The English version is below ;)).
Sorpresa!!capĂtulo nuevo :DD
Cap 4:Intentando ser amigosâŠ
Estos aĂșn seguĂan enojados,aĂșn despuĂ©s de pasar un tiempo,simplemente esa discusiĂłn fue mucho para ellos,como para querer hacer algo.Warden aĂșn no lo querĂa dejar ir,nunca dejarĂa ir a un prisionero,eso jamĂĄs lo aceptarĂa.Once-ler no le hablarĂa por rencor y orgullo,lo odiaba y ese era mĂĄs que un motivo suficiente.
Once-ler:Pff,idiota!-enojado y acostado en la cama-
Warden se encontraba en su oficina,de mal humor y viendo hacĂa la ventana.
Warden:Pff,quiĂ©n lo necesita?yo no,solo es un cretino,engreĂdo-haciendo puchero y hundiĂ©ndose en su silla-para nada genialâŠclaro que no!
Esté tratando de entretenerse,mirando a todos lados y pucheros.
Warden:ÂĄAaa!maldita seaâŠvoy a ir con Ă©l y voy a confrontar esto!-levantĂĄndose de la silla de un brinco y yĂ©ndose-
Caminaba hacĂa la celda de Once-ler,de manera lenta y de vez en cuando deteniĂ©ndose,dudoso de su decisiĂłn.
Warden:AggâŠsĂ,no,sĂ-arreglĂĄndose el traje y nervioso-no importa,yo mando y voy a ir ahĂ,no importa lo que Ă©l diga!yo soy el guardiĂĄn y nadie me da Ăłrdenes.
Esté deteniéndose cuando llegó,sin darse cuenta llegó y esto lo puso nervioso.
Warden:Uff,ya llegué?-tragando saliva y tomando una gran bocanada de aire- pff,desde cuåndo me importa esto?
Esté tocando lentamente y pausada,esperando a que el otro le cediera el pase.
Warden:Nop!mala idea! -volteĂĄndose y apunto de irse-
Once-ler:Si eres tĂș,largo!no estĂĄs bienvenido aquĂ-sonando enojado y gritando-
Warden:Pff,quĂ©?-sonando incrĂ©dulo-soy bienvenido aquĂ sĂ quiero!no porque tĂș me lo ordenes,pff -cruzĂĄndose de brazos y un puchero-
Once-ler enojado salió a la puerta,abriéndola y viendo al otro con enojo.
Once-ler:CreĂ que habĂa dejado claro,ÂĄque no te quiero aquĂ!-gritĂĄndole y con el ceño fruncido-
Warden:Supongo,pero no me importa-transportĂĄndose con un arco-iris a la cama del otro-
Once-ler:Um?oye,oyeâŠbaja de ahĂ!-yendo hacĂa Ă©l y jalĂĄndolo de las manos-
Warden:ÂĄNo! -aferrĂĄndose a la cama- ÂĄvamos!
Once-ler:Vete?-jalĂĄndolo y tratando de poner fuerza-no tienes nada que hacer realmenteâŠseguramente no sabes hacer otra cosaâŠ
Warden:No,oh,no!te sorprenderĂa lo que puedo hacer -sonriĂ©ndole y mirĂĄndolo-
Once-ler soltandolo y alejĂĄndose con pena.No intento hacer nada y simplemente se sentĂł a lado del otro,con las manos en su rostro.
Once-ler:UggâŠeres fastidioso,lo sabes?-sonando serio y agotado-
Warden:UmmâŠsĂ,me lo han dicho algunas vecesâŠaunque no es cierto,solo soy un poco insistente,nada mĂĄs-sonriendo y moviendo las piernas-
Once-ler:Ignoras tu realidad realmenteâŠaunque supongo que eres feliz con eso-mirĂĄndolo-
Warden:ÂĄSĂ,lo soy!sabes,es mejor serloâŠla realidad,ammâŠapesta un poco,es gris-sentĂĄndose a su lado y sonando feliz-
Once-ler:SĂâŠun poco,avecesâŠno lo sĂ©-pensando-
Warden:MmmâŠoye?-sonando serio-
Warden:AĂșn te duelen las heridas?-sonando preocupado-
Once-ler:Oh,eso?no tantoâŠsolo si las tocasâŠsolo sanarĂĄn,ajam-pasando saliva-y tĂș?
