Jul 10
I will personally pay 1 billion bat dabloons to the first person who correctly guesses which one of Batman’s children is currently causing me to discover forms of adhd I didn’t even know could exist. Start debating, go.
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I will personally pay 1 billion bat dabloons to the first person who correctly guesses which one of Batman’s children is currently causing me to discover forms of adhd I didn’t even know could exist. Start debating, go.
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PSA!!! By which I mean: idiot vigilantes my unpaid therapy clients, listen up:
TAKE YOUR MEDS!! RIGHT NOW!!
@supermans-fave-vigilante : this means you. Lock in, take the pills, and try not to hallucinate.
@no-spleen-just-trauma : yes, you have to take all of them. *squints* ALL of them. Every day, in fact.
@hottestzombie : you got it? Great. Be better than your brothers at this.
@theoriginal-robin-ofgotham : I know you know what to do, take a break and those pills, please.
@batmanasks : *takes a deep breath* YOU CANNOT SAVE GOTHAM ALL THE TIME AT 100% IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDS AND GET SOME SLEEP. Thank you.
@teatimealfie : still on for our regular complaints tea talk session? Yay :)
Be safe, and thanks for listening to my PSA.
Alright, I have a question. Or multiple questions perhaps. I don’t think I’ll get any good answers, but I still want to ask.
Why is the Joker in my therapy chair more often than RedHood (an actual client of mine)?
And why, pray tell, is the insane clown villain better at talking about his feelings? Like it’s still crazed rambling but he’s also self aware and stuff and he sometimes even takes my advice, which is, ok, great I guess.
But @redhoodisalive somehow, can’t make it to any of our sessions? I know you’re not saving someone all the time man, just show up!
If past scientist and now lunatic Harley Quinn can let me psychoanalyze help her, then surely you can too?
Come on, are you going to let THE JOKER be better than you at something? REALLY?
Sometimes, I really do wonder why I put myself in these positions. Something something help people something something greater good or whatever. Sigh.
okok so im at a horrible horrible social avent (//dont judge my awful spelling im dyslexicđź’”) and i hate it. i think smth weird is happening to me too. i feel dizzy,not real,my heart hasnt dropped below 110 and i cant fucking breath what do i do
im lowkey hiding from everyone atm
— @tjwayne
Well firstly, you get out of said social event. As soon as possible. If you aren’t up to move and don’t have anyone to help there right now, I can come get you.
Then, you need to lie down. Preferably take a nap.
Try to take deep breaths, slowly. I’m not sure what you mean by feeling “not real” but a nap will most likely help.
Do you need me to come to you?