#sunflakes

Yang: But of course, we know who gives the best head, right?

Weiss: But of course.

Yang: Winter!

Weiss: Sun!

Yang: ... wouldn't he be a little ... ticklish? Winter is better!

Weiss: Yuck! I'm not thinking of her in your thighs. Sun is supreme!

Yang and Weiss: ... this means WAR!

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Winter: ... so they're fighting over who gives better head?

Blake, sighing: Yep. Between you and Sun, apparently.

Winter: I mean ... I'd probably fight someone if they said Ren's hair wasn't just the best.

Blake: ... what?! Weiss' hair is serene, silky!

Winter: Ren's mane is beautiful, well kept and ... smells nice.

Winter:

Blake:

Winter and Blake: *unholsters their weapons*

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Ren, collapsing into a chair: Woof, I'm tired.

Sun, handing him a can: Winter and Yang go ham again?

Ren: You got it. Thanks.

Sun: ... right.

Ren: So, what are they fighting about?

Sun: Who gives the best head and who has the best hair.

Ren: Ah, so each other?

Sun: Yeah.

Sun, groaning: Yowch, Blake really did a number on my little guy. I swear, she does it the best, but she does it hard.

Ren: I dunno, Yang can go ham when you get her in the mood. She's the best, no doubt.

Sun, sighing: We're going to have to fight, aren't we?

Pyrrha: Oh I did~ Jaune took me for a ride Last night~

Blake: Hmm. Well it's good to know he treats you Right. I'd bet Yang's better though.

Pyrrha: *Competitive mode activated* How so?

Blake: When she Fucks, she fucks hard. Her semblance lets her make every thrust count~ It's amazing~ She gets me off so fast~

Pyrrha: Well power is all well and good, but what's one orgasm in a night to a dozen? Jaune lasts so long I usually lose count!

Blake: *Squinting at Pyrrha* So what you're saying is Jaune needs more time to get you going?

Pyrrha: *Squinting at Blake* What I'm saying is Yang can't last, so she blow her load and goes.

Blake: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Blake/Pyrrha: HONEY/DEAR! I NEED YOU!

Yang: Yeah?

Jaune: Yes?

Blake/Pyrrha: *pointing at each other* I NEED YOU TO FUCK HER!

Yang/Jaune: What?

Pyrrha: She said you fucked soft! She needs to learn it's about the Journey, not the destination of Cumming!

Jaune: I- I- Why? You know I'm good so what does it matter what she thinks?

Pyrrha: Blake's Wrong, and you need to teach her the Truth!

Blake: Yang, I need you to pound Pyrrha harder than you've ever pounded anyone before.

Blake: Including Me.

Yang: ... Are- Are you sure? I don't know if I can-

Blake: Oh I know you can go harder.

Yang: How?

Blake: Because I told you.

Yang: *Blushes, Gulps* Y-Yes ma'am! Are you ready Pyr-

Pyrrha: Okay. Show me what you can do.

Jaune: I'd- You might wanna grab some gatorade, or powerade-

Blake: Heh. Sure. Let's go Jaune.

~The next day~

Pyrrha: *Limping* Ow ... Ow .... Ow ...

Blake: *Literally fucking exhausted* Uuuugggghhh ... Coffffffeeeeee ....

Pyrrha: ... I think you win ....

Blake: No ... No ... ugh ... you win ...

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Yang: *On the floor staring at the ceiling* ... That was ... She ... Huh ...

Jaune: *A few feet from yang in the same position* I uh ... Yeah ... Uh ... I wouldn't- I- I don't think it'd be bad if ... if ...

Yang: We- we Oc-c-ccasionally trade partners?

Jaune: ... If they don't mind it ...

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Sun: Snowflake, I love you, But I will fucking DIE.

Yang: *Along side him* Few things in life get as good as This! Our girlfriends being here could make it better though.

Sun: *Wearing his open shirt in the water* Yeah, but you know Weiss likes the Ice.

Jaune: And Pyrrha gets frisky if her drinks have even a drop of alcohol. We'd be out of here faster than Blake dragging you to bed.

Yang: Yeah. Blake would kill to see this though.

J+S: Mm-Hmm.

Jaune: ... you think they're doing alright?

Weiss: *Stunned silence followed by incredulity.* There's no way.

Sun: I think if you worked on-

Weiss: I don't think- wait ME worked?

Sun: *Snorts* Yeah!

Weiss: What do I need working on?!

Sun: We just need to work on somethings.

Weiss: WHAT DO I HAVE TO WORK ON?!

Sun: Relationships are alot of work! Everyone's gotta contribute to make it work.

Weiss: *Crosses her arms and glares daggers* OK. Go on then.

Sun: *Starts getting second thoughts* Oh well, I think, if you, uhm, you worked on...

Weiss: How about the positives? You want to list the positives before you get onto "Work?"

Sun: I'll list all the positives if you want me to, but we'll be here a couple hours.

Weiss: Oh sure! Now you're just digging yourself out of your hole? Is that it?

Sun: I'm not doing anything but telling you how great you are!

Yang: …are we all here?

Jaune: Present!

Sun: Present!

Yang: Okay, then let’s get down to business! We need to plan the next month carefully! Blake and I have plans to go to a concert so I need to reserve the twelfth! *makes a mark on white-erase board*

Jaune: …and Pyrrha’s birthday is the next weekend, so put me down for that day!

Sun: Hold on, I need it that night for a concert with Weiss! It took me forever to get those tickets! I can’t go in unarmed!

Jaune: Then you should have thought about that last year when I made the reservation for Pyrrha’s birthday! I need it to make everything perfect!

Yang: Boys! Boys! Let’s carefully think about this! We all need it from time to time, and we agreed to share it equally! Let’s think about this and come up with a solution!

Sun: 🤔

Jaune: 🤔

Yang: 🤔

Sun: ☝️😲 I’ve got it!

Sun: The concert is going to be loud, right? What if I use it until the music starts, then once I don’t have to talk anymore I’ll slip it to Jaune for the rest of the evening!

Jaune: Hmm…it’ll be close…!

Yang: But…?

Jaune: …it just might work!

Ruby: What are you guys doing?

Yang/Sun/Jaune: *frozen in place around a schedule whiteboard labeled “Brain Cell Rotation” with their names filled in on various days* 😨

Ruby: …

Weiss is expecting a gift

#RWBY #WeissSchnee #SunWukong

Edited By DxBardock

Cast Mark Zschiegner II RosePetal