#strangerthingsincorrectquotes

*Steve wakes up to Eddie next to him* Eddie: How'd you sleep last night? Steve, sitting up fast: WHAT THE HELL?? Eddie: *falls to the floor* Steve: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Eddie: I had a nightmare. Steve: You had a nightmare? What are you five years old?! Eddie: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this peversed power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there. Steve: *sarcastically* Ah yes, how high and mighty I am up on my TWIN XL. Eddie: That is not what I meant. Steve: Silence in the presence of your king! Who sleeps a lofty 12 AND A HALF INCHES above the ground. Eddie: Listen, I'm not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up into your bed and I'm sure you did too. Steve: *sarcastically* Yeah, okay. Eddie: You know what? I wanna know. How'd you sleep last night? Steve: *sighs* Steve, mumbling: That was the best I've slept in a while.

Mike: I don’t have the energy for this. Will: For what? Mike: *gestures vaguely*

Mind Flayer: I have come to take you. Will: Hold on let me ask my friends. Mind Flayer: This is not a choice. Will: They said no. Mind Flayer: Damn.

Mike: *bad at flirting* I really like your name. El: *also bad at flirting* Thanks, I got it when I was being tortured. 

Hopper: What up? I’m back! Joyce: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. Hopper: Death is a social construct.

Will: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?  Mike: I saw you. Will: Honestly, that’s so sweet, but it also makes this kind of awkward because I was gonna show you this drawing I did of your sister as a dog. Mike: Oh. Well...that’s cool too.

Will: I can’t find Mike. I know what to do. Will: *cups hands around mouth* I HATE WILL BYERS. Mike: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? Dustin: BITCH WHAT?!?!?! Lucas: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!?!?! Will: ...I did not think this through.

Mike: Compliment me. El: You have eyes. Max: ...nice…