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Sarkhan: So...we have dragons now, that's epic, what else has changed?
Narset: Changed?
Sarkhan: You know, like what happened to the Jeskai and Zurgo?
Narset: Jeskai? The ancient order that Ojutai overthrew? Who is Zurgo?
Sarkhan: You know... big orc guy, leader of the Mardu? Hates me with a passion? Stabbed you with a giant spear...and killed you...
Narset: ...
Sarkhan: I'm beginning to see issues with this line of questioning.
N: Really? You don't say?
S: Ok, well, how about Surrak and Anafenza?
N: Isn't Surrak a Hunt Called for Atarka?
S: Well, he got off relatively easy. What about Anafenza?
Anafenza *Phasing through a wall*: I'm dead...
I love you bear mom, I will spend my life protecting you.
No surrak shall ever hurt you.
The theme song of this deck is Queen's "Under Pressure" because it's what your o...
Well I finally posted another deck online; this time it’s my first foray into Mono Green EDH. The story behind this is that I was playing one of my more technical control decks and some stan managed to sneak out a 20/20 with Phyrexian Processor, and due to a strange series of events there wasn’t shit I could do to stop it from kicking my ass for twenty damage that next turn, and I remember staring at that dang token like “that thing’s gonna hurt” and having this surreal moment where I deeply appreciated how cool it was. It made me realize Commander needs more of that. Moral of the story is, thicc green creature attacking you.
After some testing, I can tell you I need a Reliquary Tower. The draw is insane. I don’t want to run Craterhoof but I will be adding a PAthbreaker Ibex soon. The deck eagerly awaits Rhonas, Rhonas’ Champion, and Prowling Serpopard. @yeens-human @foilmountain do tell me what you think.
"Surrak's friends only bears....but Surrak punch all bears....Surrak has no friends....Surrak is tragic figure
- Surrak Dragonclaw

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Surrak Updates
The deck is still in the fledgling stage so expect periodic reports. Silvos --> Steel Hellkite. Both are evasive 6-drops but Steel Hellkite has a more immediate late game impact when given Haste and with mana open to swing in and activate it's second ability. Can also be pumped if I have nothing else to do. Oran-Reif Hydra --> Artisan of Kozilek. The deck has great recursion already, and this Hydra was a good beatstick. However, even without Trample, the Annihilator trigger makes up for lost damage and the immediate cast trigger is sure to be relevant at that point; there's no such thing as too much recursion in Commander. Thank you @foilmountain for the suggestion on good cuts and the Artisan of Kozilek idea.
Out: Harmonize, Garruk’s Horde, Creeping Rennaisance, Gyre Sage
In: Rhonas the Indomitable, Prowling Serpopard, Rhonas’ Champion, Mouth//Feed
Mouth//Feed just beats Harmonize by giving me a body then drawing me usually four or five cards for four mana. Gyre sage never did work and I never was happy to draw it. Rhonas is just… so good, and frankly Creeping Renaissance was a little redundant. Lastly, I didn’t like revealing my library, and I SO APPRECIATE uncounterable creatures.
I got my Champion and Mouth//Feed already- Serpopard and the God are going to arrive soon!