Carter: *describing his dad* He was tall and muscular and good-looking. Very calm. Very intelligent.
Me, reading: Nice! =)
Carter: And he had a goatee.
Me:

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Carter: *describing his dad* He was tall and muscular and good-looking. Very calm. Very intelligent.
Me, reading: Nice! =)
Carter: And he had a goatee.
Me:

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Orthur
This beard is straight up offensive. I hate the stupid hot beard on his stupid cute face and his stupid thickass arms and thighs. I hate this.
Yeah okay Aku whatever you say
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Jensen ackles doing TOO MUCH with that beard

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I just cut all the neck with a razor to shave
it really hurts
Luke: *wakes up*
Luke: *checks self in mirror*
Luke: *sees beard*
Luke: *smirks*
Luke: *doesn't shave it*
Luke: *gets dressed and goes out of room*
*the boys get into their vehicle and set off for the day's events*
Ashton: is that a bit of stubble i see mate?
Luke: w-what? *touches face a tad too aggressively*
Calum: yeah bro you got it all over your face
Luke: i... i do? *feigns innocence*
Micheal: shave dude you keep saying youre gonna do it but you never do
Luke: *grins awkwardly* wELL *pretends to try to scratch beard off face* i WAS planning to do it *digs around bag* i swEAr i broUght a ShavER
*vehicle reaches destination. Fans are screaming outside vehicle*
Luke: *smiles to self*
Luke: MURDER ON ITS WAY
What the fuck luke???????