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Summary: Youāre stuck in a safehouse in the middle of a blizzard with the chaos engine that is Dean Winchester. As a squirrel. What could possibly go wrong?
Tags/Warnings: Fluff, squirrel!Dean, like a literal squirrel, witch shenanigans, wildlife shenanigans, cuddling, mentions of cleavage and Dean nestling there but nothing outright explicit, euphemism towards the end, no use of Y/N, no beta we die like men
A/N: I couldnāt not do a Dean version of this. You can consider this fic as a companion piece to The Moose, The Witch, and The Hunter, but I wanted to challenge myself a bit and try a different prompt for it even though itās a similar premise. For this one, I chose a quote. Itās been bolded for convenience! Here, @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth, have another one! Title is a nod to the TV show Ten Inch Hero. It just fit so well for this, and I couldnāt help myself š
You hadnāt even had the time to yell a warning before the witch snapped her fingers. In the space of a breath, Dean went from six feet of badass hunter to⦠seven inches of furious, furry fury. He scurried around your feet in frantic circles, and you lowered your gun in disbelief.
āDean?ā you asked. The squirrel froze before turning and glaring up at you with an indignant look that was distinctly Dean. Then, he jabbed a tiny paw in the direction of the witch ā who had fled during your moment of disorientation ā and made a chittering noise that you could only interpret as Are you freakinā kidding me? I hate witches! It took a lot more effort than youād ever admit to stifle your laughter. You leaned down to scoop him up.
āDonāt you dare bite me, Winchestā ouch!ā You winced and nearly dropped him as he sank his tiny teeth into your palm. āAsshole.ā You stuffed him into the pocket of your jacket, gently smacking him when he opened his mouth to go for another nip at you. If it werenāt for the blizzard that had been brewing for the past day and a half, you wouldāve gone after the witch immediately. As it was, there was a safehouse the two of you had passed on your way up here, and it was far more hospitable than this witchās hovel.
By the time you reached the safehouse, the storm had swallowed the world outside. You were soaked and shivering, and you were pretty sure there was actual frost forming on your lashes. The safehouse had power ā though you werenāt going to count on that if the storm progressed ā along with a fireplace, some old blankets, and some canned goods. You set Dean on the little table in the kitchen and slipped your jacket off before turning to get a fire going. As you moved, you swore you could feel him watching you with his beady little eyes, and you briefly wondered just how much he could comprehend. Did the spell affect the way his brain worked too? Or was it just his physical appearance?
Dean didnāt wait long to give you your answer. He stomped in tight, angry circles on the table, his tail flicking incessantly and chittering all the while. Then, upon seeing the salt shaker in the middle of the table, he hurled himself at it, sliding off the table and taking the salt shaker with him. It clattered to the floor and was still rolling towards the wall when he scampered back up the leg of the table to do the same to the pepper shaker. Yeah, he was still Dean. The petty vandalism as a way to cope with stress was his signature move, and you couldnāt help but be reminded of the time heād once drop-kicked a garden gnome into a personās koi pond because the thing ālooked at him funny.ā
You got the fire going, found a few blankets that werenāt as scratchy as others, and checked your phone. No service. Because of course not. You sighed tossing it on the table. No way to inform Sam, who was still in the nearby town, what had happened. He probably wouldnāt even believe it. With that thought, you snagged your phone again and opened the camera, managing to catch a blurry image of Dean attempting to gnaw his way through the corner of the table. He glared at the camera, though most of the menace human-Dean usually mustered was lost in this furry form.
āCalm down,ā you said, amusement laced in your voice. āIām gonna fix this. Just donāt destroy the place, yeah? Canāt fix it if I freeze to death.ā He paused, tail whipping, and you could practically feel the skepticism radiating off of him. It hadnāt even been a full hour, and you already missed his sarcastic comebacks.
When you dug through the cabinets and found a kettle, Dean made a show of climbing onto the counter and wedging himself beneath the faucet handle. It was an old, lever-style faucet that you were sure had rusted into place, and Dean in his tiny form struggled to open the tap. When it didnāt budge, he stared you down then looked meaningfully at the can of Spaghetti-Os you had pulled down.
