tattoo AU and bakery AU for taakitz :>
âI didnât know the place came with a handsome neighbor,â Taako crows, peeking out the window of his new bakery-cafe at the tattoo shop next door. The Ravenâs Nest is small and staffed by only a few people, one of whom is the hottest motherfucker Taako has ever laid eyes on. âHot boy, fresh out the oven. Steaming.âÂ
âMaybe you could bring him something. A cupcake or a macaron, maybe?â Ren, his business partner, leans casually against the counter sheâs just finished wiping down for the day.Â
âYouâre a genius. Box me up something that says âdate me, like, ASAPâ.âÂ
âWhat color do you want the frosting to be?âÂ
âNot literally, you fucking fiend! I donât want to creep the guy!âÂ
âHe says, staring at tall, dark, and handsome through the window, again.âÂ
âI take back the genius title and I am putting it in my pocket and sending it back to the factory.âÂ
 Ren laughs. She puts a few tasty little petit fours in a larger box and ties it with a ribbon.Â
âYou want to write your number on top, or are we taking it slow?â
âYouâre not involved! There is no we here! But, no, no, if he wants me, which, obvs he will. Itâs a known fact of the universe that I am delectably wantable. But if he wants me he can walk fifteen steps to the left of his job, and there Iâll be. Available, but not too available. Itâs the perfect crime.âÂ
Ren just shakes her head, and she goes about setting things up for opening in the morning.Â
Itâs funny how nervous Taako is. He knows his shit is good, and his face is handsome, and heâs a delicious fucking catch for anybody, even such a hotboy as this one, but his heart is pounding like heâs been crab-walking a marathon in a bikini all day, and he doesnât want to look sweaty for his first impression. He steadies his breath at the door, and then he walks in under the cheery jingle, smiling like he knows a sexy little secret. Thatâll get him good. Got to.Â
The hot tattoo artist looks up from the till and nearly spits his coffee.Â
âHey sailor,â Taako says, layering warmth in his voice like a fine little lasagna. âMy bakery just opened up next door, and I thought Iâd come round and meet the neighbors, share a few little treats.â He winks. The guy swallows his coffee hard and puts down the cup like itâll kill him if he even thinks about getting another sip. His eyes are still a little too wide, which Taako has no objection to--theyâre the most gorgeous deep brown heâs ever dreamed of sinking into. And those cheekbones, and that hair, done up in perfect braids and tied into a loose bun. God, what a hottie. âIâm Taako, by the way. You know, like on the sign.â
âKravitz,â Kravitz says. His voice is hoarse, presumably from the coffee, but hopefully from just how handsome Taako is, and his subsequent realization of his goal in life and/or purpose in the universe. âCharmed.âÂ
Taako sets the cake box down on the counter and leans against it, taking a calm glance around to assure himself that heâs not in the way of any customers.Â
âSo tell me, stud, whatâs the skinny on this place?âÂ
They chat long enough that Ren comes and gets Taako so that they can close up the shop, and the next day Taako peeks through the windows, trying to tell if the cake box is gone, but that pretty little pink container of goodness is still sitting in the same place. Taako frowns.Â
âHe didnât eat my shit.â
âMaybe he just didnât throw away the box?â
âHe should have taken it home and hidden it from his coworkers so he could have it all to himself! What gives!!â
Taako takes another box of goodies over that night. And the night after that. He sees Kravitzâs coworkers eating the treats, but never Kravitz.
This becomes his goddamn white whale.Â
âSo what kind of treats do you like, hm?â
âOh, you know,â Kravitz says, rubbing at his neck. âYours are so good. I canât even choose.â
Taako narrows his eyes.Â
âPick three and Iâll bring you some more.âÂ
âOh, you really donât have to, Taako! I really appreciate it, but surely your customers want to pay for those things you keep giving us for free!â
âEnd of the day treats that donât sell are totally fine to give away.â Taako folds his arms. âYouâre doing me a favor.âÂ
Kravitz looks unreasonably sweaty.Â
âWouldnât you know it, I have to go puncture a man, sorry?âÂ
Taako tries again the next day, and the next. Ren tells him to cool it, but he canât let it go. He makes Kravitz a little cake, the most perfect thing heâs baked in years, and he brings it over during the day, instead of at the end. Kravitz looks up from the till and swears under his breath.Â
âTaako,â he says, with a fruit salad of mixed emotions sliding down his face. Taako hopes he was the one who threw the bowl. âGood to see you.â
âWhy donât you eat my fucking treats?â Taako says, completely out of energy for subtleties. Kravitz winces.Â
âItâs, Taako, your treats look wonderful. Amazing. I wish I could eat them, honest! Iâm just-- Iâm allergic to eggs.âÂ
Taako makes a dialup noise.Â
âYouâre-â
âYou were so excited about bringing them over, I didnât want to tell you and ruin things. But- But Sloane and Barry have loved everything youâve made!âÂ
âYou dim fucking, dull ass walnut!â Taako is so frustrated he actually stamps his foot on the tile, like a child. âI could have been perfecting my vegan treats for a month now!â
âYou can make vegan cake?âÂ
âOh my god.â Taako rubs his face. âOh my god. I have so much research to do. Iâm going to make you something you can eat. You poor, deprived sonuvabitch.â Â
âThank you?âÂ
âAnd then when you eat it and donât get sick, you owe me a kiss.âÂ
âI do? I mean, not that Iâm opposed- I- Realy, do there need to be rules, about, us, you know, hypothetically kissing?â
âAbsolutely. But donât you fret, my handsome little friend. Youâre going to usher in a whole new era of Taakoâs patisserie with your bare hands.âÂ
âIâm still back on the kissing part, actually?âÂ
âThereâll be time for that later. I have to go bake all night. See you later!â
âCanât we kiss now? Taako? Taako, come back, what do I do with this cake? Taako?âÂ
But Taako is too busy huffing the delirious thrill of fresh new beginnings. Romance, take two. Letâs go.