Warden:Oh,puesâŠestoy bien,golpeas fuerte chico-sonriĂ©ndole-
Once-ler:TĂș tambiĂ©n,supongo que no debo provocarte entonces-sonriendo un poco-
Warden:SĂ,supongo que es SuperjailâŠ-acomodĂĄndose los lentes-perdĂłn por eso,debo tratar de tranquilizarme,no es normal que golpee a los reclusos,no soy un tipo de golpes-risa nerviosa y acariciando sus manos-
Once-ler:SĂ,yo tampoco..me descontrole un poco,perdĂłnâŠsupongo que fuĂ un poco groseroâŠ
Warden:Oh,eso?âŠtranquilo,los demĂĄs reclusos no son precisamente princesas delicadas,jaja-riendo un poco-no serĂas el primero en golpearme realmenteâŠ
Once-ler:Oh,entonces ya estĂĄs acostumbrado?-sonando preocupado-eso no debe ser agradableâŠ
Warden:Tranquilo,no es algo de quĂ© preocuparseâŠsupongo que es algo normal aquĂ,no lo tomĂł a malâŠsolo como algo de su conducta en reforma.
EstĂ© tratando de sonar tranquilo y acomodando su sombrero,un poco nervioso.Once-ler simplemente lo pensĂł pero supuso que no debĂa preocuparse del todo.
Once-ler:SĂâŠcreo,si no es molestĂa preguntarâŠÂżpor quĂ© insistes en ser mi amigo?no te lo tomes a malâŠ-sonando nervioso-
Warden:OhâŠpues,puesâŠpienso que eres un tipo agradable,no muchos lo son aquĂ y quiero ser tu amigo,sĂ,eso-tratando de no sonar extraño y nervioso-
Once-ler:Oh,graciasâŠsĂ,creo que lo soy y supongo que no actue muy agradable ese dĂa jejeje
Warden:Tranquilo,eso ya pasĂłâŠlo olvidarĂ©,crĂ©emeâŠpor eso trate de arreglarlo!-sonriendo y parĂĄndose de la cama,brincando-y voy a arreglarlo!
Once-ler:Oh,puesâŠquĂ© vas hacer?-prestando atenciĂłn-
Warden:TĂș solo sĂgueme-yĂ©ndose,dando brinquitos y sonriente-
Once-ler:Oh,espera!-siguiéndolo y llegando a su lado-
El otro tenĂa un plan y lo iba a hacer,estĂĄ vez sin arruinar nada o tratando de no hacerlo.
Once-ler:Qué vas a hacer?-miråndolo-
Warden:ÂżTĂș bebes alcohol?-rodeĂĄndolo con un brazo-
Once-ler:SĂ,no soy un gran bebedor pero sĂâŠ
Warden:Yo tampoco lo soy,pero aveces tomĂł un poco en el Superbar,es un lugar tranquilo,te gustara
Once-ler:SĂ,supongo que lo es jeje-un poco nervioso,sabĂa que ese lugar serĂa un desastre o por lo menos un matadero-
Estos llegaron al Superbar,entraron y sĂ!El lugar era un desastre como siempre,aunque normalmente bajaban la intensidad del caos en cualquier lugar cuando Warden llegaba,por algĂșn tipo de miedo al tipo loco y caĂłtico que consideraban que era Ă©l.
Warden:Y aquĂ estamos!serĂĄ divertido Once-ler-haciendo que el joven pase y sonriendo-
Once-ler:SĂ,no creo que sea tan malo-entrando y volteando a todos lados por temor-
Warden:SĂ!estarĂĄs bien,estĂĄs a mi lado!-sentĂĄndose en la barra junto con Once-ler-
Once-ler:SupongoâŠ-viendo como unos tipos atrĂĄs le hacĂa señas obscenas y amenazandolo de muerte-aunque parece que algunos no les agradoâŠjeje
Warden:Tranquilo,yo me encargo de que nada te paseâŠpara eso soy el guardiĂĄn y tuâŠconocido,eso creo-volteando a ver todos lados-dĂłnde demonios estĂĄâŠJARED!-sonando irritado-
El hombre bajito llegĂł,nervioso y mirĂĄndolo con miedo.
Warden:Oh,ahĂ estĂĄsâŠcomo puedes ver!Once-ler y yo venimos a tomar algoâŠtal vez platicar las cosas y necesito que utilices tus manitas para preparar unos tragos-sonriendo y explicando con las manos-ok?
Jared:¥Enseguida señor!-yendo a hacerlo råpidamente-
Warden:Y bien Once-ler,quĂ© puedes decirme de tiâŠdigo,tengo un expediente de ti que Jailbot entrego,asi que no puedes mentirme en algunas cosas-tambaleando las piernas,sacando el expediente y guardĂĄndolo en su sombrero nuevamente -
Once-ler:PuesâŠamm,haberâŠno creo ser tan interesante,bueno!Soy el dueño de una fĂĄbrica de Thneeds.
Warden:Oh,sĂ!eso lo leĂ en el expedienteâŠsuenan bien esos t-thâŠbueno,eso!-sonriĂ©ndole y tratando de decirlo con algunas complicaciones-
Once-ler:Pues sĂ,de hecho son una cosa muy imaginativaâŠcreo,pueden ser lo que quierasâŠya sabes esas cosas comoâtu imaginaciĂłn es el lĂmiteây esoâŠ
Warden:Bueno,señor Once-lerâŠsupongo que usted es muy imaginativo!eso te debiĂł dar ventajasâŠ
Once-ler:SĂ,aunque fue difĂcil llegar a ser lo que soyâŠ-recordando aquellos tiempos-
Warden:Oh,y quiĂ©n es Once-ler exĂĄctamente?digoâŠel nombre es un poco extraño pero,solo pregunto.
