do have headcanons about parrot having and taking care of a kid?
but what do think his kid would look like tho??
parrot harem/poly reaction?
Ohhh I love this ask! I love the idea of Parrot with a kid, the way he acts towards sky only proves that he would be an amazing parent.
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- Definitely the kind of parent to dote on their kid about how cute they are! Even if it’s one of those ugly ass baby’s that looks like a featherless bird, he’d still coo over how cute they are. The face only a mother could love ❤️
- He would be insanely overprotective when they’re still newborn. Someone (like Theo/Wifies depending on the timeline) would probably have to coax him out of his nest to actually take care of himself too.
- He’s still protective of them when they’re older of course but not anywhere near as much as when they’re a baby and it was making his instincts go haywire to make sure nothing happens to them.
- I think Parrot would probably neglect himself quite a bit to prioritize his child. Not even intentionally, just because it doesn’t occur to him to take care of himself. Fortunately for him, he has like a dozen people willing to take care of him
- What his kid looks like honestly would depend a bit on who the other parent is, but I’d imagine regardless they’d take after him a LOT. The other genes wouldn’t even try…… Basically any fankid I have with Parrot as one of the parents, they’re always a macaw hybrid (sometimes mixed with something else, but still avian).
- Wifies would probably be jealous as hell if he wasn’t the one who knocked Parrot up, you know damn well he was probably trying to in paragon. Though he’d probably still be content with atleast that someone is making sure Parrot stops putting himself in danger.
- Theo would probably have no idea what he’s doing but do his best to help Parrot. I mean, this guy was purely focused on pvping people in season 1/early season 2, I think taking care of a child is wayyyy out of his expertise. Not to mention how much more overprotective he’d be of Parrot, but that’s just a given since he’s already so overprotective of Parrot in canon.
- Wemmbu would tease him but also be more attentive toward Parrot. Fakeass idgafer we all saw you caring!!! He’d definitely visit a lot more often, and probably would use the excuse of “well if you’re not going to help yourself, I guess I have to” when we all known he just wants to take care of Parrot.
- Eggchan would obviously tag along with Wemmbu, and I feel like he’d help take care of Parrot but also help with managing some of the stuff he’s meant to do as king.
- Spoke would find it funny as hell. This guy is way too unserious, I feel like his initial reaction would definitely be teasing Parrot over it. Still, he’d definitely try and help Parrot as well….. with decent success. I don’t think he’d be good at taking care of a child, but he could probably help Parrot decently well lol.
- Mapicc’s reaction would be similar to Spoke, but less teasing and being better at helping Parrot. He’d probably biker with Spoke about him stressing Parrot out, meanwhile Parrot is exasperated with both of them. (We ignore that Mapicc went missing during the battle I don’t want to acknowledge angst right now I’m already in pain from canon).
- Flame would “coincidentally” show up to the castle more just to check in on Parrot and make sure he’s fine and taking care of himself. Maybe even use the excuse of training Theo some more just to stay for longer and make sure Parrot is safe.
- Lomedy would force Flame to let him tag along sometime. He’d probably enjoy taking care of Parrot or just talking with him normally, and since a lot of them would get overprotective, Parrot would appreciate the normalcy from Lomedy.
- Flame and Wemmbu would be competitive when it comes to taking care of Parrot, to noones surprise.
- I mentioned this in another post, but Fymada and Horace would take on a lot of his work as king so he doesn’t have to do it himself. He would probably argue and insist he can do it himself, but neither of them would let him overwork himself.
- If Parrot had a child during the BAT arc, BAT would absolutely be so sweet to him. Jumper and Nufuli would absolutely make sure he’s taking care of himself, helping out whenever Parrot let them and making sure he rests when he needs to. Leo would also be like that, but probably more on the overprotective side since I feel like he would be more focused on making sure Parrot stops overexerting himself.
- Clown would just kidnap him I’m not going lie. You know damn well he already wanted to before, putting him in a prison and all, he would not waste the opportunity to just snatch Parrot up if he had a child.
- Ferre would probably have the sense to disapprove of Clown’s actions, but also enjoy having Parrot there so it’s not like he’s all that upset about it.
- Mugm would be the most put off by the fact they kidnapped Parrot, but again, would eventually give in to enjoying it becuase having Parrot with them is nice.
- Branzy would disapprove but in a “sigh. Not again.” Sort of way. He’d be apologetic toward Parrot about the whole Clown kidnapping him, but clearly enjoy having Parrot there himself. He’s used to Clown being a bit insane and having no regard for others perspectives, so he wouldn’t have any moral issue with it, just would feel bad for Parrot because he knows it’s probably stressful for him.
- If Parrot had a child during the mafia arc, I can only imagine how Ash and Squiddo would be lmao. I feel like they would both immediately agree that they’re kidnapping their birdie back so he doesn’t die stupidly or something. I feel like Squiddo would act as the more sane or reasonable one while in reality being just as insane as Ash, just to make Parrot trust her more. Meanwhile Ash has no qualms about Parrot seeing him in a hostile way, after all, as long as he’s here with them it doesn’t really matter, he’ll accept his fate eventually. Insert the [“our third >” “not with them” “<our third”] meme.