āPretty sure those arenāt good for a squirrel,ā you mused aloud, rummaging through the pantry. There was an unopened pack of sunflower seeds, and while you werenāt sure just how long they had been sitting there, you figured that those sorts of things didnāt go bad too fast. Your back had been turned for maybe ten seconds before you heard a metallic clang from behind. You spun around to find Dean standing on the counter, fluffed up and in full gremlin mode. He stood frozen, staring daggers at the side of the chrome toaster like it owed him something.
āDean, buddyā¦ā You rubbed your face. āThatās you. Youāre fighting yourself.ā He looked at you then back at his reflection, blinked once, and then puffed up even bigger, like he couldnāt believe he looked like that. It was too much. You snickered, and Dean chittered angrily at you for it. āIām sorry,ā you said in a tone that clearly wasnāt very sorry as you covered your mouth while you laughed. āYouāre just⦠Youāre still you.ā You opened the bag of sunflower seeds and poured a few into your hand before holding them out for him like a peace offering.
He regarded your outstretched hand for a moment before deciding it was acceptable and reaching out to take a seed. You watched as he nibbled his way through the shell before stuffing the whole seed into his mouth and reaching for another, dropping the discarded shell at his feet. You had seen human-Dean shovel food into his face like he was starving, but squirrel-Dean was like a machine with how efficiently he worked his way through the sunflower seeds. His cheeks puffed out comically until his face looked less like that of a woodland creature and more like a furry stress ball. You snapped another photo.
You finally settled onto the couch with a mug of something warm in your hands and a fire crackling merrily in front of you. After his feast of sunflower seeds, Dean seemed keen on taking the rest of his frustration out on the tacky throw pillows and the ragged seams of the couch armrest which he attacked with a ferocity that could only belong to Dean. Occasionally, he paused to admire his handiwork before shooting you a look of pure challenge, as if he was daring you to intervene. You didnāt.
The storm beyond the windows made the safehouse feel more like a snowglobe. Just you and Dean sealed off from the rest of the world while snowflakes continued to flurry around outside. Dean had finally tuckered himself out after successfully shredding one of the throw pillows, and you had found a bag of trail mix that was still sealed. It sat on the table in front of you while you carefully dragged your hunterās knife against a whetstone. It didnāt need sharpening. Dean always made sure every weapon in your arsenal was ready to plunge into the chest cavity of the creature of the week, but it gave you something to do. There wasnāt a tv in the safehouse, and the radio couldnāt pick up any signal through the storm.
Dean watched you, a cashew held between his paws as he nibbled away at it, crumbs of it dropping down into his fur. You glanced at him every now and again and managed to look at him just in time to watch him shove the half eaten cashew into his cheek pouch then grab for an almond and shove it into the other side. You laughed.
āJesus, Dean. Youāre shoving nuts in your face like youāve done it before.ā
The peanut he had grabbed clattered to the table top, and he glared at you with such intensity that you were almost impressed. You tried to hold his furious little gaze without laughing, but it was like staring down a laser pointer made of snark and brute willpower. It didnāt fit his form, and it was hard to take him seriously with furry little cheeks you wanted to pinch.
āHey, Iām just saying,ā you said, raising your hands defensively. āYouāre a champion at it.ā
He gave a huffy little squeak, and you half expected him to leap across the table to take out your eyeball. Instead, he darted over to the knife you had set down, almost too fast for you to see, and snatched it away from you in a blur of fur and tail. āDEAN!ā He ran, and if someone had told you that there would be a point in your life where you were chasing a squirrel holding a hunterās blade around a safehouse, you wouldāve asked what in the world they had been smoking.
Yet here you were.
He zigzagged, and you nearly tripped over your discarded boots. Then he sprinted back beneath the table and brandished the weapon like he was prepared to make you take the knife out of his cold, dead paws.
āDrop it!ā you demanded. He squeaked back in defiance. āI swear to God, Dean, if you donāt give me that knife back this instant, Iām going to turn you into a drowned rat!ā He chattered something extremely foul back to you. You lunged and grabbed the knife, staying wary of the sharp side of it. Dean held on with all four limbs, and when you finally lifted it, you lifted him too. He dangled on it midair like a very angry keychain. You sighed and poked at him with your free hand. He spit the cashew and the almond at you.
