#ssbu lucas

Lucas: I’ve had it up to here, so let me make it very clear. Because I swear I’ll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess I come from America –

Villager: Yes?

Lucas: – For the last time, Villager, I’m from Japan!

Villager: Don’t make a big to-do, I was simply testing you!

Lucas: Then why’d you tell Toon Link the exact opposite?

Villager: Babe, you know I know the truth!

Lucas: Well, I need a little proof. So list all you know about me, or I’m leaving smash!

Villager: Uh… Let’s see… Your name is Lucas!

Lucas: Oh, yes.

Villager: You are from Mother!

Lucas: Impressive.

Villager: You’re a boy, your mother’s dead— And, wait— I got it! Three sisters!

Lucas: Villager!

Villager: Two sisters? Well, I’m sure you have a brother who’s a huge jerk-off!

Lucas: Tell me, what happens in my game?

Villager: Okay, I only know your name! Let’s forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it’s not just me who gets mixed up by all this crazy game lore stuff!

Inkling: Sorry, even I know, and I’m a squid! Boo-ya!

Lucas: Did it release in English or was it by a fan? How long before we met did you beat up your friends? Is my series called Mother or Earthbound again? Am I freakin’ Japanese or American?

Villager: The thing is I remember facts! Like how much my new fence costs, which was 4-9-8! And that is why my brain is maxed. And there’s no room for things like birthdays or games with plot!

Lucas: Well, thank you for that speech from the guy who can barely water trees.

Villager: Let’s talk about your day and not the fact that you’re –

Lucas: – Japanese!

Villager: You’re not having a great day?

Lucas: No I really wouldn’t say.

Villager: I’ll support you, no matter how bad your attitude!

Lucas: Then I’ll hang out alone today, now, you’re sure that that’s okay?

Villager: I say “hai” – which is “yes” in Japanese! And said in America!

Lucas: Villager!