Comforting Katz: You found me! Thank you so much, meow! Comforting Katz: To show you my catitude, I’d like to invite you to a nice, soothing bathhouse I found, meow! Velvet: A bathhouse? Comforting Katz: Yep! The Super Spa! One dip in their baths and you’ll feel as good as mew, inside and out! Comforting Katz: Speaking from experience, I can promise you its so amazingly purrfect, your soul will leave your body! Velvet: Super Spa, is it?…. Wait, is that why we’ve been lugging around all these Katz Towels?! Comforting Katz: You got it, meow! Velvet: Its… not a mixed bath or anything, right? Comforting Katz: No need to worry, meow! Men and women both have their own dedicated baths. Velvet: If you insist… I could definitely stand to unwind after so much fighting. Magilou: Mmhm. I’m positively tingling with anticipation! Eizen: You know, it might be nice to have some serious bonding time before the final battle. Laphicet: Actually, I’ve never been to a bath house before… Eleanor: Oh, you’re in for a treat. That steam will have your skin silky smooth. Rokurou: And there’s nothing like a good drink after a hot bath. Comforting Katz: This Gate of Travel will take you there straight away. Feel free to use it anytime, meow!

(Eleanor walks in and sits.) Magilou: Aaaah… You know, I’m pretty okay with this. Eleanor: Ill second that. This feels really nice. Velvet: (smiling and sinking in)Yeah… Its like I can feel my soul just floating off with the steam. (Screen Fades to the Men’s Side) Eleanor(Rokurou): Aaah… It feels like all my wounds are melting away. Magilou(Eizen): I’ll say. The water is just the right temperature. Soothes all the important places. Velvet(Laphicet): (Shocked) Wait, what… What the hell? Eleanor(Rokurou): Don’t splash the water around, Velvet! That’s totally bad manners! Velvet(Laphicet): I cant help it. My legs don’t reach the bottom… Velvet(Laphicet): (Shocked, Standing up) Wait… Am I in Phi’s body?! Eleanor(Rokurou): (Shocked) Augh, and I’m inside Rokurou! Eww, look at these muscles! Magilou(Eizen): (Standing up) Heh, I’m actually as tall as I always wished I was! What the Devils going on in here?! Katz(Bienfu): This is what makes this place so special, meow. Katz(Bienfu): You feel so purrfectly divine that your soul floats away and switches bodies with someone else, meow! Magilou(Eizen): Sheesh… Looks like even Bienfu and the Katz have swapped bodies. Eleanor(Rokurou): (Revelation) Wait… does that mean that the men are now in our bodies?! (Screen Fades to the Women’s Side / Magilou, the great sorceress Fades in) Rokurou(Eleanor): (Frowning) Well. This place certainly wasted no time in getting weird or awkward. Laphicet(Velvet): (Embarrassed) U-Uh… I’m not really comfortable with this. What do we do? I feel like I’ve got an inner tube strapped to my chest. Rokurou(Eleanor): Eizen, is this another side-effect of your curse? Eizen(Magilou): As if the Reapers Curse would do something so ridiculous. It’s probably just that Katz playing a prank on us. Laphicet(Velvet): I’m amazed that you can stay so calm despite all of this, Eizen. Eizen(Magilou): Hah, this doesn’t bother me in the least. Eizen(Magilou): My sister and I used to take baths together when we were kids. Laphicet(Velvet): I suppose that… makes sense…. Rokurou(Eleanor): … Well, we might as well enjoy ourselves. The water here does feel quite nice. Eleanor(Rokurou): Rokurou, you letch! Cover your eyes this instant! (Magilou is air punching in the air.) Rokurou(Eleanor): Fine, fine. No need to shout, Eleanor. Though I have to say, your body is nicely agile. Rokurou(Eleanor): Though your butt is a bit bulky. Eleanor(Rokurou): (Shocked) Hey! Keep my hands to yourself!(Stands up) Velvet(Laphicet): (Blushing and looking away)E-Eleanor! Don’t stand up! (After a short awkward silence, Eleanor sit back down) Eizen(Magilou): Hey, Katz! We better not be stuck like this forever! Katz(Bienfu): No need for confurn, meow. You’ll all go back to normal once you leave the spring. Velvet(Laphicet): Right then, everybody out. This is just too weird to be relaxing. Eleanor(Rokurou): Actually, before we go… I’ve noticed the Katz’s been staring at us for pretty much the entire time. (Katz eyes are wide open, staring.) Velvet(Laphicet): …Yeah, that’s Bienfu. Smack him for me. Rokurou(Eleanor): Got it. Bienfu(Katz): Bieeeeeen!(Music Fades out)

