"Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!"
"Keep your legs off my boy!"
"Um... I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked [Random Character]'s butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate or something?"
"You've got a problem, Tin Man?"
"Come on, how can you deprive me of the all-meat experience?"
"Can't be any scarier than that documentary on hot-dogs [Random Character] made us watch."
"What do you say we give him the sonic boom?"
"A couch-potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified."
"I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets."
"You wanna past me, but you can't pass me, you can't pass... YOU PASSED ME!"
"Don't make me send you to another dimension."
"We've got a pinata shaped like [Muse Name]. You know you wanna smack it."
"We're having a moment here, don't ruin it."
"Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man."
"What is with you? First you nuke breakfast, then you laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're a Marine? Make up your mind! "
" Who wants tofu waffles?"
"Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles."
"Umm... watch out for falling dinosaurs?"
"For the record, I'm nobody's servant!"
"I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything."
"I respect that you don't eat meat... please respect that I don't eat fake meat."
"Mmmm! Sloppy Joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!"
"[Muse], Stop! We're your friends!"
"I don't have any friends. Remember?"
"Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?"
"I'm just... practicing my nose-whistling!"
"Anger is pointless, my emotions are under control."
"You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!"
"Dude, turtles know what's up."
"How can you save a city, [Muse], when you can't save yourself?"
"I am afraid. But that dosen't mean I can't fight back."
"It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing!"