#ferrerot

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but what do think his kid would look like tho??

parrot harem/poly reaction?

Ohhh I love this ask! I love the idea of Parrot with a kid, the way he acts towards sky only proves that he would be an amazing parent.

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- Definitely the kind of parent to dote on their kid about how cute they are! Even if it’s one of those ugly ass baby’s that looks like a featherless bird, he’d still coo over how cute they are. The face only a mother could love ❤️

- He would be insanely overprotective when they’re still newborn. Someone (like Theo/Wifies depending on the timeline) would probably have to coax him out of his nest to actually take care of himself too.

- He’s still protective of them when they’re older of course but not anywhere near as much as when they’re a baby and it was making his instincts go haywire to make sure nothing happens to them.

- I think Parrot would probably neglect himself quite a bit to prioritize his child. Not even intentionally, just because it doesn’t occur to him to take care of himself. Fortunately for him, he has like a dozen people willing to take care of him

- What his kid looks like honestly would depend a bit on who the other parent is, but I’d imagine regardless they’d take after him a LOT. The other genes wouldn’t even try…… Basically any fankid I have with Parrot as one of the parents, they’re always a macaw hybrid (sometimes mixed with something else, but still avian).

- Wifies would probably be jealous as hell if he wasn’t the one who knocked Parrot up, you know damn well he was probably trying to in paragon. Though he’d probably still be content with atleast that someone is making sure Parrot stops putting himself in danger.

- Theo would probably have no idea what he’s doing but do his best to help Parrot. I mean, this guy was purely focused on pvping people in season 1/early season 2, I think taking care of a child is wayyyy out of his expertise. Not to mention how much more overprotective he’d be of Parrot, but that’s just a given since he’s already so overprotective of Parrot in canon.

- Wemmbu would tease him but also be more attentive toward Parrot. Fakeass idgafer we all saw you caring!!! He’d definitely visit a lot more often, and probably would use the excuse of “well if you’re not going to help yourself, I guess I have to” when we all known he just wants to take care of Parrot.

- Eggchan would obviously tag along with Wemmbu, and I feel like he’d help take care of Parrot but also help with managing some of the stuff he’s meant to do as king.

- Spoke would find it funny as hell. This guy is way too unserious, I feel like his initial reaction would definitely be teasing Parrot over it. Still, he’d definitely try and help Parrot as well….. with decent success. I don’t think he’d be good at taking care of a child, but he could probably help Parrot decently well lol.

- Mapicc’s reaction would be similar to Spoke, but less teasing and being better at helping Parrot. He’d probably biker with Spoke about him stressing Parrot out, meanwhile Parrot is exasperated with both of them. (We ignore that Mapicc went missing during the battle I don’t want to acknowledge angst right now I’m already in pain from canon).

- Flame would “coincidentally” show up to the castle more just to check in on Parrot and make sure he’s fine and taking care of himself. Maybe even use the excuse of training Theo some more just to stay for longer and make sure Parrot is safe.

- Lomedy would force Flame to let him tag along sometime. He’d probably enjoy taking care of Parrot or just talking with him normally, and since a lot of them would get overprotective, Parrot would appreciate the normalcy from Lomedy.

- Flame and Wemmbu would be competitive when it comes to taking care of Parrot, to noones surprise.

- I mentioned this in another post, but Fymada and Horace would take on a lot of his work as king so he doesn’t have to do it himself. He would probably argue and insist he can do it himself, but neither of them would let him overwork himself.

- If Parrot had a child during the BAT arc, BAT would absolutely be so sweet to him. Jumper and Nufuli would absolutely make sure he’s taking care of himself, helping out whenever Parrot let them and making sure he rests when he needs to. Leo would also be like that, but probably more on the overprotective side since I feel like he would be more focused on making sure Parrot stops overexerting himself.

- Clown would just kidnap him I’m not going lie. You know damn well he already wanted to before, putting him in a prison and all, he would not waste the opportunity to just snatch Parrot up if he had a child.

- Ferre would probably have the sense to disapprove of Clown’s actions, but also enjoy having Parrot there so it’s not like he’s all that upset about it.

- Mugm would be the most put off by the fact they kidnapped Parrot, but again, would eventually give in to enjoying it becuase having Parrot with them is nice.

