#squat max

When you plan a gym date to impress her

But she warms up with your squat max

When you’re trying to find

A free squat rack in a crowded gym.

When you see this person half your size

Lifting your squat max for reps.

When she’s tiny and so strong

That she warms up with your squat max.

I like your small calves

I don’t care about your squat max, tell me how much you can curl.

When she is unimpressed

Because she can bench his squat max.

When You Bring Your Girl To The Gym Trying To Impress Her

But she’s warming up with your squat max.

When You See Your Gym Crush

And she warms up with your squat max.