#starmoonchaser

read a fic like this the other day and now its seared into my mind

ooooo yes yes yes I love

regulus is a little manipulator he tells both of them separately that he wants them but they're both smart enough to figure it out. they tease the fuck out of him before fucking him. Remus plays with his cock while James plays his ass, squeezing it, spreading it apart, spitting on it and getting his mouth on it. He eats him out, fucking him open with his tongue but he's very gentle.

They don't let him come, he can come when he deserves it but well reg is a virgin, he can't help himself. "please I'll do anything just please let me cum I can't-" Considering James is... otherwise occupied... remus has to do the talking. "you can darling. you can’t stay a helpless virgin forever love, we're helping you."

dick piercing remus is... magnificent. especially once he starts fucking regulus. The cold metal inside of him has regulus whining in the back of his throat. Remus fucks him on his back, while regulus has his head in james' lap. James tells him how well he's doing, how he's such a good boy, taking remus so well while running a hand through his hair and teasing one of his nipples. Remus whispers about how tight he is, the perfect virgin hole for a good fuck.

They let him come then, but don't let him calm down. they lift him up onto james' lap, straight onto his cock. James wants to see his ass move as he bounces up and down on his cock. Regulus can barely focus, he's crying and James has two hands on his hips, thrusting him on his cock so easily. Remus kisses regulus while James fucks him, trying to distract regulus from the the oversensitivity and James' cock splitting him open.

Hear me out, cruise ship doctors Regulus and James who have been working together for a while. James is in love with Regulus but thinks Regulus only sees him as his brothers best friend.

They meet the ships new head doctor one Remus Lupin and Regulus is immediately attracted to him and they hook up.

James is super jealous and thinks he hates Remus guts (but is just really attracted to him). He and Remus essential compete for Regulus attention (who likes them both).

Then the gay week episode happens and the three have a threesome. Regulus wants them all to be together but Remus doesn't know if he's up for a relationship like that and James decides he doesn't wanna have to "share" Regulus with anyone.

So James and Remus start trying so much harder to win Reg over to one of them with eventually leads to them arguing and hate fucking.

James and Remus start freaking out after that cause they can't be in love with TWO people! Can they?

And after so much pining and "casually" fucking the three idiots finally decide to get together and everyone lives happily ever after 😌

they became friends bc regulus caught peter smoking weed outside the herbology classroom and promised to never say anything if peter shared his joint with him

so they start smoking together whenever they have free time, or during their study breaks (the marauders are permanently confused on why peter decided to care abt his divination marks all of a sudden)

and they end up having deep chats abt how regulus doesn’t really give a shit about blood purity but that’s what he’s been brought up to believe in so it’s hard to unlearn what’s now unconscious behavior.

how peter feels like he’s not as good as his friends and how he feels like everyone sees him as the ‘extra’ to the marauders that they bring along due to pity.

cue the sexuality crisis of an average teen.

peter isn’t sure what being queer actually means, he just assumed he’s straight because what else is there?? and well if he took a peak at gilderoy lockhart without a shirt on, that was his own business.

and while regulus has always known sort of that he’s gay, he’s just not willing to accept it unless he actually tries something (internalized homophobia king). but he can’t try because if his family found out, he’d be worse off than sirius was when he was disowned

(sirius had a loving home waiting for him, regulus does not)

so regulus and peter make a weed laden promise to be each other’s first kiss, to just know yk?

and they do, and it’s beautiful. but it’s an awkward, ‘you should never kiss the friend you’ve learnt to see as a sibling’ kind of kiss.

but it’s beautiful all the same, because despite what they may have thought, they don’t hate it and their friend is actually quite a good kisser.

flash forward to maybe 3 years later,

established gilderat (or partyvan) and moonwater (or jegulus, OR moonwaterchaser) and it gets brought up in a trivial game of truth or drink.

and boy oh boy, not only is sirius about to go into a catatonic state, but remus and james are SEETHING, not in a ‘pete, a word.’ way

more like a ‘i can’t believe you’ve made out with my husband and now i can’t stop thinking about the fact that he has touched someone else and now i have to establish dominance so you KNOW you will never be able to compete with me’ silly way.

and peter and regulus find this HILARIOUS. gilderoy’s honestly just there for the ride, boy’s got such an inflated ego that the fact that peter kisses regulus doesn’t even register in his head.