- Branzy would disapprove but in a “sigh. Not again.” Sort of way. He’d be apologetic toward Parrot about the whole Clown kidnapping him, but clearly enjoy having Parrot there himself. He’s used to Clown being a bit insane and having no regard for others perspectives, so he wouldn’t have any moral issue with it, just would feel bad for Parrot because he knows it’s probably stressful for him.

Oh I have so many thoughts about this you don’t even know anon. Parrot is such a prey animal I think all the people who hunt him should get crazy obsessed with him. Just look at him!!!! He’s so good at running and oversmarting but not good enough to actually fight back…. Anyway that’s an entirely separate rant about why I love clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot. Headcanon time!

clownrrot + ferrerot + mugmrot headcanons

Clown would be the first to get obsessed with Parrot, unsurprisingly. He’d just be intrigued the few first times, and by the whole thing with the vault BAT made to protect Parrot, he’d be absolutely enamored.

I’d imagine at first, the other two would only just be there to make sure nobody interferes with Clown killing Parrot (like BAT). But then after Clown talks to them about Parrot for the dozenth time, they’d get curious themselves about him.

Ferre would be next, and would be in denial for a bit since he tries to keep in mind that their job is to kill Parrot. Once he finally accepts the fact that even if they got the opportunity to kill him, none of them would actually be able to do it, he’s just as obsessive as Clown. He’ll hide it better and definitely try to be the voice of reason, but he’s just as deranged as Clown.

Mugm would be the last to fall for Parrot, but also obsessed when he finally does. I think he would be the most gentle with Parrot out of the three. The other two wouldn’t really care about roughing Parrot up since they know he’s resilient, but Mugm is a bit more cautious about harming Parrot.

They all Love the cat and mouse game of letting Parrot think he’s escaped only to catch him again.

The first couple attempts Clown was seriously trying to kill Parrot, but after that he was just toying with him and planned to kidnap him or something. Because as long as Parrot’s out of Zam’s way, then he’ll still get the payment. So really, they can do whatever they want with Parrot as long as he’s out of Zam’s way.

Clown didn’t tell the other two about Proton and they’re forever upset about him over it. Parrot was so close to being in their grasp and Clown kept him to himself— and let him escape at that. He just finds their complaints hilarious.

Season two/after Clown took over the nether I feel like their dynamic would be a bit different. Still mostly the same, Clown still deranged and loving to toy with Parrot, but probably a bit more openly possessive? In season one, anyone would assume that Clown’s seriously trying to kill Parrot, while in season two, it’d be a lot more obvious he doesn’t seriously want to kill Parrot.

“Distance makes the heart grow fonder” is a saying for a reason, and I feel like they would want to just keep Parrot even more after not seeing him in so long. And if Parrot’s bold enough to go right into their territory and try to steal from them…… well, who can blame them when they give in and just take him?

Clown would find Parrot trying to steal from him adorable.

Ferre would try to spoil Parrot after finding out about that…… just covering him in golden accessories with red and white jewels. Dragon hybrid Ferre is so canon to me.

Ferre loves Parrot’s wings, absolutely adores them. He loves preening them, decorating them, kissing them.

Parrot is Covered in bite marks. Clown and Ferre do not hold back at all when it comes to covering him in marks, sinking their teeth in deep enough to draw blood. Mugm would at least try not to harm him too badly, but can’t resist leaving marks either.

I love that BAT was convinced that all of these people were obsessed enough with Parrot to do all the insane stuff the director did. People become obsessed with him often enough that they seriously considered everyone there as plausible options to be the director 😭 This dumbass bird is such a magnet for powerful people

It Is giving me ideas though…. Director Clown would’ve been the post likely to be canon tbh. After the shit he pulled with the scavenger hunt and proton? Yeah, he’s way too obsessed with him, I could totally see Clown pulling stuff similiar to the director. Director Ferre and Director Mugm as well…… of course they’d help Clown catch his birdie ❤️ Especially if it means they can have Parrot for themselves too

DIRECTOR THEO!!!!! I love director Theo, I think all of Parrot’s deuteragonist’s should be insane for him. Honestly I could make this its own post. Theo is definitely overprotective enough as is, him with the motivations of the director would be so yummy…… I don’t think he would necessarily want to trap Parrot as an avian himself, but would definitely want to force Parrot to stay by his side, where it’s safe and Theo can protect him.

