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Hebebebebe
I'm cramping up again
I crave static cuddlesssss
I feel like he'd be the best cuddle buddy ever
I also wanna give her kisses all over his sweet face until they overheat and I can just enjoy her warmth
Wwawawaw
(Y'know what have a static JUMPSCARE to make ya feel better <3/p)
"awhf- you're makin me blush just talkin about it- but i am quite the good cuddler if i do say so myself, and you can snuggle all you want lil spark <3"
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Wait.... If Malware is bio organic....
Is static???
[Their face is now 10x brighter]
"Wh- uhh- whyy would you need to know that in that context-??"
@malwaresilly HEP M E THEYRE COMING FOR STATIC-
Buddy in ffxiv runs up to Connie like “oh she IS a mommy!!” with his face in her chest and then immediately DCs. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Finally. (Though now I can’t get my static to go do the fight whenever I want to see The Husband... >_>)
I saw N0va also make a child but with Mal x Elara’s Sun-
"oh.
Well on the bright side I don't have an actual child to worry about thank stars-
On the flip side:"
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Imma kiss Static sillyyyyy,,,,,, he’ll get the cartoon hearts and EVERYTHING
Whegehehheh HELL YEAHH kiss that mfs flat face!!11!!!1!!!!1 /ref lmao-
Fun fact: statics mouth is never shown actually "open" it's always just the display of her face- but when they need to eat or somethin he can actually open his mouth and it looks a bit different :]
Oh then you’re never getting out of bed again, get locked in bed with me and my eepy cuddles
"ehehe I've got all the time in the world for cuddles :3"
During last night’s Hades EX Farm with the static:
CoHealer: Verda must be happy, she’s been grabbed every single time. (Phase 3, when one healer is marked, stunned, and picked up by the boss. They must be broken out of the hold.)
Me: What can I say, guess he likes my glam. >:3
Tank: Oh work it gurl!
The glam:
