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Yes yes yes, we stan some Jasper in this house!

~Jasper X Male!Reader Fluff~

You and Jasper were an… odd couple to say the least. When everyone found out Jasper has actually found someone, they were pleasantly surprised. You being human was definitely a shocker, though.

Despite the worry others gave you, Jasper is very gentle.

Well… as gentle as she can be, at least.

You don’t show any fear towards her, and when you first met she found it very off-putting and annoying.

Now? She really appreciates it. Nobody cared for her like you did

Jasper likes her solitude, so you don’t live together, but that doesn’t mean neither of you don’t make an effort to see each other daily.

When you spend time with her, it’ll be on your days off work, You’ll camp out by her cave the night before and tell her about your day as she breaks down wood for a fire. She’ll occasionally make remarks on some of your more annoying coworkers.

When she comes over to your house, it’s always at odd hours of the night. You’d wake up in the morning to her in your room, standing above your bed, just watching you.

When you asked her why she does that, she crossed her arms and huffed dismissively.

“What else would I do?”

She also enjoys watching you eat, which was odd, you thought. When you offered her a bite of your food, she immediately grimaced and refused with a glare.

“That’s disgusting. I can’t stand it.”

“Then why are you staring at me?”

“…I don’t know!”

Don’t worry, these won’t be too excessive.

1 - Please be patient! I am a university student and things can get a little hectic sometimes. I want to put due thought into every single one of your requests and that can sometimes take a little time.

2 - Having said that, if you do get concerned that I might have lost your request, just send an ask about it and I’ll be happy to get back to you!

3 - I am new to this website and writing in general so do take that into consideration.

4 - I won’t write for a human character, I find them more difficult to write for.

5 - I will write for any gem.

6 - In a match up request please include a brief summary of your physical appearance and personality. Other possible things to include could be hobbies, likes, dislikes or personal preference in romantic partners.

Of course! 

~Lapis X Human!Reader HCs~

- When Lapis first met you, it took her everything not to be dismissive, to say the least.

- Like, she knew Steven wanted her to be a bit more social. The only two people she was close to was Steven and Peridot, but she was fine with that!

- Needless to say, she certainly wasn’t looking forward to talking to you.

- After Steven properly introduced you to each other, he strode away with a big grin on his face, leaving the two of you in each other’s company.

- Surprisingly, you immediately apologized once Steven was out of earshot.

- “Sorry if this was out of the blue. If I had known this would’ve made you uncomfortable, I wouldn’t have said anything to Steven.”

- Lapis blinked in confusion before raising an eyebrow. “Huh?”

- Turns out, Steven wasn’t the one to set this up; It was you.

- You explained to Lapis that you had wanted to meet her after hearing Steven sing her praises while at The Big Donut.

- You “thought she seemed sweet.”

- “…Oh”

- Cue Lapis’ embarrassment

- She couldn’t make heads or tails of it, why anyone would go out of their way to meet her on their own accord, and that fascination sparked her love for you, whether she knew it yet or not.

- Even before you began dating, she seemed protective of you during your time as just friends. She’d stick close to you whenever you were around, always by your side, following slightly behind you if you moved, and the best thing was you didn’t seem perturbed by it, so she never saw it as a problem.

- Her favorite thing about you is your smile. It’s always so patient and sincere, even when she’s been less than agreeable that day. It was the first thing she remembered about you, before your name, before anything.

- The two of you watch Camp Pining Hearts together when you have some free time, though Peridot is never far during these moments.

- One night, you and Lapis planned to have a cute, quiet date. Bundled up in a blanket together, a bowl of popcorn in your lap and you in Lapis’. That didn’t last very long as Peridot pushed the bowl aside to make room for herself seemingly out of nowhere.

- Granted, neither of you minded. Peridot was your friend too, but still. A little warning would’ve been nice.

- Lapis loves when you play with her hair, especially when the two of you nap together. It sends her to sleep almost immediately.

- She likes playing with your hair too, but she can go… a bit overboard.

- You know how she reads those styling magazines Amethyst gave her? Yeah, well, she learned a lot from them apparently, because when you woke up with a brand new haircut, she simply shrugged and said “It looked nice on you.”

Tumblr mobile posts things weird. Anyway this is for an ask someone sent in but the post kinda screwed up and I had to make it here. So... Enjoy? I hope you see this? Anyway.

Nah, it’s not bothered me at all! Kinda did a mix of both. Hope you’re okay with that.

Amethyst X Chubby!Half-Gem!Reader Headcanons

You definitely caught Amethyst’s eye when you two first met. Not only was she shocked that you were a half-gem like Steven, she was shocked that anyone could be THAT HOT!!

You two hung out a lot after that day. Going to Funland, walking around the beach, playing games with Steven on his GameCube. While Amethyst isn’t the gooey, lovey-dovey sort of gem, she knew exactly how she was starting to feel about you, whether she liked it or not.

One day she asked if you wanted to do a movie night at your place. That night she finally mustered up the courage and mumbled “So, uh, I might… kinda… like you.”

Cue the rosy cheeks and prolonged eye contact.

The two of you have movie nights on a constant basis now.

You better get used to PDA because Amethyst is not afraid to smooch on you with people watching. (especially Pearl).

She loves taking naps with you, falling asleep on your stomach or chest for the most part.

She won’t admit it but she stares at your gem a lot, admiring how it shines when light hits it or staring at her own reflection. Your gem reminds her of your eyes.

She likes to call you her portable pillow or her tall marshmallow. You always give her a half hearted glare each time she says it, though.

“Well I thought they were cute nicknames.”

She taught you how to shape-shift properly. She told you to think about an animal you would want to be as your first “lesson”. Let’s just say… it could’ve been worse!

“Uh… well… you got SOME parts of an animal in there…”

You ended up getting discouraged after the first few shape-shifting attempts and Amethyst was ready to become your personal life coach and tell you to keep going, only to clamp her mouth shut when you suggested fusion instead.

It was hard for her to keep her cool after that.

Out of all of the gems, Garnet was the most pleased with your fusion. She didn’t say much about it though, walking up to you and saying “Glad to know we’re going to have another fusion on the team.” before walking off.

Hey, ya'll! You can call me JT! I'm the admin of this humble little blog and I'd like to welcome you what will likely be the, like, 5th SUXRaeder blog on this site? Seems so. I don't see too many blogs like this out there so might as well add another to the pile!

First and foremost, I'd like to lay down some grounds rules.

1. ALL characters are allowed to be requested but not ALL of them can be NSFW'd up like Steven, Connie, Peedee, Ronaldo, Stevonnie, Smoky Quartz, Sadie, or Lars (mainly because I have no idea how old Sadie, Ronaldo, and Lars are so, y'know, *shrugs*)

2. I don't do OCs! Sorry, but one, this is an X Reader blog, not an X OC blog, and two, I don't know how your characters would act, speak, etc. because they're not my characters so how would I do them justice in a story?

3. Yes I do fusions x readers.

Okay? Okay!

Now. Regarding the asks. It's a Sunday night for me, what else do I have to do?

GO CRAZY WITH THEM!