#state 6

NY: Thats... a horrible plan. Terrible. Like... I don't know what to even do with that.

MA: well, rn its the only plan we have. The southern colonies are doing what they can, but there's only so much they can do.

NY: NJ and me, tho? Really?? I don't want to deal with that tosser.

NJ: I mean, same. But, MA is right - it IS the only plan we have.

NY: ...

NY: fine. But if I die, its your fault, and im coming back to haunt you.

DC, a small tyke, looking up from his toy soldiers: can we really die??

NY: ...

NY: alright, not only did I not like how curious he was about that, but why are we in charge of him? Isn't he VA's charge?

MA: VA wants him somewhere safer -and yes I know how that sounds - and he's at that age where he only has one thing on his mind.

NJ: bedtime?

DE: So, what vexes all men?

MA: What indeed

RI: The sea?

NJ: Sums?

DE: ....

MA: HOW THE F ARE YOU TALLER THAN ME

DE: look, Mass, I understand why you're upset, but-

MA: DONT YOU DARE TAKE THAT 'OLDER SIBLING' VOICE ON ME YOU ASS JUST BECAUSE YOURE TECHNICALLY 'the first to enter the union bleh' DONT MEAN SHIT I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SHOOT

DE: okay, look-

MA: I COULD KICK YOUR ASS AT ANY AND EVERY SPORT

DE: okay, that's not technically true, but-

MA: I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO RIDE

DE: alright, look-

MA: IM OLDER THAN YOU

DE: okay, maybe-

FL: lmao looks like someone has a short temper. And a short, well, everything else

MA: ILL KICK YOUR ASS LIKE WE DID TO THE BRITS IN '75

FL: wasnt bunker hill an American loss?

MA: I'm sorry what battles did you fight in in the revolution?

FL: I-

MA: Language, Alfred.

Al: dost thou fucking jest with me?

MA: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness.

NY: maybe if you weren’t so short you wouldn’t be living in my shadow.

MA: .... rude.