#spouse reader

R/n: Why?

Yandere! Husband Bruce isn’t even mad at them, understanding that they are going through the same pain he is going through, but Spouse Reader is so distraught at hurting Bruce that they move out for a couple months.

Yandere! Husband Bruce hates it. Hates being alone again in the manor, hates the Joker and almost going out that same night and killing him, hates that he failed Jason….

Hates that he failed you.

Ugh it’s so angsty, but also imagine them making up on a rooftop? Imagine Spouse Reader telling Bruce they are sorry and that they miss him. Imagine Tim seeing it and realizing that Batman is Bruce Wayne?

Is this self-indulgent? Probably. Are these also genuinely my headcanons? Yes 😌 Do I plan on expanding on this through more headcanons? Also yes. Sorry everyone 😂

📞Robert Robertson III🐶

Never thought he would get that far, honestly. Getting down on one knee in front of you he felt the same. Standing before you at the altar was a blur of joyous tears and every day by your side has been peered at through this veil. Kids had come up in conversations before, whether wanting them or not is a dealbreaker, etc. Robert has reservations, obviously, beneath the massive weight his family history left him crushed beneath for so many years. Part of him wants to end the bloodline completely, fall in some noble way to become the one that ends the curse. Another part of him wants to forge ahead, making something better. He’s not his father. You’re certainly not either of his parents. If you and Robert choose to start a family, he would want a small one. One kid, ideally, if you’re ok with it, maybe two. In a similar vein, Robert isn’t sure if he wants a son after it all, and if he does he certainly wouldn’t be Robert the Fourth. No way in hell. Your husband ends up being the best and sweetest girl dad in the world, so soft and forgiving with the identical twins you end up with. He dotes on his little princesses in a way that heals his own inner child, even if little Robert wasn’t exactly into dresses and glittery papercraft superhero figures!

🦇Victor AKA Sonar📈

"Pfft, a kid? I'm not ready for that, I'm too young!" "Victor, you're in your thirties, married, and employed." "Oh, yeah. But a kid?" Yeah, he may take some convincing. Becoming a parent would slow him down, force him to think about someone besides himself. But then again so did marrying you and he loves thinking about you. Would the kid look like you? A little mini-you? Or maybe a baby bat? Awww, that would be so fucking cute— "Alright, fuck it, one kid. Two if it's really cute." Spoiler alert: TWIN DAD SONAR. BAT BABIES! A little boy that looks just like Victor...and a little girl that looks just like Victor. Sorry if you wanted a mini-me 🤷🏻‍♀️ You know your husband uses this as a chance to brag about his winning genes, but hey, you love him! Victor always calls both of them his favorite straight to their faces, often both one after the other when they're right next to each other. That's often his response if they do nice things for him too. "Thanks, that's why you're my favorite." "Victor!" "What? So's the other one! We made some cute fucking kids, man!"

💦Herman AKA Waterboy🎸

We all know what a good caretaker Herm is and just what a family man he’d be! He always goes on about how cute your kids would be and what a great parent he sees you as and frankly, if he had his way you two would have a big family. Maybe even four to six! What can he say, he just can’t resist those little faces, especially if there’s any chance they look like you 🥺 Obviously if you’re carrying he defers to your wishes too, but eagerly states those dreams and how willing to get you in that state he is if you match his desires! With such a big family, you guys will have a mix of girls and boys, all of whom love their dad so much and practically run and knock him over when he comes home from work every night! He doesn’t mind, though— don’t save him, he’s right where he wants to be, giggling and letting little kisses and hands smatter his wet face with a wide smile. Wet also are his eyes, which glisten with tears as he looks between your little (big) family and you, moved that he has your love and theirs every day of the week after being alone for so long.

🎤Alice AKA Prism🌟

Similar to Victor, her first reaction to the idea of kids is that they’d slow her down. Heroism and music career alike down the toilet. But then again, you have said you’d be down to play house-spouse if it meant supporting your gorgeous wife’s many endeavors. Bonus points if you can even carry, too! And a tiny version of you? That wouldn’t be so bad… If you and Alice start a family, it’d likely just be one child, not too much for either of you to deal with and no being outnumbered! If you have a biological child your little one comes out a perfect mix of you and Alice, but those expressions are all your wife. One of your kid’s favorite toys would absolutely be a little miniature microphone your wife buys and oh boy would you get to hear a bunch of the hippest slang words and your wife’s more family-friendly lyrics repeated in a tiny toddler voice over that thing! Sassy as she can be in the face of nonsense, you better believe Alice is scooping that little troublemaker up into her arms immediately afterward, grinning as their foreheads gently touch.

