#sym john

Buddha: Don't you mean Plan B?

Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. James had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties

Buddha: Alright, Plan-

John: Don't even bother asking about Plan D, that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Buddha: And Plan E?

Andrew: We're really hoping not to use it. Judas dies in plan E.

Peter: Throw rocks at he.

Thomas: Hot dog.

Jacob: Kill him.

Peter: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Thomas: A realist sees a freight train.

Andrew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents.

Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough to buy a canon and fire it at you.

John: Actually, I did the math, Andrew would have $225 not 0.15.

Andrew: That's nice.

Judas: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Peter: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Judas: Get you're own dollar.

Peter: :(

John: Hey I just asked Ananda for clarification and he's right, Andrew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Judas: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

John: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

James: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

John: Apply juice to what.

Thomas: Directly to the forehead.