#superbat polycule

(basically when they found out you Superman AND Batman were dating their beloved father)

Dick smiled and squealed like a teenage girl.

Jason just shrugged and returned to his book.

Tim was confused, he thought everyone knew that — apparently he's seen pictures of Superman and Bruce together in many news... And he assumed Batman and Superman were a couple since the start... and he was there at the gala where Bruce asked me out... Hence why he wasn't surprised when I showed up for dinner years later.

Stephanie chuckled and asked where Bruce kept the wine.

Damian tried to murder me was completely radiant about it!

Cass smiled and shook my hand. That was the most contact she shared with me since we had met.

Duke looked between us twice or thrice and just made a silent "ohh..." and later he asked me if I was being held hostage.

I mean... Come on... If you were in my place, wouldn't you?

I honestly think he's quite the pretty looking person, like some people say; 'pretty boy'.

Y'know?

He's... Alright. Interviewed him once. He wasn't very professional (he and Flash joke around a lot) but he's well intended.

Batman can't stand him. But for the sake of the world, he puts his troubles aside and agrees to "endure that nut headed egotistic metrosexual Ken Doll".

asking for a friend.

-kon

Cheese and mice, Kon, calm down!

Oh! Dad I'd like to fu....? Oh. OH!😳

Does that mean Batman knows his anatomy but you and Bruce don’t 🤨

Superman doesn't want us to be used as a source of information by his enemies, in case we're kidnapped and interrogated or whatever. He uses the kiss on everyone he thinks shouldn't know too much about him for those reasons (even a peck on the cheek, the kiss has the same effect).

Bruce: 7/10, very protective but is surprisingly good with boundaries.

Superman: 6/10, wants his bfs to be independent but is always watching close.