#small calves

When you love working out, but it’s not always easy.

Muscle soreness. No social life. Small calves.

Her: Maybe we can make 2/3 of those things happen

Me: Its fine I’m not even an ice cream person.

Her: Just give me like 50 years.

Me: To buy an ice cream? Girl if its that much trouble i’ll get it myself.

When you’re built like a greek god

But your friends keep mocking your small calves.

When you have small calves

But deep inside you’re still her king.

I like your small calves

I don’t care about your squat max, tell me how much you can curl.

You can’t be talking about my small calves

In front of all my friends, that’s not cool.

When you wake up from a nightmare where you had small calves

But that’s also the reality.