When you finally settled beneath the blankets on the couch to call it a night after questioning just about every life choice that had led you to this moment, Dean crawled onto your shoulder chattering softly.
āFinally burned out all your chaotic energy?ā you asked, gently petting his head with one finger. He leaned into your touch, eyes closing as you stroked his fur. āCome on. Letās call it for now. First light, we track down that witch and get her to change you back.ā He nuzzled into your palm before burrowing beneath the blankets. You watched the lump of squirrel-Dean move beneath the covers then yelped when you suddenly felt his paws digging into your neck. He moved quickly, diving into your cleavage like a man (squirrel) returning to his homeland.
āDeanā¦ā You felt him curl up right over your sternum, his tail brushing against the column of your throat. āDean, you canāt hibernate in my boobs.ā He answered you with a very cozy, very self-satisfied chirp. Then, a tiny squirrel sigh. You blinked down at the mound of blankets and the squirrel fur nestled against you. You heaved a heavy sigh and shifted slightly, feeling him adjust with you. He made another smug noise, and you shook your head, leaning back against the pillow and closing your eyes. Between the fire crackling, the muffled howl of the wind outside, and Deanās small body keeping you warm, you fell asleep.
At some point, you stirred, something heavy pressing down on you. It felt hard to breathe for some reason. The fire had died down to embers, but the storm didnāt sound so angry anymore. As you took in another breath, your hunter instinct fully engaged, and your eyes snapped open.
Deanās head ā his human-sized head with human-sized stubble and human-sized smug lips ā was resting exactly where the squirrel had been. And he wasnāt just leaning on your chest. Dean Winchester was fully sprawled across you, cheek pressed into the valley of your cleavage like a man who had died doing what he loved. Your hand was in his hair, and your legs were tangled with his. One of his arms was wrapped around your waist, and the other was tucked beneath your pillow, propping your head up a little more than what was usually comfortable.
You went completely still.
the warmth of his body radiated through your clothes, and your heart hammered against your ribs so hard that you were sure he could feel it. You swallowed hard, trying to figure out the best way to extricate yourself from the situation without waking him. The couch wasnāt exactly the most spacious, and any wrong movement would likely cause him to roll onto the floor.
Before you could make a decision, Dean stirred. In the light of the embers, you watched as his eyes fluttered open, and for one blissful moment, there was only sleepy contentment in them. Until reality hit.
āWhat theāā His voice was rough with sleep as he jerked upright, nearly toppling off the couch. His eyes went wide, darting from his very human hands to your face. āHoly shit,ā he breathed, patting himself. āIām back. Iāmāā He cut himself off as he realized his current position. Straddling one of your thighs and leaning over you. At least he had clothes on.
āUhā¦ā You wracked your brain for something witty to say, but it apparently had decided that now was the best time to take a vacation. Deanās weight on you was different now. Solid and warm in ways that sent your pulse skittering. His eyes found yours in the dim light, surprise giving way to something else entirely.
āSo,ā he began, voice still gravelly, ādid you enjoy having me between yourāā
āDonāt,ā you warned, feeling heat warm your cheeks. āDonāt you dare finish that sentence.ā A slow smile tugged at his lips as he settled one hand on the arm rest of the couch and leaned down closer to your face.
āWhat? I was going to say blankets.ā You narrowed your eyes at him, knowing damn well that that wasnāt what he was going to say.
āSure you were,ā you muttered, trying to ignore the way his gaze dropped down to your lips for a fraction of a second.
āI was,ā he insisted, but his smile gave him away. He shifted slightly, and you were acutely aware of every point of contact between you. āYou know, I remember everything. Being that small, tackling the salt shakerā¦ā
āThe way you stuffed your face with nuts?ā you suggested innocently. He gave you a look that was half amused and half a warning.
āYou taking pictures of me at my lowest moment. Those better not find their way to Sammy.ā
āI make no promises.ā You reached up to press your palm to his cheek, feeling the rasp of his stubble against your palm. The only kind of whiskers that belonged on his face. āMaybe Iāll keep them as insurance. For the next time you annoy me.ā Dean frowned.