🔥Chad AKA Flambae🕶

The kind of guy who goes ‘nO. No way. …Maybe just one. *has one kid with you* …Alright, maybe one more. …Maaayyyybeeee….’ Cue you two raising three daughters as if in the blink of an eye despite years of your relationship just the two of you and years in between your family growing. Girl dad Flambae, I mean you see the vision right? Being an uncle to a little girl prepared him for it all, the messy makeup and nail polish sessions with your girliest girl, kneeling in dirt making ‘potions’ in the grass with your most creative, using his powers like a portable bunsen burner for your little scientist, and taking his tea party and toy phone characters dead serious as if he was in a major blockbuster. You see the way they test his hotheaded side but he always comes out so much calmer than you expect like Gordon Ramsey. An adult fucks up and he’s calling them on that shit, ready with a biting nickname or comeback just as snappy as the sting of the bad taste they left in his mouth. Your daughters make a mess and he’s quickly swallowing his ‘what the hell’ in favor of a deep breath, dropping to his knees to explain why they can’t do such messy things without one of you guys’ supervision and having them help clean as a learning consequence.

👹Malevola Gibb⚔️

Surprisingly nonchalant when you bring it up, at least if you’ve been in the relationship for quite some time. “Kids? Yeah, sure, maybe someday. How many do you want?” Sure, a part of her didn’t think she’d get that far, but with you? She’d consider it. She’s used to taking care of people after years of helping Victor and a baby would be nothing compared to him. If you bounce the ‘how many’ question back at Malevola, her answer is a modest one or two. I see Malevola as a boy dad, your son inheriting her portal ability which leads to plenty of chases, both the fun variety that leave laughter drifting through swirling red and the kid full of ‘What’s that in your hand?’ ‘A knife!’ ‘No!’. I can just imagine your son being Malevola’s spitting image, his voice even bearing a hint of the same echo you’d come to love. As soon as he’s remotely old enough she’s getting him a small version of her sword and teaching him how to throw knives, standing at his side and holding his arm like they’re playing darts.

🥊Colm AKA Punch Up🌹

The moment you say you’re open to having kids with him he’s on you (whether he can get you pregnant or not)! Colm loves the idea of a home full of rambunctious little ones and honestly would be down for three to five if you were up for it! Your kids, I see for sure two girls and a boy, grow taller than him pretty quickly but he still jumps up wherever he can so they can hang off him and in general lets his shorter frame be their personal jungle gym as long as it can be 😌 A little traditional at least at first, thinking he needs to “protect his little girls”, only to discover they share his passion for boxing and could probably deck anyone who gives them hell. “That’s my girls!” Your son also learns to fight, but he ironically gets less of that spitfire disposition and takes after you. Not that Colm’s complaining about that! Your husband is the type to joke whenever you’re teasing him ‘What, are you trying to get Number Four?’

🗡Janelle AKA Coupé🩰

Similar to Robert, she never thought of things like that. If she’d get that far. Be safe enough in her own location and life as to raise another one, possibly be the one to bring them into the world. She also would take years to consider that, a ring on each of your fingers and a safe house in your name. Your arms around her and your presence there through all her worries. If you two were to become parents, it would likely be to a single child. Like Malevola, Janelle would absolutely teach her kid to defend themselves, standing behind them and teaching them to throw knives. You see the shock and collapse of joy in her eyes when your kid embraces her, whispering “I love you, mama”, her gaze shining upon you with unshed tears when they part and her eyes open again. She may get frustrated sometimes, harsh in her words because she just wants them to be safe, but it’s moments like this that reassure her the care shines through.