Once-ler:PuesâŠno lo sĂ©,asĂ me llamoâŠes un tanto extraño,aunque ella dijo que era su error deâŠuna vez-un poco triste y cabizbajo-
Warden:Uff,buenoâŠquiĂ©n lo dijo?suena como una especie de cosa cruelâŠ-mirĂĄndolo y sonando curioso-
Once-ler:Mi madreâŠaunque fue una discusiĂłn,no creo que lo hayaâŠdicho en serioâŠ
Jared entregĂĄndoles sus tragos y yĂ©ndose.Warden lo mirĂł,un tanto incĂłmodo y no sabiendo quĂ© hacer para hacerlo sonreĂr.
Warden:Uff,padresâŠno soy exĂĄctamente bueno con esos temas,no soy precisamente bueno para decir que tuve una figura paterna a seguirâŠy eso-girando los ojos incĂłmodo,queriendo cambiar el tema-
Once-ler:SĂâŠcreo que yo tampoco -tomando de su trago y dando un soplido-pero,no creo que debamos hablar de esoâŠmejor,dime algo tuyo-sonriendo de nuevo-
Warden:Oh,Âżde mĂ?pues-emocionado siempre de hablar de sĂ mismo-puesâŠsabes,yo construĂ estĂĄ cĂĄrcel y como puedes ver,es increĂblemente genial y sĂșper avanzada,claro que sĂâŠodio las cĂĄrceles de verdad,son grises,aburridas y para nada divertidas!como la de mi padreâŠpero hice que ese legado fuera mĂĄs alegre,menos gris.
Once-ler:Entonces esto es algo deâde generaciĂłn a generaciĂłnâ?
Warden:SĂ,peroâŠpero yo soy mejor guardiĂĄn,pff,claro que sĂ-tomando de su trago y sonando presumido-hay un premio en mi cuarto que lo dice,ajam!
Once-ler:Supongo que eso es genial,no tengo precisamente un premio pero si el reconocimiento de muchosâŠaunque tal vez en el futuro podrĂa tenerloâŠoh,cierto-otra vez sonando triste-
Warden tomĂł su trago,un tanto nervioso,sabĂa que significaba ese âoh,ciertoâ y no querĂa pelear con Ă©l otra vez.
Warden:AmmâŠÂżcuĂĄntos años tienes?pareces ser uno de los reclusos jĂłvenes que llegan aquĂâŠ-cambiando el tema repentinamente-
Once-ler:AmmâŠ25 años,y tĂș?pareces ser joven tambiĂ©n-curioseando y sosteniendo su trago-
Warden:Oh,me halagas,en cuanto a eso,puesâŠ-sonando nervioso,no es su tema favorito pero Ă©l mismo se metiĂł y no podĂa escapar,no habĂa ventanas-ammâŠoh,esoâŠpff,39âŠper-pero soy muy atractivo,eso debe quedar claro!- tratando de cubrir su ego dañado-
Once-ler:Tranquilo,nadie dijo que noâŠsĂ,eso creoâŠno pensĂ© que los tuvieras,te ves menos que esa edad-tranquilizando al otro-
Warden:Obviamente,como puedes verâŠÂĄsoy alguien sumamente atractivo y elegante!-sonando presumido y con el ego subido-pff,la edad es algoâŠalgo aparteâŠa quiĂ©n le importa?
Once-ler:Tranquilo,supongo que noâŠno creo que debas preocuparte de eso,no aparentas esa edad-tomando-
Warden:Oh,graciasâŠes bueno saber que alguien reconoce eso,es obviĂł que es eso.
Once-ler:Bueno,sĂâŠcreo-acabando su trago-
Warden:Y bueno~qué mås tiene para contarme,señor Once-ler-miråndolo atentamente y sonando interesado-
Once-ler:Ammm,veamosâŠ-pensando en que decir y no sonar aburrido-no lo sĂ©,pff,probablemente solo pueda hablar de mi negocio,de Thneed-ville y de la bola de pelos-sonando un poco molesto-
Warden:Uh,de quĂ© hablas?me refiero a lo Ășltimo
Once-ler:La bola de pelos?hablo del LoraxâŠes una pequeña molestĂa para mĂ y mis planes,solo va a mi oficina o a cualquier lado a donde voy,solo para molestarme y decirmeâno tales los ĂĄrbolesââsabes hacĂa donde cae un ĂĄrbol?ââestĂĄs cegado por la avariciaâpff,tonterĂasâŠ
Warden:Uh,suena molestoâŠhe lidiado con algunos sujetos molestos,Âżquieres que le diga a Jailbot que se encargue de Ă©l?-pensando en ya como hacerlo o lo que le dirĂa al robot-
Once-ler pasĂł saliva y se quedĂł en shock por lo que menciono el otro.