āYou wouldnāt.ā
āI absolutely would.ā The space between you felt charged, something unspoken passing between you. The two of you had orbited each other for far too long. Better late than never, you supposed. āSo,ā you began slowly. āWe gonna keep cuddling or am I kicking you to the floor with the pillow you shredded?ā Dean chuckled, the sound rumbling through his chest and vibrating against yours as he settled himself over top of you again, arm wrapping around your waist and pulling you against him.
āWould you really do that after all Iāve been through today?ā He rested his head against your collarbone, and you ran your fingers through his hair instinctively.
āI guess it would be pretty cold-hearted of me to banish you after your traumatic transformationā¦ā
āTerribly cruel,ā Dean agreed. You made a noise of concession and pulled the blanket back over the both of you before settling back into your spot between Dean and the couch. You closed your eyes, something loosening in your chest now that the witchās curse seemed to have timed out on its own accord. You shifted slightly and paused.
āDeanā¦?ā you muttered. Dean āhmmāed against you. āIs that an acorn in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?ā
Dean simply nuzzled closer to you.
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Here are some illustrations for SetsunaNoroiās @bottomcasbigbang fic:
āHot Messenger Is Just Hot Mess Angel Spelled Wrongā!
Summary: When Ratatoskr, who more commonly goes by Dean these days, get a distress call about an angel nearly knocking down the doors of Valhalla he has to be the one to look into it. Turns out Castiel is an angel with a new job as messenger but he has no idea what he's doing. Dean is willing to show him the ropes, but mostly because the angel is just as cute as he is weird.
You can read the fic on AO3 or on FF.net!
Donāt you like tiny angry squirrel deity Dean? I do! (Which is why I included the sketch of me trying to figure out how to draw squirrels.)
SetsunaNoroiās description of trueform angels was way more badass than I was able to draw, but I did have fun trying to come up with something!)
(Please do not repost or alter. At the very least, please give me credit.)
| SPN-J2-xmas | 2020 MasterPost | Ao3 | LiveJournal |
Title: šGolden Leavesš
Gifter: @kirathehyrulian
Giftee: @amypond45
Pairing/Characters: Wincest
Medium: Digital Art
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
Summary: Poor winters were the only time that getting closer had plausible deniability, and trembling excitement could be blamed on the cold air. If someone had to ask, the visible relief was a rational response to the added heat.
Enjoy, if you can!ā„
For more art from me please check out my āmyartā tag here on Tumblr.
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Artist Notes:
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At first I was going to name the work āHold on to Meā from āUnsteadyā by X Ambassadors, but I was listening to Passengerās āGolden Leavesā while sketching/drawing and it felt more right? I donāt know how else to explain it.
I was excited when I first got Amy because she was my first bang author. (story | art) I would like to say Iāve learned a lot about fandom and tumblr since then. And Iād like to say Iāve gotten better artistically in at least someways if not in all. And part of that is thanks to her, so this work is as much as a thank you as it is a gift.
I was given five optional prompts to guide my creativity and decided to mainly focus on the first prompt: āBoys have secretly loved each other forever but denial is an actual living, breathing part of their lives.ā and I kind of combined it with the ālikeā: ātrapped in a snowstormā.
I recognize the only reason why the image above can fit the āpromptā and ālikeā is because the summary gives the image context. Iām not a writer by any means, but Iām also not an artist that kind make meaningful stand alone images. So, the summary has to fill in the blanks.
In my head Sam and Dean are stuck in a snowstorm in an old broken down building, huddling for warmth because moneys a little too tight for a motel room. The building doesnāt have any heat, so they make due with lighting their spare summoning candles and wrapping themselves in the blanket they keep around during the winter seasons.Ā
I made it Christmas themed because I was in the mood to draw something seasonal. The blanket I used as a reference had moose on it, but not any squirrels, sadly. I guess I could have figured out how to add it to the pattern and make it look good, but I didnāt. But there is a tree in the blanket! Maybe the squirrel is hiding in the tree? If that doesnāt work, fear not for I have rushed drawn a holiday squirrel to make up for it.
Bonus Art:
See, squirrel!Dean was in the tree asleep all this time.
š¶Musical inspiration or just music I was listening to during: