#staticowl

StaticOwl - Vox x Stolas

no comment, this is classic "shipping my two favorite characters even when it doesn't make sense"

MafiaMoth - Arakniss x Valentino

I have never actually been able to ship Val with anyone because (canon val) gives me severe ick (sorry staticmoth people) but I saw this fan fiction while I was looking for a new story to read and the thought definitely intrigued me. Now I just have to actually read it

RoyalDoll - Charlie x Velvette

You can't tell me this wouldn't go hard af. Enough said.

RadioSnake - Alastor x Pentious

Has radiostatic vibes but in all the worst ways. I can picture the 'pretend to be in a relationship' trope fic now, purely as a way for Al to rile Vox up. Would be incredibly toxic and Alastor would 100% not care for Pentious due to his One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Vox

Fallenwings(?) - Vaggie x Lute

Toxic exes

AngelicMoth(?) GuitarMoth(?) - Adam x Val

Another toxic Val ship I can get behind.

Bonus points for adding Andrealphus for a little pining toxic mess of a trio

That reminds me about Valentino x Andrealphus which I do support

Adam x Alastor while we're at it, and solo Adam x Andrealphus

AdamsAppleMedia as well because hateships unlock something for me

PoisonApple(?) - Lucifer x Frederick von Eldritch

Just saw some nice art of them and it made me feel happy

Velvette x Emily

Again, the fanart did it for me

And Velvette x Verosika while I'm thinking about it. The post I reblogged earlier finalized my decision.

AppleRose - Lucifer x Rosie

They are just so soft and Lucifer needs a hug

Stolas x Andrealphus x Vassago

I just like looking at them and having all three on the screen at the same time would be nice

Tom Trench x Papermint

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

The following I only like because of their silly names:

Stardust - Vassago x Angel Dust (or Stolas x Angel Dust)

don't think this would ever make sense but its a cute name

The Vees - Vassago x Vox x Vaggie x Velvette x Valentino x Verosika x Vortex

would be beyond toxic

Snapple - Pentious x Lucifer

I mean

More:

Serapple(???) - Sera x Lucifer

this one is bordering on unhinged but??? with their current dynamic? ruler of hell x de-facto (as far as we know) ruler of heaven?

Boxxie - Baxter x Moxxie

Solely because I am an Invader Zim fan first and foremost and we can't forget where we came from

Lucifer Polycule - Lucifer (HZB) x Lucifer (SPN) x Lucifer (TDIAPT) x Lucifer (from the Netflix series)

They are all such different characters for being based on the same thing like

we could throw Good Omens Crowley in there since he's the snake that tempts Adam and Eve but it wouldn't fit the naming scheme

And as a bonus here's some common ships that I like but not enough to dedicate too much of my mental capacity to.

RoyalHalo - Charlie x Emily

I love Chaggie and could never let my beautiful girls go but I also aesthetically like the idea of Charlie x Emily

That being said I also ship Charlie x Emily x Vaggie

SilentMoth - One-Sided Vox x Valentino (on Val's side)

I don't ship staticmoth but I like the idea of Val hopelessly pining for Vox's attention and Vox completely ignoring him in favor of obsessing over Alastor

RadioApple, AppleMedia, StaticApple

Right at this current moment I am very much on an exclusive RadioStatic vibe to the point where my heart hurts to see them with other characters, but I do ship all three of these fools together just not at this current exact moment.

AdamsApple

Not a rarepair, I just very very recently decided I like adamsapple.

QPR RadioRose

I love the idea of Alastor and Rosie being soft and happy together (DO NOT SPEAK TO ME ABOUT THE LEAKS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT)

let me have this

let me have them