Apr 10
my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart
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my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart
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It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your squires are?
Please let the Tiny Squire get across your screen, his Knight needs that sword.
Announcement horn*
You're listening to
*Sword sharpening SFX*
102.3
*Yelp of surprise*
Real Squire FM
*Parry Sound*
"W-Wha-?!"
Where we play nothing but songs of our Knight's accomplishments.
*The sound of the Squire falling over* "Ow"
This isn't your Knight's Statio- Oh, Ser Knight! How can I-
*The Squire is loudly cut off as Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
forget dating apps I’m going to stand in the middle of the joust field looking lost until a knight gives me their helm and sword to take back to camp
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ignore the suspiciously rhythmic clanking coming from the jousting champion's tent please. its fine. the squire is probably trying to get the dented chausses off. nothing to see here
My knight could totally beat- beat off- no- beat of- no! Beat up your knight. Shtt fuck. Sir I’m sorry I did it wrong he’s drawing his blade
Little known fact: much like cats, some squires instinctively freeze if you hold them by the back of the neck.