Once-ler:QuĂ©?no!âŠdigo,el tipo no me agrada pero tampoco quiero que tu robot asesino se acerque y le haga daño,si lo entendiste verdad?-mirĂĄndolo con sospecha-
Warden:Ok,okâŠentendido camarada,no le dirĂ© que le haga daño a tu molestador personal-tratando de sonar convincente y relajado-
Once-ler:Eso espero,sabesâŠantes eramos amigos peroâŠ
Warden:Pero quĂ©?-poniendo atenciĂłn y dispuesto a oĂr la historia-
Once-ler:Pero eso acabĂł cuandoâŠcuando empecĂ© a talar los ĂĄrboles,prometĂ que no lo harĂaâŠpero son solo unos ĂĄrboles,realmente a nadie le importanâŠ
Warden:Uff,buenoâŠciertamente asĂ lo esâŠrompiste tu promesa,nah,no me sorprende oĂr a alguien que rompiĂł una promesaâŠmenos de ti,no por nada estĂĄs aquĂ-sonriendo-
Once-ler lo mirĂł un poco molesto y con un claramente âeste no es el momentoâ.
Warden:Uh,sĂâŠclaro,perdĂłn-sonriendo ahora nerviosamente-ajam!supongo que eso hizo que se apartaran,no?
Once-ler:SĂ,creo que es al Ășnico que le importan los ĂĄrbolesâŠbueno,se supone que esa es su tarea y para lo que naciĂł hasta donde yo sĂ©âŠel tipo saliĂł de un tronco a reclamarme y decirme cosas comoâsoy el Lorax guardiĂĄn del bosque,hablĂł por los ĂĄrbolesšârealmente fue algo extrañoâŠ
Warden:Oh,yo tambiĂ©n soy guardiĂĄn de algoâŠÂĄtenemos tanto en comĂșn!podrĂamos ser amigos-sonriente-
Once-ler:Sin ofenderâŠpero no creo que le agrades,el no es fan de la violencia y no es precisamente un tipo que le guste la sangre,que por cierto tienes algo de ella en la mejilla derecha-sacando un cigarrillo de su saco y prendiendolo para fumarlo-
Warden se limpió la sangre con un pañuelo que sacó de su manga y la miró con una cara seria y pensativa.
Warden:JejeâŠsĂ,es un problema por aquĂ,de todos modos no le agrado a mucha gente-sonando un poco serio-creo que tengo mĂĄs enemigos mĂĄs que amigos,ajam!pero eso no importaâŠtal vez son ellos los del problemaâŠ
Once-ler:A veces asĂ es,pero a veces noâŠno importa,creo que yo tampoco tengo tantos amigos de todos modos,algunos solo estĂĄn conmigo para sacar noticia o algo que puedan decir de mĂâŠde todos modos no me importa,estoy consiguiendo lo que quieroâŠaunque es un poco molesto que gente ande detrĂĄs de ti todo el tiempo,solo para saber si hiciste algo mal o algo bien para difundirlo,pff-dĂĄndole una calada a su cigarrillo-inquietanteâŠ
Warden:Mmm..sĂ,supongoâŠno hay gente detrĂĄs de mĂ todo el tiempo exĂĄctamente,pero entiendo que debe ser una molestĂa,ajam!aunque Jared es como tener a una bola quejante detrĂĄs de ti todo el dĂa,pero aprendĂ a ignorar eso-siempre lo ha hecho-
Once-ler:MmmâŠsĂ,eso creo,quiĂ©res?-ofreciĂ©ndole un cigarrillo-
Warden:Oh,no graciasâŠtampoco soy un buen fumador,solo debes en cuandoâŠya sabes,un poco de estrĂ©s por aquĂ y haya que liberar-sonrisita-
Once-ler:Ok,estĂĄ bienâŠentiendo eso,a veces solo hago esto en mi oficina y veo como mi dinero creceâŠme pregunto cĂłmo irĂĄn las cosas haya?-pensando y sorpresivamente no muy preocupado,solo pensando en cuĂĄnto tendrĂĄ que hacer-
Warden:NoâŠno lo sĂ©,supongo que bienâŠ-un poco nervioso y jugando con sus dedos en la barra-
Once-ler:El Lorax debe estar cantando de alegrĂa al ver que ya me fuĂ,pff,nunca lo he visto cantarâŠeso debe ser algo histĂłrico jaja-risita divertida-nunca estĂĄ de buen humor como para hacerlo de todos modosâŠ
Warden:El tipo suena como alguien divertido aunque un tanto gruñón-pensando y poniendo una de sus manos en su mentón-
Once-ler:Uff,lo esâŠaunque puede llegar a ser alguien con quien platicar si lo necesitasâŠjeje-recordando esos tiempos y recargĂĄndose un poco en la barra-
Warden lo mirĂł y simplemente sonriĂł,el chico parecĂa muy nostĂĄlgico ahora,de alguna forma se veĂa atraĂdo a querer conocerlo aĂșn mĂĄs.
