#tabiclown

"im probably team evbo on this one" HESS LOYAL!!!!! HE CARES oh my fucking GOD hes CARES abt evbo!!!!! fake ass idgafer i SAW you caring!!! i SAW you choose to help EVBO at no discernible benefit to yourself!! guardbo is so perfect the make me SICK oh my goddd,,, guardbo gang eating GOOD this season <333

our boy actually got through to seawatt! you love to see it

hes trying to get ray on the journals thats,, actually adorable,,,, hhe just wabts to share his special interest with is bf omggg,,,,

"im sure well get a guard update soon" ok this is definitely foreshadowing. looking forward to whatever shakes out there!

"is there a pvp marketplace around here" evbo honey i know you love shopping but can you PLEASE take this shit seriously

"that just sounds like you have a severe shopping addiction" get his ass seawwtt <33

"he said something like he hoped my bow would break and id die" ily seawatt never stop hating<333. also very funny to me how evbo just Does Not Acknowledge that

"do they want to wipe us out because our pvp marketplaces are so much better??" AKHSVWJDO NEVER CHANGE EVBO <333

also funny: seavbo seems to be getting the same "enemies to grudging coworkers" arc as guardbo. time will tell if they also get the same "totally-not-friends to lovers" thing

"i honestly would do anything for one more time where its just tabi and i against the world" HEY WHAT IF I CRIED.

GUARDBO IS SO REAL like. evbo talking abt how he wishes it was just him and his crush against the world (immediately after) "its just me and [the guard] against the world" WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

EVBO WHYYYY ARE YOU SO DUMB <3333 /VPOS

oh seawatt seems to have become something of a leader to the remaining bows? eager to see where that goes. also implied bow found family, you love to see it <333

wemmbu my beloved they are SUCH besties omgggg

"can i finish the video jounal update" "we can overcome this with the power of... a ~*~positive mindset~*~" oh so theyre actually just the same person ok /silly

ZAM YOU CONNIV8NG LITTLE BASTARD. I HATE HIM I NEED HUM TO DIES AAAAUGHGHH /VPOS

OOUGHGHH HES SO SMUG FUCKING BIIIIIITCH <333 STILL THREATENING & MANIPULQTING EVBO AFTER EVERYTHING AUUHOUGHHHGG im normal. im normal abt this

OOOOH they ALL decide to let zam through. FASCINATING implications there. gotta rotate that in my brain for a while

"i guess im doing you a favor by getting rid of her ^u^" AUSUGSGKIQJ THIS FUCKING BITCHHH I HATE HIM

EVBO SNAPPING AT ZAM LASHING OUT AT HIS TORMENTOR BEUATIFUL INCREDIBLE IM SO NORMAL ABT THEM

"i will be the GOD of this world" SIR??? ouugh im. im normal im SO normal abt this guy. cant WAIT to see where thats going

chat how are we feeling about clownbo.

fr though clown is shaping up to be such a fascinating character?? like. so far his defining character trait seems to be concern for morality, or at the very least how one evaluates the value of lives. first telling tabi she didnt deserve to die, now interrogating evbo about his sense of ethics... it really feels like were building up to something here. hes such an interesting character already and weve barely met him?? i need to study this guy

also clown really heard tabi talk about her sword friend and decided he needed to see this guy for himself huh. to me this is shipfic material... but for which pair...

back to clownbo they have such a fun dynamic here. like clown seems absolutely fascinated by evbo... evbo is deeply intimidated and also horribly confused by clown... theyre both inexplicably concerned with good & evil despite living in fucking pvp civilization... and then clown spares him for whatever reason?? cant wait to see what thats about

there seems to be a pattern of evbo freezing up in the face of credible threats to his life - first when he went through the red gate for the first time, then when he dies in bow civ (afraid of another fight for the armor stand), and now when clown pulls out the eternal axe. idk i just think its an interesting bit of characterization

feels very significant that clown spared evbo. feels VERY significant that both clown and tabi were given the opportunity to permanently kill evbo, practically on a silver platter. and both turned it down, knowing full well he would actively work to stop them. that only one of them could survive. and yet both of them chose to let evbo live, for the moment.

obviously tabi had 90% of s1 to get attached to evbo but what the hell is clowns stake in him??? WHAT is this guys deal i need to see more of him right fucking now

also (to tabi) "you dont deserve to die yet" vs (to evbo) "now is not your time to die" i???? aaaaugh the parallels. i need to make a whole nother post abt that

AAAUGHGG TABIS VOICE SHAKIGN WHEN SHE PRESUMES EVBO IS DEAD FOR REAL. "so i would say you did what you had to do" ITS SO,,,, SHE WANTS TO NOT CARE ABOUT HIM SO BAD I,, AAAUUAAUGAHGDMDHKWJSHGE

also "what would you say if i said yes" theres GOTTA be something going on here. clown pierce what the genuine absolute FUCK is your deal bro

"the eternal trident is all that matters now" OOOUUHGHUOOGGHHHG EVBO MATTERS TO HER,,, IM,, AAAUUGHDHKSNEJSKGDOSKWN

aauaugh evbos dynamics with everyone are SO good i am THRIVING over here