Rokurou: (Disappointed)Thats too bad… It was such a lovely hot spring. I wish we could have stayed a little longer. Eleanor: (Blushing/Angrily) No, you really don’t. Lets all agree to forget this ever happened. Eizen: (Deadpan expressions from Rokurou,slightly sweating)…How do you expect us to do that? Rokurou: Don’t go asking for things we cant actually do. Eleanor: (Blushing/Angrily) I SAID FORGET IT! Rokurou: If you insist… I-Ill try. Eizen: Uh… Fine… Magilou: (Deadpan)Yeesh… So much for a nice team-building exercise! I feel like this has just driven a wedge further between us.

Velvet: An inspection!

Eizen: They won't inspect everyone. Just act natural.

Magilou: Your face is all stiff.

Velvet: I know.

Guard: You, in the black coat. Show me your documentation.

Velvet: Uh... Um...

Guard: Well? Your travel permit from the Abbey. Where is it?

Magilou Hits Velvet on the Head

Magilou: Foolish girl! How many times have I told you? A magicians apprentice must wear a pleasant grin!

Guard: Magician?

Magilou: Verily! I present to you the traveling troupe of mischievous misfits known across the land as... Magilou's Menagerie!

Guard: Entertainment for the ceremony?

Magilou: Why yes, indeed we are, my dear! Please pardon my uncouth apprentice.

Magilou: Girl! Allay the good mans fears and show him the dove trick you've spent all these weeks on! Go to.

Velvet: Huh?!

Velvet: Oh, uh... Sorry, mistress... I forgot to prepare.

Magilou: Y-Y-You pathetic little shirker! A proper performer is perpetually prepared!

Guard: Its fine. Doves flying around would be a nuisance.

Magilou: No, this will not do! If you cannot summon a dove, then ACT like one!

Magilou: Act. Like. A. Dove!

Velvet: gives Magilou a Death Glare then turns back to the guard .........Coo. Coo. Blushes and Facepalms out of embarrassment

Birds appear out of thin air from Magilou's artes

Laphicet: Whoa!

Magilou: Remember, Magilou's Menagerie manufactures mirth! That was just a small sample for the good citizenry of Loegres!

Guard: Hey! You cant advertise here! Move along!

Jude: Hey, Alvin. Why is Teepo always talking about "bazongas"? What does that even mean?

Alvin: Oh-ho! He finally asks. It seems you're ready to take the first steps towards becoming a man.

Jude: Why do you have to make everything so weird? Forget I even asked.

Rowen: Bazongas are the burning fire at the heart of manhood.

Jude: (Surprised/Shocked) Bwa! Rowen?!

Rowen: (Thinking) Jude, there are times to play it cool, but a man who fears his own passions is no man at all.

Alvin: Yes! Exactly what I was trying to say!

Jude: (Blushing) I'm not even sure I know what we're talking about.

Rowen: (Slightly Angry) Then you will never know bazongas. You have to want it, Jude. You have to need it.

Jude: Then, teach me about bazongas.

Rowen: (Raising his voice)I can barely hear you. You have to mean it!

Jude: (Inhaling, Alvin and Rowen Moves off, Milla and Leia Enters)...

Jude: (Shouting) TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS!!!

Leia: (Shocked) Whoa! Don't go shouting things like that!

Milla: Don't scold him, Leia. I read about this in a book. It's called "puberty".

Milla: We're supposed to be understanding and supportive.

Jude: (Blushing) Mmhmm...

Alvin: Don't hate us.

Bloodwings Man: ... Madam Eleanor, can I ask a... personal favor?

Eleanor: Y-Yes, what is it?

Bloodwings Man: I have a treasured Exorcist Card, a Rank 5 Eleanor I'd like you to autograph.

Eleanor: An Exorcist Card of me?! And even adults Blood wing Butterflies, no less are collecting them?!

Bloodwings Man: Your card was recalled, so its incredibly rare Its priceless among obsessive collectors.