Warden:SĂ,suena interesanteâŠ
Siguieron platicando y bebiendo,hasta que Warden simplemente cayĂł en la barra dormido,es ahĂ cuando Once-ler entendiĂł que era hora de irse.
Once-ler:Amigo,qué haces?diablos-acomodåndose el traje-estås dormido?
Viendo como unas Z salĂan de su alrededor,alejĂĄndose de Ă©l.
Once-ler:Pff,eres todo un personajeâŠvamos!-moviendolo-no quiero cargarte!âŠ
Warden:MmmâŠno-durmiendo-
Once-ler se levantó,un poco desequilibrado pero pudiendo mantenerse firme después.
Once-ler:Entonces,te dejaré~-fingiendo que se va-
Warden:No!..no puedo pararme,estoy un pocoâŠmal
Once-ler:Parate,no seas exageradoâŠ-viĂ©ndolo y cruzado de brazos-
Warden intentĂł pararse,parecĂa bien,pudo hacerlo y mantenerse firme.
Once-ler:Vez?estĂĄs bienâŠsolo hay que irnos-sonriendo-
Warden:Creo que sĂ-dando un paso y cayĂ©ndose,sin intentar mantenerse-
Once-ler:Ups,tenĂas razĂłn entoncesâŠbueno,tengo que llevarte entoncesâŠ
EstĂ© agarro los brazos del otro y lo llevo arrastrando,no lo podĂa cargar ahora por la falta del equilibrio por el alcohol ,pero al menos intento algo.Warden era liviano en Superjail asĂ que no habĂa de quĂ© preocuparse,aparte el tipo estaba dormido,no le reclamarĂĄ por eso.Â
Once-ler:Bien,ahora dĂłnde estĂĄ tu cuarto?-viendo a todos lados-
Warden:MmmâŠm-me encargo-sacando su bastĂłn y llamando a Jailbot-Jai-jailbot ven a recoger a papĂĄ en el pasillo,ya sabes-soltando su bastĂłn y durmiendo de nuevo-
Once-ler:QuĂ©?pudiste hacer eso todo el tiempo?âŠagg,ya que..-soltando al otro y esperando a que el robot llegue-
Warden:Shhh~haz silencio,estoy durmiendoâŠ-acurrucado y sonriendo en el suelo-
Jailbot llegĂł y cargĂł al alcaide,sabĂa lo que tenĂa que hacer,sonriĂ©ndole con cara de pĂxel feliz al joven.
Once-ler:Supongo que te encargas de Ă©l,buenoâŠadiĂłs-sonriendo y despidiĂ©ndose-
Warden:-medio dormido-AdiĂłs!
El robot se fue junto con el hombre mayor.Once-ler se fue,un tanto divertido por todo lo que acaba de suceder.
Once-ler:Esto serĂĄâŠextrañamente divertidoâŠ
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Surprise!! new chapter :DD
Cap 4:Trying to be friendsâŠ
They were still angry, even after some time had passed, that argument was simply too much for them to want to do something. Warden still did not want to let him go, he would never let a prisoner go, he would never accept that. Once-ler would not I would speak to him out of resentment and pride, I hated him and that was more than a sufficient reason.
Once-ler: Pff, idiot! -angry and lying in bed-
Warden was in his office, in a bad mood and looking out the window.
Warden: Pff, who needs him? Not me, he's just a jerk, stuck up - pouting and sinking in his chair - not great at all⊠of course not!
He's trying to entertain himself, looking around and pouting.
Warden: Aaa! damn⊠I'm going to go to him and confront this! -jumping up from the chair and leaving-
He walked towards the Once-ler's cell, slowly and from time to time stopping, doubtful of his decision.
Warden: AggâŠyes, no, yes-fixing his suit and nervous-it doesn't matter, I'm in charge and I'm going to go there, it doesn't matter what he says! I'm the warden and no one gives me orders.
He was stopping when he arrived, without realizing it he arrived and this made him nervous.
Warden: Ugh, am I there yet? - swallowing saliva and taking a big breath of air - pff, since when do I care about this?
Knock on the door and deliberately, waiting for the other person to give the pass.
Warden: No! Bad idea! -turning around and about to leave-
Once-ler: If that's you, get out! You are not welcome here-sounding angry and yelling-
Warden: Pff, what? - sounding incredulous - I'm welcome here if I want! Not because you order me, pff â crossing his arms and pouting â
An angry Once-ler approached the door, opened it and looked at the other.
Once-ler: I thought I made it clear that I don't want you here! -screaming and frowning-
Warden: I guess, but I don't care-teleporting in a rainbow to the other's bed-
Once-ler: Huh? Hey, hey⊠get down from there! - approaching him and pulling his hands -
Warden: No! -clinging to the bed- come on!
Once-ler: Leave? - pulling him and trying to put force - you really have nothing to do⊠surely you don't know how to do anything elseâŠ
Warden: No, oh no! You'd be surprised what I can do-smiling and looking at him-
Once-ler let go of him and walked away shame He didn't try to do anything and simply sat next to the other, with his hands on his face.
Once-ler: UggâŠyou're annoying, you know that?-sounding serious and exhausted-
Warden: UmmâŠyes, I've been told that a few timesâŠalthough it's not true, I'm just a little insistent, nothing more-smiling and moving his legs-
Once-ler: You really ignore your realityâŠalthough I guess you're happy with that-looking at him-
Warden: Yes,really! You know, it's better to be⊠reality, amm⊠it stinks a little, it's gray - sitting next to him and sounding happy -
Once-ler: YesâŠa little,sometimesâŠI don't know-thinking-
Warden: MmmâŠhey?-sounding serious-
Once-ler: What?
Warden: Do your wounds still hurt? -sounding worried-
Once-ler: Oh, that? Not so much⊠only if you touch them⊠they will only heal, aham-swallowing-and you?
Warden: Oh, well⊠I'm fine, hit hard boy-smiling at him-
Once-ler: You too, I guess I shouldn't provoke you then-smiling a little-
Warden: Yes, I guess it's Superjail⊠- adjusting his glasses - sorry about that, I must try to calm down, it's not normal for me to hit inmates, I'm not a figthing guy - nervous laugh and caressing his hands -
Once-ler: Yes, me neither⊠I got a little out of control, sorry⊠I guess I was a little rudeâŠ
Warden: Oh, that?âŠdon't worry, the other prisioners are not exactly delicate princesses, haha-laughing a little-you wouldn't be the first to really hit meâŠ
Once-ler: Oh, so you're used to it now? - sounding worried - that can't be pleasantâŠ
Warden: Don't worry, it's not something to worry aboutâŠI guess it's something normal here, he didn't take it the wrong wayâŠjust as something about his behavior to reform.
He's trying to sound calm and adjusting his hat, a little nervous. Once-ler just thought about it but figured he shouldn't worry at all.
Once-ler: YesâŠI think, if it's not a bother to askâŠwhy do you insist on being my friend? Don't take this the wrong wayâŠ-sounding nervous-
Warden: OhâŠwell, wellâŠI think you're a nice guy, not many are here and I want to be your friend, yeah, that-trying not to sound strange and nervous-
Once-ler: Oh, thanksâŠyes, I think I am and I guess I didn't act very nice that day hehehe
Warden: Don't worry, that's already over⊠I'll forget it, believe me⊠that's why I tried to fix it! -smiling and getting up from the bed, jumping- and I'm going to fix it!
Once-ler: Oh, well⊠what are you going to do? -paying attention-
Warden: You just follow me-leaving, jumping and smiling-
Once-ler: Oh, wait! -following him and reaching his side-
The other had a plan and he was going to do it, this time without ruining anything or trying to do it.
Once-ler: What are you going to do? -looking at him-
Warden: Do you drink alcohol? -surrounding him with an arm-
Once-ler: Yes, I'm not a big drinker but yesâŠ
Warden: I'm not one either, but sometimes he had a little at the Superbar, it's a quiet place, you might like it.
Once-ler: Yes, I guess it is hehe - a little nervous, I knew that place would be a disaster or at least a slaughterhouse -
They arrived at the Superbar, they entered and yes! The place was a disaster as always, although they normally lowered the intensity of the chaos anywhere when Warden arrived, out of some kind of fear of the crazy and chaotic guy they considered him to be.
Warden:And here we are! It will be fun Once-ler-making the young man pass by and smiling-
Once-ler: Yes, I don't think it's that bad - entering and turning everywhere out of fear -
Warden: Yes! You'll be fine, you're by my side! -sitting at the bar along with Once-ler-
Once-ler: I guessâŠ-seeing how some guys behind him were making obscene signs and threatening him with death-although it seems that some of them don't like meâŠhehe
Warden: Don't worry, I'll make sure that nothing happens to you⊠that's why I'm the guardian and your⊠acquaintance, I think so - turning to look everywhere - where the hell is⊠JARED! - sounding irritated -
The short man arrived, nervous and looking at him with fear.
Jared: Yes sir?
Warden: Oh, there you areâŠas you can see! Once-ler and I are going to come over for a drinkâŠmaybe we'll talk things over and I need you to use your little hands to make some drinks-smiling and explaining with your hands-ok?
Jared: Right now sir! -do it quickly-
Warden: Well, Once-ler, what can you tell me about yourself? I mean, I have a file on you that Jailbot gave me, so you can't lie to me about some things-moving your legs, taking the file out and putting it back in his hat -
Once-ler: Well⊠amm, I have⊠I don't think it's that interesting, well! I am the owner of a Thneeds factory.
