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bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

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Stop asking little girls if they have boyfriends Stop referring to the boys that little girls are friends with as their “little boyfriends” Stop telling little girls they’re going to have boyfriends or be “boy crazy” Stop raising children on heteronormativity and let them be children
Additionally: 1. It’s not funny 2. It’s not cute 3. You are embarrassing them 4. You are completely disregarding them when they tell you “no” and you insist
Stop doing the same to little boys too.
They are not “a little lady’s man.”
Don’t excuse him picking on a girl as him having a crush. Correct the behavior and stop treating it like it’s cute and normal.
Also stop insisting little boys have crushes on significantly older women. It’s gross.
Just let kids be kids.
Its not “men and women just cant be friends” its “you fourced romantic implications on children and made them uncomfortable/embarassed, socially conditioning them to not platonically interact with the opposite sex”
Stop it. let kids be kids. Let kids be friends
EXACTLY
From bottom of my heart
Putting folks hard work through a machine you don’t deserve call yourself fan of art.
I think there's actually an additional level of betrayal here.
When I was a teenager and learning about critiquing, one of the things I was explicitly taught was that you don't share other people's manuscripts without permission, full stop. If you're critiquing someone's story, you don't show that draft to your partner, or your friend, or anyone, no matter how good or how bad or how funny or how weird or how whatever you think it is. You have been extended a degree of trust, but that does not come with the right to extend that trust to someone else on the author's behalf.
So even before you get to don't feed other people's work into AI, there's the very basic and technology-agnostic social contract of if you are critiquing someone else's draft, the permission to read it only extends to you and the feedback you provide should only be coming from you. Feeding it into AI is adding insult to injury, but even if you took the AI out of it and substituted another human reader it would still be Super Not Okay.
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Q&A w/ Martha Wells confirmed Murderbot’s not ever going to be interested in romantic relationships LETS GO
Other highlights: The fact that it’d be obsessed with The Pitt if it had access to our tv shows
Shout out to the people who reminded others that its pronouns are it/its and that one person who needed to know whether secunits can cry due to an argument they got into with their friends (they can’t!)
i know im preaching to the choir but my favorite thing about tumblr and its chronological dashboard is theres little to no algorithmic favoritism built-in for upsetting content. like on twitter/tiktok/IG/etc, the more engagement something gets the more algorithm priority it receives which naturally favors extreme, and oftentimes purposefully shocking content. Its also smart enough to tell which posts you stop to read the longest and will custom-tailor show you topics that it knows you care about and will upset you and make you react.
which is why when i open those sites the first thing im greeted with is walls and walls of the most outlandish, psychologically distressing things imaginable but when i open tumblr all i see are a bunch of posts going: "what if i was a buuuugggg 🐛🐛🐛🪲🪲🪲 #bug"
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I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.
More of his stuff and about him
My absolute favorite of his work
Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)
man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
Idk how many of yall are in the loop but tiktok has convinced thousands of people that if they do particular hip stretches that itll magically heal their childhood trauma and because none of these people stretch regularly and are forcing their bodies to do things theyre not used to in hopes of reaching this unobtainable goal so many of them are pulling muscles and nerves in ways that would make even a public school gym teacher wince
"Trauma is stored in the hips" simplistic pithy sentence meant to describe the accurate phenomenon where people who've endured lots of trauma tend to hold their core muscles much tighter causing tension and pain which has been taken out of context to mean you store the trauma spirits in your hips and they need to be released
"These stretches can help you release" advice that is supposed to mean doing these stretches can help relieve the pain caused by said built up tension but has been transformed by influencers to mean that if you force your body into these specific and highly advanced positions that take weeks if not months of dedicated effort to do right that you'll no longer be traumatized and stop having all the symptoms caused by your upbringing

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The Warg Prince 20k | sterek | ancient rome au, epilogue to The Beast That Wears the Man | ao3
I sometimes forget that Derek Hale grew up in a werewolf family, with weird werewolf traditions and druids and magic and a special connection with the moon.
Like where’s my (by human standards) overly superstitious Derek, who strongly believes in all things divination, like astrology and tea leaves and interpreting dreams. Who believes in bad omens and will whisper “fuckfuckfuck” if he sees a black cat crossing the road. Who is horrified that time Stiles accidentally breaks a mirror.
Who has a deep connection with nature, because his mom taught him that nature is powerful and that spirits are everywhere. Also he can feel the pull of the moon in his body at all times, changing with its different phases—it’s often seen as a curse, but his family always saw it as a gift. The Hales used to make offerings to the moon, to please her and make her kinder, but also to thank her for lending them strength and power. Derek tries his best to carry on his family’s traditions.
He might even know a couple of witches—old friends of the family—who will occasionally provide him with special herbs (werewolf weed lol) and some guidance, like reading into his future and seeing his mating bond👀
Happy senator death day (not the one i was expecting)
I was about to make a 4/10 shitpost about the Epic of Gilgamesh, but it's been entirely derailed by the discovery that my autocorrect dictionary recognises "Gilgamesh" but not "Enkidu", and one of the suggested corrections for "Gilgamesh and Enkidu" was "Gilgamesh and Pikachu".
Stiles: (panicking)Derek, I need a hoodie, like now! Its very important!
Derek: Fine, here, take mine (takes his hoodie off, and gives it to stiles)
Stiles: Oh my God, your saving my ass man, thanks!
Derek: Wasnt it like very important?
Stiels: Yea, imma go now! Thanks again! (Shut door, and smiles) works every time.

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I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.
The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.
Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.
When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.
I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.
After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.
A reminder, since Graham croaked:
You can criticize hypocrisy without making homophobic jokes or using homophobic nicknames.
And if YOU feel YOU can't, that's just a fucking skill issue.
Get good or get blocked. I got no patience for it.