#stasis

Stasis

So…an April Fool's special The pain plot of STASIS is rather tight and well….very serious…and while I do enjoy crafting it…sometimes….ya girl also wants fluff,  and just wanna have some fun and sillies.

so lets welcome our cast.

MAIN CAST

Satoru Gojo (The Physics Prodigy):

The department’s Golden Boy. He’s 6’3”, owns a fleet of luxury cars he doesn’t drive, and solves equations that make other professors weep. He walks into 400-level Quantum Mechanics lectures fifteen minutes late, carrying a venti salted caramel latte, and solves the "Problem of the Week." He wears $500 sunglasses to hide the fact that he’s bored with being the smartest person in the room. He’s the campus heartthrob and has an "official" university fan club. The "Virgin King" who talks a big game but spends his nights arguing with his whiteboard. He thinks he’s a sex god because he understands the curves of space-time, but he’s never actually navigated the curves of a woman. All talk...EXTREME TALK....no game.

Suguru Geto (The Political Philosopher):

The Geopolitics and Philosophy double-major. He’s the guy who runs the Debating Society like a paramilitary organization. He has a voice like silk and an ideology that makes the Dean sweat. He hasn't run for Student Body President because he finds the bureaucracy "beneath him," but if he did, the other candidates would probably just resign out of respect. Everyone knows the current president basically asks Geto for permission before passing any campus legislation, he is the shadow president. The only one who can handle Satoru’s tantrums. Wears a turtleneck regardless of the weather.

Ryomen Sukuna (The Culinary King/MMA Beast):

The Culinary Arts prodigy. He is 6’4” of scarred, tattooed muscle frequently seen in a black chef’s coat with the sleeves rolled up to show off his ink. He takes "Farm to Table" to a murderous level. He’s also the reigning Inter-Collegiate MMA champion (King of the Cage...and also King of the Kitchen). He doesn't have fans; he has survivors. He doesn’t "cook"; he performs surgical strikes on ingredients. His knives are sharper than Gojo's wit. He treats the kitchen like a battlefield and his body like a temple of violence. He’s arrogant, primal, and has a "Do Not Touch" aura that everyone ignores because his cooking is literally a religious experience.

Muraar (The Rogue Polymath):

The student who is technically in the Comparative Mythology department but is treated like a localized cryptid. You have a keycard to every lab, a library seat with your name carved into it, and you're the only person who can explain the etymology of a word while simultaneously failing to find the exit of the building. You subsist on diet sodas, sharp cheddar, and the sheer audacity of "borrowing" seats in lectures that are three levels above your pay grade.

FIRST YEARS

Yuji Itadori (Kinesiology / Sports Medicine):

The campus sunshine, he wants to be a firefighter. He’s usually seen in the campus gym or the track, taking his "Human Kinetics" homework way too seriously. He doesn't just want to pass; he wants to know the exact muscle recruitment needed to carry a family of four out of a burning building. He’s the only person on campus who isn't afraid of his older brother, Sukuna. He’s the one who stands ringside at MMA matches with a "GO BRO!" sign and a thermal water bottle filled with electrolytes. Plus, the only one that can last in an arm wrestle with Sukuna, 7 seconds, the record belongs to Yuji.

Megumi Fushiguro (Pre-Law):

The moral compass with a Resting Bitch Face. He’s always carrying a 1,000-page tome on Civil Procedure. He chose Law because he realized the world is full of "unfairness" and he wants the power to legally dismantle the "bad people." He treats Muraar with immense respect because her logic is the only thing that makes more sense than a court ruling.

Nobara Kugisaki (Fashion Merchandising & Business + highkey fashion influencer):

The future Empress of Retail. She’s currently a first-year, but she already has a 5-year plan to bankrupt every major luxury brand that isn't hers. She treats the campus hallways like a runway and group projects like a hostile corporate takeover. Ruthlessly pragmatic and has the eyes to pull off high-fashion aesthetics...she is also weirdly specific about architectural design.

And of course 

Kashimo Hajime (Culinary Arts / Former Ag-Sci):

The "Lightning Chef." He transferred from the Agricultural Science department, where he was a legend for "Rice-Paddy Optimization". He can tell the nitrogen levels of the soil just by looking at it. He only transferred to Culinary Arts to chase Sukuna. He’s obsessed with a "Death Match" in the MMA ring, but because the brackets never align (sheer fucking dumb luck, the universe is playing with him), he decided to fight him in the kitchen. He stares at Sukuna across the prep station with a manic intensity that makes the other students fear for their lives. The rivalry is 100% in his head Sukuna treats him like a persistent fruit fly.

