#alvin

OK, we all Know that there is four member's of the knight's gang.

Asgore.

Carol.

KRIS.

the Knight THEMSELf.

but who could this be?? What mysterious character could this be???

heh. I've conspired, concluded, and conquered this conveniently convincingly confusing conunundrum. I have come to realize our four members of Knight gang are centered around 3 sorry I mean 4 peoplewe already know. and lemme say. they're pretty fantastic 4.

Asgore - the thing,: Asgore's paralell's to the Thing Are pretty noticable if you pay attention. Both are big and fat and broad. Both say "It's Clobbering Taime." Both have names that sound like words. "The" "Thing"? sounds like Thee Thang. where as "Asgore Dreamurrr" kinda sounds like Ass Go Re Dree Mhyrr. Huh,. weird. But brobably just a coinc edince.

CARLO - invisible Women: She isthe voice over the phone. SHE IS unseen. Both have Ice Powers and Blonge haair. both were Blue on themselves. both makeme wanna get stomped on. tstk. Simple. I need a chalenge for the troops of my illustrious mind palace to fend off, Bud.

Krsis Is a Mr. Fantastic, Beacuse they MORPH around Susan and Asriel's dust. THey act... different. It's kind of Becoming Uncanny. Uncanny. Also, Kris smokes out of a funny pipe like that guy in venture bros that is a reference to Mr. Fantastic in venture Bros. Paralells people, Paralells.

Rudy - Sharon Ventura (The She Thing). The paralells between these two are Unending. Almost Endless. Practically infinite. essentially, extending forever. this is because Asgore will put Rudy on Estro (Slang for Estrogen) to turn him into HIS she thing if you KNow hwat I mean. Also he will get very rock covered in later chapters.

So who is the fourth Fantastic Four MEMBER? who Paralells Alvin?? The Human Torch.

Alvin - THE HUMAN TORCH/Deltarune's Roaring Knight.: Turns out that knight is roaring because they are on fire.. Saying OW OW OW YOW!!!! Alivn is inside. A man on the inside of the inside of the suit. Like How the Human Touch is INSIDE the fire. And look at the knIGHT'S BATTLE theme. Burning Eyes. HELLO??? ANYBODY HOME??? THIS IS MR. ACTUALLY INTELEGENT THEORIES!! Seems You Guys FORGOT who I WAS/AM. All of my Many claims allow me to come to this conclusion.

#alvinandthechipmunks #aatc #alvinsevile #alvinnnandthechipmunks

So I was bored at work and thinking about what could lead a man to be as vile as Alvin. Of course, he might have always been this way. Maybe he was a cruel and vicious person since he was a child, but the httyd books seem to like doing parallels a lot, so I wondered, what if Alvin was a boy a lot like Hiccup when he was very, very young? Smallish, soft, kind, and polite.

I think that would have gotten beaten out of him by living with the Outcasts, his horrible mother, and possibly the Outcast version of the Pirate Training Program.

From what it seems, every tribe has a version of the Pirate Training Program to train their youth. The Outcast Tribe is so violent and sadistic that its people were outcast from normal Viking society—a society where murder is justifiable, stealing is good fun, and slavery is simply a part of life. That gives you an idea of just how brutal the Outcast Tribe is. If you've been outcast by your tribe, you've pretty much already proven yourself. However, if you were born into the tribe, you would still need to prove yourself, as they don't seem like the kind of people to go easy on anyone.

I really can't theorize on what the Outcast initiation or training might look like, but the sky's the limit. Whatever dead-dove-do-not-eat, dark, grim, bloody scenario you can think of, I really wouldn't put anything past these people. All-out war. Maybe Alvin had friends who were kinder and weaker than the others, and he had to watch them get torn to absolute pieces. Maybe he even had to torture or kill them himself as part of the initiation into the tribe. Maybe cannibalism was involved. Why not? They already do it.

Then, in order to cope with what he's done, he adopts the persona of Alvin the Treacherous. Sometimes it can feel easier to just be a "bad person" rather than a person who did a bad thing, because then you have someone else to blame. It's not HIS fault he does what he does--he's evil; destiny made him evil; the Treacherous blood made him evil.

The more he sinks into this mustache-twirling, conniving villain, the easier all the hurt becomes to swallow. After years of pretending not to care, pretending to like violence to keep himself sane, eventually he starts to not care and enjoy it for real.

This could be part of the reason he hates Hiccup so much. Firstly, Hiccup would remind Alvin of a part of his past he tried to bury. Secondly, when they first meet, Alvin might be jealous of Hiccup's life, the life he desperatly wanted but never had. Sure, Hiccup gets bullied, but he has friends who aren't dead, a family who genuinely loves him, and a teacher who's--to a degree--actually concerned about his survival.

His hatred of Hiccup would only grow the more hardships Hiccup faces because, whereas Alvin's trials made him cruel, Hiccup only seemed to become kinder and more selfless as a result. Hiccup keeps winning without having to become monstrous, forcing Alvin to consider that maybe it didn't HAVE to be the way it was. Maybe it COULD have been better. Maybe he COULD have been better.

“Cause when love is gone, there's always justice

And when justice is gone, there's always force

And when force is gone, there's always Mom

Hi, Mom

So hold me, Mom, in your long arms

So hold me, Mom, in your long arms

In your automatic arms, your electronic arms

In your arms

So hold me, Mom, in your long arms

Your petrochemical arms, your military arms

In your electronic arms”

Needless to say, lately I’ve been staring blankly at the ceiling as that song plays while thinking about Isidor on a regular basis.

I’m not completely certain why I’m sending you this ask… I guess I’d just like to know what you think about those lyrics in relation to Isidor’s childhood. I’m incredibly curious about his early life in general. This sad little man can fit so much trauma in him…

(I’m really looking forward to seeing the new Artificial Idiocy updates, by the way. I’ve greatly enjoyed all the adjustments you and Maru have made to the previous episodes. ^_^)

OHHHHHHH i had to recover from this ask, because I hadnt known the song before and it changed something in me. The monotone "ah ah ah" throughout was so off putting for me right away, until it slowly turns comforting and bittersweet. probably how it was for tiny isidor, who never had anything other than metal to comfort him, throughout his developing years 🥺

GAH thank you SO MUCH for the song recommendation!! this is going into the alvin/isidor playlist - i still keep it open for people to add songs they think fit them, if anyone else wants to shoot in a rec, here's the link: