How can you not love Clark Kent???

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How can you not love Clark Kent???

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D is for Dramatic
*Bruce on a video chat with Clark*
Bruce: I don't see the point in-
Damian: *bursting into Bruce's study* Father, I have just finished watching Charlotte's Web, I must insist you get me a piglet immediately.
Bruce: No.
Damian: But-
Bruce: I said no, Damian.
Damian: If you-
Bruce: No, now leave. I'm in the middle of discussing something important with Clark.
Damian: -tt- *Stomps off, slamming door*
Clark: The point is-
Bruce: Wait for it...
*Sound of doors slamming consecutively*
Clark: *Cocking his head* Is... is he slamming every door?
Bruce: Yes, he still has 11 doors to slam before he gets to his room, so we might as well wait to resume our conversation.
Clark: ...
Bruce: *waving vaguely to encompass the situation that is his son* He's a bit dramatic at times
Clark, under his breath: I wonder where he gets it from...
Bruce: *Bat-glare*
This just in from the Daily Planet, Superman delivers a sick burn to Batman.
-Lois Lane
Also... What the heck is Clark eating ?