Warden: Oh yes! I read it in the fileâŠthose thne-thneed sound goodâŠwell, that! -smiling at him and trying to say it with some complications-
Once-ler: Well yes, they are actually something very imaginative⊠they can be whatever you want⊠you know those things like "your imagination is the limit" and thatâŠ
Warden: Well, Mr. Once-ler⊠I guess you're very imaginative! That must have given you advantagesâŠ
Once-ler: Yes, although it was difficult to become what I am⊠-remembering those times-
Warden: Oh, and who is Once-ler exactly? I mean⊠the name is a little strange but, I'm just asking.
Once-ler: WellâŠI don't know, that's my nameâŠit's a bit strange, although she said it was her mistakeâŠonce-a little sad and crestfallen-
Warden: Ugh, wellâŠwho said that? It sounds like some kind of cruel thingâŠ-looking at him and sounding curious-
Once-ler: My motherâŠalthough it was an argument, I don't think she meant itâŠ
Jared handing them their drinks and leaving. Warden looked at him, somewhat uncomfortable and not knowing what to do to make him smile.
Warden: Ugh, parentsâŠI'm not exactly good with those topics, I'm not exactly good at saying that I had a father figure to followâŠand that-rolling his eyes uncomfortably, wanting to change the topic-
Once-ler: YesâŠI don't think I do either -taking his drink and drinking- but, I don't think we should talk about thatâŠbetter, tell me something about yourself-smiling again-
Warden: Oh, about me? Well-always excited to talk about himself-wellâŠyou know, I built this prison and as you can see, it's incredibly cool and super advanced, of courseâŠI really hate normally prisons, they're gray Boring and not at all fun! like my father's⊠but I made that legacy more cheerful, less gray.
Once-ler: So this is a âgeneration to generationâ thing?
Warden: Yes, but⊠but I'm a better guardian, pff, of course - sipping his drink and sounding smug - there's a prize in my room that says so, aha!
Once-ler: I guess that's great, I don't exactly have an award but I do have the recognition of manyâŠalthough maybe in the future I could have itâŠoh, right-again sounding sad-
Warden took his drink, a little nervous, he knew what that âoh, rightâ meant and he didn't want to fight with him again.
Warden: Amm⊠how old are you? You seem to be one of the young inmates who arrive here⊠- suddenly changing the subject -
Once-ler: Amm⊠25 years old, and you? You seem to be young too - browsing and holding his drink -
Warden: Oh, you flatter me, as for that, wellâŠ-sounding nervous, it's not his favorite topic but he got into it himself and couldn't escape, there were no windows-ammâŠoh, thatâŠpff,39âŠbut-but I am very attractive, that should be clear! - trying to cover his damaged ego -
Once-ler: Don't worry, no one said noâŠyes, I think soâŠI didn't think you had them, you look younger than that age-reassuring the other-
Warden: Obviously, as you can see⊠I am someone extremely attractive and elegant! -Sounding conceited and with a raised ego-Pff, age is somethingâŠsomething apartâŠwho cares?
Once-ler: Don't worry, I guess not⊠I don't think you should worry about that, you don't look that old-
Warden: Oh, thanks⊠it's nice to know that someone recognizes that, it's obvious that's what it is.
Once-ler: Well, yes⊠I think - finishing his drink -
Warden: Well~ what else do you have to tell me Mr. Once-ler-looking at him carefully and sounding interested-
Once-ler: Ammm, let's see⊠-thinking of what to say and not sound boring- I don't know, pff, I can probably only talk about my business, Thneed-ville and the furball-sounds a little annoying -
Warden: Hey, what are you talking about? I mean the last one.
Once-ler: The furball? I'm talking about the Lorax⊠he's a bit of a nuisance to me and my plans, he just goes to my office or wherever I go, just to bother me and tell me "don't cut down the trees" A tree? fall?" "You are blinded by greed" pff, nonsenseâŠ
Warden: Uh, that sounds annoying⊠I've dealt with some annoying guys, do you want me to tell Jailbot to take care of it? -thinking about how to do it or what I would say to the robot-
Once-ler was surprised by what the other mentioned.
Once-ler: What? No!âŠI mean, I don't like the guy but I don't want your killer robot to come up and hurt him, you understand right? -Looking at him suspiciously-
Warden: Ok, okâŠunderstood comrade, won't tell you to hurt your personal annoyance-trying to sound convincing and relaxed-
Once-ler: I hope so, you know⊠we were friends before butâŠ
Warden: But what? -paying attention and willing to listen to the story-
Once-ler: But that ended when⊠when I started cutting down the trees, I promised I wouldn't⊠but they're just trees, no one really caresâŠ
Warden: Ugh, well⊠it certainly is⊠you broke your promise, nah, I'm not surprised to hear someone who broke a promise⊠least of all you, you're not here by anything good -smiling-
Once-ler looked at him a little annoyed and with a clear âthis is not the timeâ.
