#zambo

ZAMBO FOR THE SHIP SWAP WAS SUCH A BIG WIN I LOVE THESE FREAKS

I made your toxic yaoi into figures so zambo could be real in real life

they had fun at 5 below :3 (also forgot to record it but the heart and trident are removeable)

also since we had an extra week i drew this!! <3

Objectively, it was useless. Useful in only a tacky decoration is for an equally grating studio apartment.

It wasn't Evbo, with his blood paid stone sword, already familiar and acquainted with his violence, no, it was better. Pure, in a way.

It didn't seem to recognize the mechanisms behind violence; not the hitboxes, the timing, not even the strike— when she had aimed her trident towards it, her eyes narrowed at its lack of realization. The fear after she hit her mark, gouging its abdomen, made up it for it however. It didn't seem to know much of anything, if she had to be honest. She'd been the one to teach it how to respawn. Its only expertise seemed to just be trivial; where was parkour to be useful in PVP?

She had called it pure, when the two of them had first met, cell door slightly opened, just enough for the angel to be shoved and trapped inside. She thinks she'd caught a hint of that diamond sword of his, before Evbo had ran away. But her acessment of it was too hasty, too rushed. Innocent, yes, unknowledgeable, yes, almost worriedly so if she cared, but pure?

It was tainted, stained by the time it pushed itself into that cell, her apartment. Parkour Battles, assassinations, duels: it told her of its home, and how crude she found that civilization of its, with the gaps and missing pieces, but she could not help her fascination either. Immortality, it told her, was possible, through golden beady green eyed totems, nearly so through something as simple as diamond boots. Godhood was possible, through netherite boots and carrying if the former divine's well— it was God of that civilization, and perhaps, if only she tried, bold enough to ask, then she could be too.

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What is a ship swap?

The Evboverse Ship Swap is an event hosted by @confessioncivilization taking place the first week of July where users can send in their favorite ships in the evboverse (parkour civilization, pvp civilization, and minecraft simulation) and force other people to make them delicious content of the ships!

This content includes art and fanfiction, but it’s entirely up to the user on how they choose to interpret this!

What are the rules to the Ship Swap?

All ships are allowed, and again, rarepairs are encouraged! There shouldn’t be any issues with adult x child as there aren’t typically any children in evboverse media, 

NO NSFW!! Again, this was created by @confessioncivilization, a fully sfw evboverse confessions/headcanons blog. Do not ask for smut. Do not create smut. If you want smut, go find someone with nsfw requests open. This is not the place for that. Lightly suggestive stuff is fine unless stated against it, but don’t go further than that.

You NEED to enjoy yourself this is a requirement. If i find out you aren’t having a good time then you will be blocked and banned from ever participating in these events again. 

That last rule was a joke, but seriously. Don’t burn yourself out over this.

How will this whole thing work?

Submit your ship (there can be multiple) into this little form linked at the bottom of the post!

Your username and your assigned ships will go onto a funny little wheel with everyone else who signed up for this and I’ll spin it and randomly assign you a partner!

Using the info you provided me, I’ll dm you (or send you an ask from my main blog, @phoe-ix if dms are closed) containing your partner’s username and their ship(s) and preferences. If I send an ask, do NOT answer it. Leave it in your inbox and either take a screenshot, or do NOT delete it.

You’ll have until the provided due date to make them something special for one or more of their ships! It’s up to you which ship you choose to make something for if they submit multiple and the same goes for your partner. If they don’t do something for your most preferred ship, then that’s okay! At least you’re getting something, right?

You’re 100% allowed (and even encouraged) to submit rarepairs. Stuff you don’t see everyday is better! On one hand, you get to see new ships you didn’t even consider, and on the other hand, you get content for your silly little guys that nobody seems to care about!

Unlike a secret santa, this will not be anonymous. You can contact your partner if you want! If you need extra clarification on something or want to mention something you forgot to on this form, you can!

How do I upload my final product?

A proper list of information on how to post your final piece will be posted the day before the final due date.

DO NOT share your work before then, even if you finish early.

You can share a fic with a beta reader, but do not upload it to ao3 or wherever you choose to upload your fics to before the date provided.

It should be a surprise for your partner! Don’t let them know what you’re doing, but you can drop little hints if you want!

Proper Submission Instructions!

For fic writers, we have an ao3 collection!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/evboverse_ship_week 

If you chose to write a fic, upload it to this!

This next part goes for everyone. Make a post on the blog you signed up with. Attach any art you may have made or a link to your fic. Tag both this blog and your partner! Tag it with #evboverseshipswap2025 and any other applicable tags (ex: ship name, characters in the ship, series the ship is from, any trigger warnings, etc.) Feel free to add any extra commentary, but that’s about all you need.

We’ll reblog it here under the same ship swap tag we asked you to add to your original post. If people who didn’t get to participate want to look at what you made, it’s an easy way for them to find it!

Remember to not submit before this saturday! This includes uploading your fic early.

Thank you to everyone for participating! I hope to see you all again next year!

thoughts under the cut

GUARDBO: best possible ending for evbo AND the guard. toxic yaoi turned good. they compliment each other so well but you wouldn't notice at first glance. slowest slow burn ever like they're medium rare with how slow it is. a prince and his guard… evbo is so kind in contrast to everyone else it starts to rub off on the guard, and the guard is so fiercely loyal it starts to rub off on evbo. two peas in a pot… absolutely perfect and magical dynamic