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Hal: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword

Erak: That's why I carry an axe

Svengal: An axe always works

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Can we please talk about the fact that Erak and Svengal have a normal conversation while waiting to be executed?

"'Nice control, Svengal. The man's got good wrists. I'd like to see him with a battleaxe in his hands.'

Svengal frowned, not totally agreeing.

'I'd like to see him with a battleaxe in his head, chief,' he said and they both guffawed again, totally at ease, totally unafraid."

-Erak's Ransom, page 386-387

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noncanon ranger cast quotes/moments #4

Alyss: and where theres smoke…

Everyone who knows Halt personally: (simultaneously) theres Halt

Svengal: (scratching his head) I don’t think thats how the phrase goes

Will: it should be how the phrase goes, with how many lighters crowley has had to confiscate from Halt

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So for the RA/Princess Bride crossover, here's what I'm thinking so far.

(Full disclosure: I haven't read much of TRR because I lost patience with it entirely, so those characters will not be showing up.)

Horace will be Westley, with the Sunrise Warrior moniker instead of Dread Pirate Roberts.

Cassandra will be Buttercup.

Gilan will be Inigo Montoya. Do I remember who canonically slew David? No. But it fits.

Deparnieux will be Count Tyrone Rugen; he's pretty much already making elaborate torture machines in his castle basement anyway.

Miracle Max will of course be Malcolm.

Svengal can be Fezzik, possibly. For Vizzini I don't know, but I'm thinking Tennyson. And Salt Peter can be the bishop.

I can't decide if Prince Humperdinck should be Morgarath or Arisaka; I'm leaning toward the former.

Alternatively, you can just have Will and Alyss as Westley and Buttercup and have Keren as Humperdinck and Jory Ruhl as Rugen or something. OR you can switch up the story and have Inigo (Will) avenging his wife (Alyss) instead of his father, and then he can kill Jory, and Horace can still be Westley and Cass can be Buttercup.