LIKE A BABY DUCKLING HE BASICALLY SAW THEM AND CLAIMED THEM AS FAMILY.

Thanks, i was incredible drunk and completely forgot i even logged in. Since i’m here now i may as well give an explanation for my absence.

I live in an area that experienced very bad tornadoes a few months back. We had to evacuate and live in our summer home out in the middle of nowhere for multiple months because my home was destroyed. Overall it was torture, being stuck with my overzealous parents who argue all the time, especially since my sister was breathing down my neck. I do have goo new tho my devotees!!

MY SISTER IS IN A COMA!

i can hear you all now “how is that a good thing?” Well, it means i can be on tumblr without concern! She would have posted some horrible hit piece on me if i had come onto this account again but now i am safe until she wakes up! So i will be returning to my normal posting including finally posting my manifesto! I hope you all enjoy my musings now that i have returned!

And i call upon thee! DOWN WITH CHRIST! RISE SONIC!!!

I want him to be dangerous I want him to bite the shit out of people and his enemies I want him to go dark sicko big mode more I want him to super tall and lanky or smth I want him to be more dangerous and powerful than he lets on I want him to violent often I want him to be point and sharp and have claws I want sonic to have lasting effects after being werehog I want Sega to make him more dangerous than a normal hedgehog and give him flaws I want sonic to be even cooler and rad and say that one weird quote I want more sonic and jet interactions I want sonic to have more physical changes like he's quills becoming whiter at the edges I want sonic to be more animalistic and sometimes a cocky jerk while still trying to be being kind I want sonic to be more skrunkle and be insectivorous I want people to fear sonic I want sonic to secretly have inhibitor rings I want sonic to have scars I want sonic to feel sleepy in cold areas I want sonic to be faster than time again I want sonic to grow for more angst I want sonic to be more feral than most mobians for reasons I want sonic to have more fur patterns I want sonic and vector to hang out more I want sonic to bark and make popping noises but this time it sound way more threatening I want sonic to have a deadly stare sometimes I want fleetway back I want sonic to be a god I want sonic to have-