🌱Bruno AKA Golem🐉

BEST 👏🏻 DAD 👏🏻 adoptive fathering a kaiju was great, but years down the line Bruno’s bringing up the idea of you two having children together. Well, raising them together— all things considered, it’s unlikely biological offspring are quite possible. Could you fashion little ones with magic and elements? Take in human children? Whatever you wanna do he’s game to try! If it’s up to him, your gentle giant of a husband would become a father of multiple, probably three. Three little kids all riding on his shoulders, giggling as he runs faster and faster. I see him with two boys and a girl, your daughter the toughest one, human or not! She and Bruno are both very protective of your family, but overall your husband encourages them to stay calm and not get into fights. Ever seen photos or clips of families customizing little sensory/calm corners for their kids? Bruno builds one so cool you wish you could chill in it, the soft lights, gentle toys, and comfort items a perfect combat to overstimulation and anger.

🤘🏼Courtney AKA Invisigal🩻

If you ask her offhand, especially early in the relationship, zero. None, absolutely not. Hell no. She can barely take care of herself, why should she bother with a kid? You can't help but agree with her, at least as she is still taking the time and therapy, growing from her reckless behavior and learning to show she cares properly. Years down the line, though, when she lets you put a ring on her finger and her walls slip slowly down, the conversation may look different if she knows that's something you really want. Courtney still does not want to get pregnant, hell no, so you're either carrying if you can/are willing or y'all just adopt and hey, maybe that means you can skip all the baby stuff right? She jokes, but deep down beneath her tone is the hint of a question. The deeper meaning it would hold to her to take in a girl just like her who didn't feel she had a family for so long, too damn long. If you two do decide to raise a kid together, Courtney's surprisingly patient and playful. This was a childhood she could control and it would be all laughs, smiles, victories if she has her way. She'd fight tooth and nail for your little girl if need be, standing up to teachers and showing her how to punch bullies alike!

💪🏻Mandy AKA Blonde Blazer📋

Mandy does dream of settling down someday, and that definitely includes becoming a mother! Very white picket fence, she usually imagines an 'average' number and would probably broach it to you as wanting two or three, maybe four if you wanted a bigger family. I think she'd really want at least two— valuing interpersonal relationships as she does, Mandy would want her child to have a sibling to grow up with. You guys would end up having at least "one of each", one boy and one girl. Your wife treats them equally as far as expectations and is a firm but loving mother that wants to bring out the best in them. She is happy to retire from superhero work, but every now and again you might see a taller, buffer version of your wife with a wide grin and a kid hanging off each bulging bicep.

🦸🏻‍♂️Katon-Ur AKA Phenomaman☄️

Word count: 620

Tags: Kissing, fluff, suggestive themes, OOC Alastor, Sinner Alastor, Flirting, Drabble, genderless spouse reader.

|Minors DNI|

You could get lost in that voice, how it spun lies into fine, silk-lined truths. In ways, that even the faintest exhale from his lips left you entirely breathless.

He was a cigarette, shared late into the night with a bottle passed back and forth. Radio pouring out a jazz standard that curled round you like second-hand smoke.

The migraine had been sitting behind John’s right eye for hours now, but he had work to do, and was still in his office even though he was supposed to be home an hour ago.

Home with you, having dinner, snuggling up on the couch, and winding down. That’s what he could have had. Instead, he sat at his desk, which was covered in papers he hadn’t touched in 20 minutes and a screen that had already gone into standby mode.

By now, you had to be well aware that he was late today, and you had never been the type to wait patiently.

And, as expected, a light knock on the door sounded, followed by light streaming in from the hallway as the door opened. John didn’t look up, but he heard that specific cadence of footsteps he knew better than his own.

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter and this is going to have the headcanons at least with a Yandere Tengen Uzui X Gender Neutral Reader who is turned into a demon! I hope you enjoy this!] 

(Disclaimer: Tengen Uzui is not yandere in canon, this is just for fun, and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon!) 

-Yandere Headcanons With Tengen Uzui X Gender Neutral Reader Turned Into A Demon- 

Can we get some Dispatch married or dating headcanons? Do whatever you like!!

Not going into details on proposals because that’ll be its own post someday 😉

Warnings: language, quite suggestive but not explicit

Married Life At SDN 🌟💍

Robert Robertson III

⚡︎ Public proposal? Hell fucking no! Unless it’s your absolute dream, Robert doesn’t want any more eyes on him than he has to have. Just you.

⚡︎ Robert doesn't ask you to take his surname, in fact he considers taking yours if it's cool enough since your wedding is a reforging of his family.