Nanami Kento (Business Administration):

The only person on campus who actually knows what a tax return is. He is 22, going 45, already completed his 10-year financial projection for an early retirement in Malaysia. He treats every lecture like a corporate briefing and wears a three-piece suit to "Intro to Macroeconomics." He was asked to join the student council as a Treasurer. He negotiated a contract, recommendation letters to top Tokyo firms from the Dean(s)...he agreed FOR the RESUME (so yeah part of the student council that Geto is the Shadow president of)

Mei Mei (Business Admin / Information Broker):

The CFO of Campus Chaos. She sits next to Nanami, but while he’s looking at spreadsheets, she’s looking at arbitrage. She runs the most sophisticated betting pool in Tokyo AKA the "Muraar Harem Betting Pool" with a 15% vig. She has a network of crows (drones) and freshmen who feed her high-res photos of Satoru Gojo’s "unguarded moments" and "accidental shirt lifts" to sell to Satoru's fan club; the profits are, as expected, massive. She costs Satoru a premium for Muraar's current location.

Kusakabe Atsuya (Risk Management / Actuarial Science):

The King of "Work Smarter, Not Harder." He has calculated the exact minimum amount of effort required to maintain a 2.8 GPA—not high enough to be given more work, not low enough to lose his housing. He knows exactly how many classes he can skip without failing. He carries a sturdy umbrella at all times (meteorological risk) and knows the expiration date of every fire extinguisher on campus. He’s that student who does exactly the bare minimum to get a B+...lmao. 😭 If there is a student protest, he is 3 blocks over. India (10 point): roughly 7.0/10 CGPA US/Canada/Japan: 2.8/4.0 UK: Lower Second Class Honours (2:2), affectionately called a "Desmond" in British slang Australia: Credit. Not Distinction. Just. Credit. Germany: roughly 3.0 (where I learned LOWER is better) — exactly the middle of acceptable .

The most high iq/low functional zip code that ever was. Rhetoric is surging, so are the hormones. also I have thoughts on Virgin Gojo i will be posting later 💭 AO3 Quotev Wattpad

Stasis

Weiss: (Via scroll) HIGHLY.

Jaune: ...Follow up question; why is there methane tanks UNDER the employee sleeping quarters?!

Floating Stasis.

Stasis (Limited Edition Alpha) - Fay Jones

Starting off this week with some sentences for @meggiejolly @auburnlaughter and @twyrewolf from my fic where your wings reflect your soulmate’s soul. Thanks for making me write!

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"Really," Stiles says, giving his sarcasm full rein. "A movie store clerk and a bus driver killed your family."

"Everyone I killed was involved in either the fire or the cover-up," Peter says calmly, as if Stiles had asked a sincere question.

"I don't believe you," Stiles says, but he feels a niggle of doubt.

"Lie," Peter says calmly in response. "Well, a half-truth, to be precise. I wouldn't lie to you, sweetheart. It's no way to build a relationship."

"Don't call me that," Stiles snaps. It seems easier than addressing the assumption of their relationship.

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Some sentences from Stasis for @wizisbored @stonemaskedtaliesin @kalira @tamsinswriting and @twyrewolf. Thanks for making me write!

For all his ill-tempered ways, Derek isn't really inclined towards hating people. He thinks that Sheriff Stilinski may prove to be an exception He hasn't even met the man, but he already wants to yell at him for how he's so clearly neglected and mistreated Stiles. Or worse.

"Should I be worried," Stiles asks, drawing Derek from his thoughts.

He looks at Stiles and sees he's staring at Derek's hands on the steering wheel. When Derek follows his gaze, he sees his claws are out. He flexes his hands and, with a conscious effort, his claws retract.

"No," he says. "I would never hurt you."

"But you were thinking about hurting someone," Stiles observes. It doesn't sound like a question. "You growled," he adds.

Derek hadn't even noticed. He marvels at how comfortable he is with Stiles after such a short period of time.

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Here are some sentences from a future chapter of devil don’t take a break, which is now part of the @wipbigbang. Thanks to @twyrewolf @kalira and @tamsinswriting for making me write!

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The sheriff looks thoughtful, but Stiles scowls.

"Why would we do that?" he snaps.

"Your grandmother is a hunter matriarch and I'm a werewolf," Derek says, not really believing he has to say something so obvious.

"Dude, are you really scared of my grandma?" Stiles says, his tail curving through the air behind him.

"Son, I'm scared of your grandma and I carry a gun. Leave him alone," the sheriff says before Derek can defend himself.

Stiles mostly subsides, muttering. "I would never let her hurt you," at Derek.

"It is not so much that" Derek says carefully. "I just can’t imagine she'll be happy about us being, you know…"

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Some sentences from an upcoming chapter of Trading Up, which is also part of the @wipbigbang. Thanks for the asks, @twyrewolf @kalira and @tamsinswriting!

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Derek's phone beeps with a text message and he laughs. "My mom just asked if I thought you would be comfortable with Chantal coming out to examine you."

"Will she have to notify anyone?" Stiles asks. "I'm not sure yet if we can trust this Druid Council."

Derek shakes his head. "Chantal isn't a druid and we've conveniently already notified you guys with this conversation."

Stiles grins. "Good point."

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Some sentences from my fic for the Multiamory March day 2 prompt “matching accessories”. Thanks for the asks, @artsiesforever anr @twyrewolf !

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Derek laughs. "You wanna know the real reason I didn't want to go with them?"

"A reason besides how much you hate shopping?"