Warden: Uh, yeah⊠sure, sorry-smiling nervously now-ah! I guess that made them move away, right?
Once-ler: Yeah, I think he's the only one who cares about the trees⊠well, that's supposed to be his job and what he was born to do as far as I know⊠the guy came out of a log to claim and He tells me things like âI am The Lorax, guardian of the forest and I speak for the trees.â It was really something strangeâŠ
Warden: Oh, I'm also a guardian of something⊠we have a lot in common! We could be friends-smiling-
Once-ler: No offense⊠but I don't think he likes you, he's not a fan of violence and he's not exactly a guy who likes blood, which by the way you have a little bit on your right cheek. I take out a cigarette his and light it.
Warden wiped the blood with a handkerchief he pulled from his sleeve and looked at her with a serious, thoughtful face.
Warden: HeheâŠyes, it's a problem around here, not many people like me anyway-sounding a little serious-I think I have more enemies than friends, haha! but that doesn't matterâŠmaybe they're the ones with the problem âŠ
Once-ler:Sometimes it is, but sometimes it isn'tâŠit doesn't matter, I don't think I have that many friends anyway, some of them are only with me to get news or something they can say about meâŠI don't care anyway, I'm getting what I wantâŠalthough it's a little annoying that people are after you all the time, just to find out if you did something wrong or something right to spread it, pff-taking a drag on his cigarette-disturbingâŠ
Warden: MmmâŠyeah, I guessâŠthere aren't exactly people behind me all the time, but I understand that it must be a bother, aha! Although Jared is like having a complaining ball behind you all day, but I learned to ignore that-he's always done that-
Once-ler: MmmâŠyes, I think so, do you want? -offering him a cigarette-
Warden: Oh, no thanks⊠I'm not a good smoker , you just have to from time to time⊠you know, a little stress around here and you have to release it-smile-
Once-ler:Ok, okayâŠI understand that, sometimes I just do this in my office and watch my money growâŠI wonder how things are going?-thinking and surprisingly not very worried,just thinking about how much he will have to do -
Warden: NoâŠI don't know, I guess fineâŠ-a little nervous and playing with his fingers on the bar-
Once-ler: The Lorax must be singing with joy to see that I'm gone, pff, I've never seen him sing⊠that must be something historic haha-funny giggle-he's never in a good mood to do it anywayâŠ
Warden: The guy sounds like someone fun although a bit grumpy-thinking and putting one of his hands on his chin-
Once-ler: Uff, it isâŠalthough it can be someone to talk to if you need itâŠhehe-remembering those times and leaning a little at the bar-
Warden looked at him and simply smiled, the boy seemed very nostalgic now, somehow he was drawn to want to know him even more.
Warden: Yes, it sounds interestingâŠ
They continued talking and drinking, until Warden simply fell asleep at the bar, that's when the Once-ler understood that it was time to leave.
Once-ler: Dude, what are you doing? Damn-adjusting his suit-are you asleep?
See how some Z's came out from around he, moving away from him.
Once-ler: Pff, you're quite a characterâŠcome on!-moving it-I don't want to burden you!âŠ
Warden: MmmâŠnot-sleeping-
Once-ler stood up, a little unbalanced but able to stand his ground afterwards.
Once-ler: Then, I'll leave you~-pretending to leave-
Warden: No!âŠI can't stand up, I'm a littleâŠbad
Once-ler: Stop, don't be exaggerated⊠-looking at him and crossing his arms-
Warden tried to stand up, it seemed fine, he was able to do so and hold his ground.
Once-ler: See? Are you okayâŠwe just have to go-smiling-
Warden: I think so-taking a step and falling, without trying to stay-
Once-ler: Oops, you were right then⊠well, I have to take you thenâŠ
grabbing the other's arms and dragged him, I couldn't carry him now due to the lack of balance due to the alcohol, but at least something. Warden was light in Superjail so there was nothing to worry about, besides the guy was asleep, He will not complain to for that.
Once-ler: Well, where is your room now? -looking everywhere-
Warden: MmmâŠI-I'll take care of it-taking out his cane and calling Jailbot-Jai-jailbot come look for dad in the hallway, you know-releasing his cane and sleeping again-
Once-ler: What? Could you do that all the time?âŠagg, sinceâŠ-releasing the other and waiting for the robot to arrive-
Warden: Shhh~shut up, I'm sleeping⊠-curled up and smiling on the floor-
Jailbot arrived and picked up the warden, he knew what he had to do, smiling with a happy pixel face at the young man.
Once-ler: I guess you'll take care of him, well⊠bye-smiling and saying goodbye-
Warden: - half asleep - Goodbye!
The robot left along with the older man. Once-ler left, somewhat amused by everything that had just happened.
Once-ler: This will be⊠strangely funâŠ