Dec 22, 2022
Just poisoned Tamara Vidal with a glass of wine and she made this weird sound and fell the floor and died and all the guards were freaking out but Diana just kept sipping her wine like nothing happened. I love this queen.
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Just poisoned Tamara Vidal with a glass of wine and she made this weird sound and fell the floor and died and all the guards were freaking out but Diana just kept sipping her wine like nothing happened. I love this queen.
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She is tired
of my
bullshit
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: Hitman
Pairing: Diana/47, Tamara Vidal/Flat Shoes
Rating: Diana Burnwood's Sex Club 3
Summary: “Do you know why so many people have barcode tattoos?” she remarks to Kazenov. “That's the second man I’ve seen with one since we got here.”
Tamara Vidal and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Couple Of Days.
Tagged: Mission Story, Sex Farce, Diana Burnwood's Sex Club, providence being shady in unspecified ways, London, POV Outsider, do not fear the E rating is 47 and Diana boning, I'm not going to cheap out on you, that's the cicak promise, canon typical coincidences, canon typical face blindness
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It really has taken me far too long to write one of my sex farces in hitman fandom, so here, have my attempt at a mission story, featuring kazakh food, the worshipful company of money launderers annual dinner, people still not recognising 47 even when he literally bumps into them, and the return of Diana Burnwood's Sex Club, which still does not have a name. Also featuring: way too many links to dresses on the outnet that will age like milk so click em while you can.
in(correct) quotes
diana burnwood & tamara vidal
Uh I was reading TV tropes too and apparently Vidal is a far-right politician? I have to unstan her lol but she is still a great character
She’s actually crypto-fascist, so not openly far-right, but certainly secretly, as is clear from her conversations with Diana.
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Hot off the back of The Vidal Vicissitudes, I feel it's worth saying Tamara deserves rights. Not like... a lot of them. But y'know, some.
I do feel so bad when I kill her because I don't think she's any more evil than anyone else at that party. She just is in the way. I don't see why she couldn't have been drugged and stuffed in a cupboard.
Also I just spent a few days in her head and several hours picking gowns for her so yeah I'm with you.