Derek nods. "Those two are going to nearly get in a fight about who is going to pay for the watches. This way, I don't get kicked out of any stores and I don't have to ride back home with those two and their blue balls."

Stiles laughs. "So you're saying this trip is just going to be foreplay for them."

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Some very belated sentences from my zany discord challenge crossover fic for @kallisto-k @auburnlaughter and @camelotsfavouriteknight . Thanks for making me write!

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"And yet, regret is a thing we are both very familiar with," Daemon says, knowing he can speak for Lucivar on this.

"Do you regret your kills?" a laconic voice asks.

"No," Daemon and Lucivar say in unison.

"There you have it," the speaker, who had been introduced as Archer says. "Like calls to like,"

Blood calls to Blood, Lucivar says in Daemon's head.

You think this is why we're here? Daemon sends back.

"Are you two talking to each other in your heads?" August asks, appearing fascinated.

"That's so unfair," Noah whines.

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Some sentences from my Stackson friendship movie fixit for @auburnlaughter @eriquin @twyrewolf and @kalira. Thanks for making me write!

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Stiles knows his surprise is showing on his face. He can't seem to help the way his eyes stray to the band on Jackson's left ring finger.

Jackson gives a wry laugh. It sounds pained. "I don't know why I'm still wearing it," he says, clearly having noticed Stiles' glance. "Lydia gave me hell when she saw it. I guess I just didn't want to deal with any questions. It's hard enough being back here without having to recount my failure of a marriage as well."

Stiles nods in understanding. He still has at least one person either ask him about Lydia or tell him what a shame it is they didn't work out every visit back. It's tedious.

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Here are several sentences from somnolescent for @kalira @lizhly @auburnlaughter and @wizisbored. Thanks for making me write!

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Stiles doesn't know how long they kiss. When Peter draws back from Stiles lips he doesn't go far. He trails his lips over Stiles' cheek to his ear.

"Get some more sleep, sweetheart," he whispers.

Stiles doesn't know when he closed his eyes, but he leaves them shut. There's a rustling noise. "You're leaving?" he asks, surprised and also a little disappointed, if he's willing to be honest.

"No, I'm just taking off my shoes," Peter says.

Stiles bites back the sudden urge to point out there's no way Peter will be able to sleep well in his tight jeans. He's not sure he's comfortable with the idea of sleeping with a half-naked Peter. He's not sure he'll be able to sleep with him there at all.

He startles when Peter settles on his side and puts his hand on Stiles' chest.

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Some sentences from my Sky and Sea fill for @deterweek 2026. Thanks for the ask, @stonemaskedtaliesin!

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"Peter," Derek growls.

"Derek," is Peter's calm, predictable reply.

"How do I get rid of them?" Derek flat out asks.

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Some sentences from my Multiamory March day 7 fic for the prompt “but I don’t regret anything” for @kalira and @noisesfrombeyondtheuniverse. Thanks for making me write!

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Derek swallows hard, but he doesn't argue the point. Stiles doesn't know if it's that he can't or if he's just trying to keep the peace with Peter. A thought comes to him.

"What about Scott?" he asks.

Peter gives him a sharp look, followed by a lazy smile. "Now, why would you ever imagine I would regret my only choice of a beta?" he drawls.

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Here are some sentences from won’t you take me from this valley, my Regency time travel nonsense fic. Thanks for making me write, @tamsinswriting @twyrewolf @meggiejolly and @auburnlaughter.

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Stiles frowns. "So, not only can you smell what I'm feeling, you can also feel it, too? That's so unfair!" He knows he's pouting, but he can't help it. Derek already had all the advantages, and now he gets this, too?

Derek sighs heavily. "It goes both ways," he says.

"What?" Stiles says, not sure what he means.

"The mate bond," Derek says. "It may take you some time to learn to read it, since you are unaccustomed to pack bonds, but I am confident you will learn faster than the average human."

Stiles brightens at that. "Because I'm so awesome and smart?"

"Because you have magic," Derek says, voice dry, but when Stiles looks he sees his lips twitch.

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Some sentences from my 5soulmates challenge soulmate goose of enforcement. Thanks to @aparticularbandit @twyrewolf and @wizisbored for making me write!

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Stiles sighs heavily, or as heavily as he can with a goose on his chest.

"Can you at least move so I can get up and get ready for school?" he asks, not sure why he's treating the goose like it can understand English.

The goose honks again, but obligingly hops off Stiles and onto the floor. Stiles resolves not to think about it. That way lies addressing why a goose is in his room and that way lies madness. Stiles is just glad his dad is already at work. The goose must have appeared after his dad looked in on him that morning. Stiles says appeared, because he's dead certain this is a magical goose. There's just something about its beady eyes and the way the light reflects off its feathers. He's pretty sure he knows what type of magical water fowl it is, but he's not thinking about that before coffee.

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And, finally, some more sentences from ‘another fucking sleeping beauty fic’ for @twyrewolf. Thanks for making me write!

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Derek swallows the noise the prince makes and forces himself to draw back from his lips enough to say, "What's wrong?"