#sym james

Buddha: Don't you mean Plan B?

Peter: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. James had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties

Buddha: Alright, Plan-

John: Don't even bother asking about Plan D, that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Buddha: And Plan E?

Andrew: We're really hoping not to use it. Judas dies in plan E.

Andrew: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I'd have 15 cents.

Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this, I would have enough to buy a canon and fire it at you.

John: Actually, I did the math, Andrew would have $225 not 0.15.

Andrew: That's nice.

Judas: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Peter: While you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Judas: Get you're own dollar.

Peter: :(

John: Hey I just asked Ananda for clarification and he's right, Andrew would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Judas: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

John: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

James: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

John: Apply juice to what.

Thomas: Directly to the forehead.

James: Nope.

Thomas: Absolutely not.

Judas: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through

Peter: I really hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Andrew: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

John: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Ananda I just think he's pretty cool, even if a bit weird at times. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him!

*Later that night*

James: He did.

John: And I just finger gunned him back?

John, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Peter: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Andrew: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Peter: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Thomas: Pete-

Peter: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

James: Pete we gotta-

Peter: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Peter: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

John: Why not?

James: Well, um, how are you going to feel when you see him without any makeup?

John: He doesn't wear makeup.