#super boring

I didn’t like any of the dads upon first meeting them, so I threw a dice roll and picked one to just run through.

The dialogue is so funny and relatable.

I would die for Amanda. Best part of the game.

The Build That Dad game is fun but the head always looks too big for the body??? Even with the chonky option.

I ended up with Brian and didn’t know you could go with any after you chose so I’ve only bothered to play his route.

At first I thought he was just an annoyingly competitive guy under that friend shape, but turns out he’s just a big softie??? 

Amanda and Brian’s daughter being friends was also really fun to read.

The golf and skee ball game was fun. Had a really hard time with the fishing game, however.

I still reassert that kissing is grossssss. Even in text format.

I don’t get why sometimes you get eggplants when you choose a reply or hearts on another reply. Which one is better??? Either way, it didn’t seem to affect the game.

The built dad you make is, like, in such a contrasting art style it’s kinda funny.

Also the dad jokes are 10/10.

jikook social media AU:

❝BUT YOU LEFT ME AGAIN❞

1. Nicknames? Zuza/Zuzia (my parents call me Zunia and it’s sounds like a 2 year-old’s name)

2. Gender? cis woman

3. Star sign? Aquarius

4. Height? 158cm

5. Time? 6.01 pm

6. Birthday? February 13th

7. Favourite bands? One Direction, Oh Wonder, Warpaint, Little Mix, CHVRCHES, Years & Years

8. Favourite solo artists? ot4, Tom Odell, Dua Lipa, Sufjan Stevens, Sam Smith, Frank Ocean, Ariana Grande, Lorde.

9. Song stuck in my head? ‘Don’t blame me’ by ****** ***** (I KNOW)😵😵😵

10. Last movie you watched? Coco

11. Last show you watched? Brooklyn 9-9

12. When did you create your blog? mid 2012??? I think lol

13. What do I post? one direction and like everything

14. Last thing I googled? I probably checked how to write something, cause I’m TRAGIC at spelling.

15. Do you have any other blogs? - nope

16. Do you get asks? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (no)

17. Why did you choose your url? cause H looks gorgeous in pink?

18.  Following? 600

19.  Followers? 340

20. Favourite colours? black, white, deep green

21. Average hours of sleep? 5/6

22. Lucky number? 9

23. Instruments? took piano lessons for 8 years… so I guess piano, and basic guitar

24. What am I wearing? black girlfriend jeans, black turtleneck (AND MY CAT’S FUR ALL OVER)

25. How many blankets do I sleep with? 1

26. Dream job? I’d love to work in like some event agency or whatever… or in PR. (studying to be an interpreter tho LMAO, not going to do anything with this diploma)

27. Dream vacation? New Zealand or NYC again ( :/ )

28. Favourite food? well… pizza

29. Nationality? polish

30. Favourite song? Landslide by Oh Wonder (AND OVER AGAIN BY ONE DIRECTION)

they’re all like SCRUPOLOSITY QUESTIONS SOCIAL JUSTICE KIND CARING

but then there are a bunch of “not important” answers that are opposite of mine on questions like “would nuclear war be exciting” “do you like horror movies” “do you like loud music” sometimes “do you like large dogs” always “are drugs other than marijuana okay” (this is all a cluster) 

@i-u-shi spamming le poop outta me

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. 

*SPOILER ALERT* i’m uninteresting

Nickname: “And then there’s this asshole” (that’s literally my name in my bff’s phone), Bubbuhs :3

Gender: Female

Star sign: Capricorn

Height: 167 ish cm

Time right now: 9:27 PM

Last thing googled: what 5 feet 6 inches is in cm (lel)

Favorite bands: Monsta X, BTS, GOT7, SHINee (1st kpop group to ever listen to) BLACKPINK, sf9, UNIQ (i miss you so much DX) among maaaaaaaaaaaaany others

Favorite solo artists: G-Dragon, I don’t really listen to much solo (i’ll take suggestions)

Song stuck in your head: right now Bermuda Triangle, Butterfly-BTS, FXXk IT 

Last movie watched: Assassin’s Creed

Last TV show watched: Game of Thrones (a co-worker gave me her 1st season to watch and right now i’m like meh)

When did you create your blog: 2016

What kind of stuff do you post: mainly fangirling over literally anything, occasionally some funnies, kpop, Lee Minhyuk <3

When did your blog reach it’s peak: Literally last night when y’all were busting your tiddies over my face :o

Do you have any other blogs: i’m debating making a personal blog because i’m funny sometimes?? and my friend and i like to go on adventures??? and play spoopy games???

Do you get asks regularly: not really BUT IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVEN IF IT’S ANON

Why did you choose your url: i’m a big ole bitch for DBZ and my name is sam but everyone goes “sayum” so i combined the 2 to create SuperSaiyum ^_^

Following: 56. I’m severely lacking but i’m very shy and don’t wanna be annoying but i like having friends but i don’t know how to initiate a friendship halp me

Posts: 655

Hogwarts house: Pottermore put me in Gryffindor *roar*

Pokemon team: Valor (i swear i’m not aggressive just easily excitable)

Favorite colors: dark reds with grays/tans, navy blue w/dark gray, purple/orange

Average hours of sleep: either 3 or 30 there is no in between (come at me Hyungwon)

Lucky number: i don’t have a lucky number?

Favorite characters: L & Ryuk from Death Note, Soul Evans & Death the Kid from Soul Eater, Sadao Mao TDIAPT, the whole OHSHC crew, i’ma bitch for anime (i’ll take suggestions <3)

What are you wearing right now: the flesh of my enemies. jk. very large hoodie, shorts, i have a kitteh in mah lap

How many blankets do you sleep with: ALL OF THEM NEVER TOO MANY BLANKIES

Dream job: get paid to travel or ride roller coasters :o or maybe a video game streamer or maybe a performer or maybe pet my cat OR MAYBE PAY ME TO SLEEP ALL DAY I’M GOOD AT THAT

Dream trip: i feel like saying Seoul is such a cliche thing to say BUT that would be dope. Hawaii is cool too. or anywhere with a beach. i live in a desert -sobs-

i wanna know more about @wonholypeach @minhyukssmol @kittyminhyuk @dinojaeee @fivenightsatminhyuks or whoever happens to see this