepan is all Pharma has left, right? Right?

Orion is suspicious as fuck, extra points if he's heard rumors about Trepan. If he's caught Trepan's vibes. He may not know Pan well, but he's got a feeling that isn't very nice.

....... I mean of course another cybertronian has been turned into an animal.

-At least KO can tell this one is Pharma, so he kneels down.-