Director Mane I could definitely see, if him and Parrot were close and Parrot kept putting himself in danger? Yeah, of course he’d make sure Parrot couldn’t get hurt anymore. Imagine Mane just kidnapping Parrot when he leaves the main server, living in that cave together. Parrot may be upset at first but he’ll get used to it ❤️ Also I love possessive Mane so him as the director is something I could easily see 😭 Director Flame is also peak…… though like Theo, I feel like he would just keep Parrot by his side so he can protect him rather than try and lock Parrot away.

Director Red is. Interesting? I’ve only really enjoyed them as a crack pairing with sugarbaby parrot lol. I could see it maybe…… Red definitely has the money and influence to pull what the director did. And Parrot Does have a habit of making people obsessed with him. Director Itz I could see lowkey. That man was Way too into hunting Parrot than any sane person should be.

dancing with parrot.

ball dance, waltz or just any type of dance that needs a partner with

Hmmmm I don’t really have any headcanons but I do have some random ideas about it.

I know that one post of yours that flamefrags is the god of death BUT!

what if the god of death is clownpierce himself like he already rules the Nether Realm in the unstable smp and he has ferreMC and Mugm to help keep the nether off limits.

and Parrot being the God of life is an interesting concept. to keep things interesting is that clownpierce did know that parrot is the god life because parrot always wears a solid white veil over his head AND he kept his wings hidden for some reasons he will keep to himself. both have their own afterlife that depends on how the person was judge of their time of the living if they deserve peace or be punished for their actions.

clownpierce being the death god he is, will still feel the connection between life and death because well they are connected like the halves of eachother of the cycle of life and death.

AND the canon uu still happens until the law arc (any arc you choose) or the robbery in the nether vault.

imagine the reveal between the two gods when the server is on the brink of collapse (you choose who put the server on the brink of collapse), clownpierce being the first one to reveal himself because of the collapse, scolded or angry at the protagonists and their sidekicks and friends and then surprisingly parrot (he tried to help in secret but he needs to be in his god form to put the server together) which shock clownpierce or just pause in disbelief.

god the angst and drama it would bring..

sorry for the long rant

headcanons?

thoughts?

poly, harem, and saparrot, clownrrot, ferrerot, mugrot

I LOVE THSI???? Sorry for tweaking, clownrrot is my beloved rarepair I don’t talk about enough tbh. God of death Clown is So. ❤️❤️❤️ It would justify his obsession with Parrot even more. After all, that’s his other half! Of course he wants to kidnap him and torment him (lovingly).

And Clown recognizing Parrot as the god of life but Parrot not realizing who Clown is a super interesting idea……. I feel like Clown would probably assume Parrot also recognizes him but realize maybe sometime during the scavenger hunt that he has no idea that Clown’s also a god. My first thought was that maybe it could be because of him disguising as a human for so long, he spent so much time ignoring all the godly stuff that he’s not in tune with those senses.

its interesting to think that parrot would be the god of life because of the duty of watching all lifeforms, long and short lifespans, watching and doing nothing about it. the angst and drama.

i just remembered that there is an underworld in unstable. JamatoP my boi. do you ship jamatoP with parrot or nah? because it would be interesting with jamatoP in charge of the underworld and his history with exploits, and parrot being the god of life. jamatoP had an inkling about a god of life but got busy with the farlands, underworld and spoke..

it the man got the time, he would probably seek out the god of life and try to bargain with the god of seeing the orb of life about spoke that includes the past, present and slight future life.

to protect the server?? or has intentional motives about it??

nether realm with clownpierce, FerreMC, and mugm. them not know that a god is walking among them unless someone slips out. im thinking maybe each god had their designated executioner/ guardian with them that is not their sidekick/bestfriend, someone unexpected (cough cough clownpierce being the executioner or nahhh?/??)

drama and angst with parrot's dead friends and them not knowing

DRAMA AND ANGST

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Ohhh this is so peak….. I’m honestly falling in love with god aus with how many asks I’m getting about them. It’s giving me so many ideas…..

I’m open to Jamato x parrot! I haven’t heard much about them but I love all Parrot ships and Jamato is such an interesting character. I think Jamato would definitely be interested in Parrot if he heard of him, especially with Parrot saving people so often. It’s a shame Jamato has only interacted with Spoke and Wemmbu, I really want him to interact with Parrot and/or Flame…..