⚡︎ Is completely open to being the breadwinner, but will sarcastically comment that that probably won’t be much. If you are able and want to work he’s proud of you, probably secretly liking that you don’t fully depend on him because that’d scare him for both your sakes.

⚡︎ Kids are a topic you’d probably have to broach. A part of him never thought he would get that far, honestly. But with you, a caring partner and absolute anchor and joy in his life, a little more you isn’t the worst idea in the world if you want it too. Part of him has thought about ending his bloodline so maybe adoption is a good compromise. Taking in someone like him who really needed a more loving family. Or if you have a biological child, just no naming them Robert the Fourth! Hell no, that’s his biggest boundary. That is the one line he will break. And forge something better, something small ideally. One, maybe two, little ones is all he needs.

⚡︎ Doesn’t have the world’s highest ‘drive’ but makes up for it in savoring any time of that nature you do spend together and almost always drawing it out.

⚡︎ Gets really creative with your at-home dates since he likes his solitary time. I'm talking "drive in movie" dates in the back of your car, spa nights where Robert pampers the shit out of you and you convince him to let you do the same, that time you convinced him to have a pillow fight with him, trying to recreate a youtube cooking video together, just the cutest stuff Robert jokes the others would give him shit for.

⚡︎ Your home is clean, if nothing else because Robert doesn't own shit ("it's called minimalism") but also because you guys are very equitable with your cleaning tasks and Robert would never let you do all that yourself.

Victor AKA Sonar

⚡︎ Public proposal? Hell fucking yes! Once he’s made up his mind, the whole damn world is going to know Victor loves you and just how much he showers you with that affection and everything else you desire. Unless you have very strong feelings on the subject he’s going big (and I have a very specific headcanon about this one 😉😌)! He really wants to do this, please let him.

⚡︎ Makes a big deal about you taking his surname, tbh he would really want you to because he thinks of himself as a big deal and has a bit of that alpha "continuing my name" thing. You'll have to put your foot down if you really don't want to change your name.

⚡︎ Lowkey would like a house-spouse. Doesn’t want to fall into the temptation of treating you like a bang-maid ‘cause that’d feel like shit but being your sole provider? Being able to spoil you on his own? Hell yes. If you do prefer to work he’ll support you bringing in a bag though, get it 😌 he has to respect the hustle.

⚡︎ He may take a little convincing to have kids if you want them, but once he does Victor will be absolutely WHIPPED for them so get ready for that. It’s the slowing of his lifestyle he’s really worried about, but you bluntly remind him he didn’t used to want to settle down with one partner and now you’re here with rings on your fingers and frequently squabbling over cooking versus takeout. If you have biological children, he’s constantly wondering who they’ll look like, if they’ll be more hybrid or human, if they’ll be badass entrepreneurs or have your interests. Like Robert I think Victor would be satisfied with a smaller family like one or two kids.

⚡︎ Tells you it's going to be—in his words—"pound town every day baby, no, pound city"— but ends up falling asleep a lot of nights. Still has quite a high ‘drive’ available if you’re the same way and will likely be asking for quickies 👀

⚡︎ Gaming dates! Just another way he can destroy you, Victor jokes, but when you kick his ass he's a mix of pouty and saying that's hot. You guys could be on the same team and he'd probably do some friendly fire on you just to see your reaction and oops, your petty asses went full PVP oh well.

⚡︎ If it wasn't for you your bedroom would probably err on the messy side, one of your biggest fights with Victor being I swear to god we own a hamper for a reason, but the rest of the place looks great because your husband wants it to look, in his words yet again, swanky. Probably has a spotless minibar.

Herman AKA Waterboy

⚡︎ Has very little preference himself because he just wants to please you. To be a part of your dream whether that’s a big showy display or alone with no eyes on you but his love-filled ones. Melts and gushes if you happen to go for it first and ask him!

⚡︎ Would never push you, but privately adores the idea of you taking his family name being so close to it, having you match him and his grandma!

⚡︎ Honestly has zero expectations on the front of who’s the breadwinner or if one partner stays at home. He just wants time together, to know that home is with you whether he comes home to you, vice versa, or you both come home to each other every day.

⚡︎ I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he’d have a big family with you if you let him! Bro is gonna be on some shit about four to seven kids so if you’re more a two or three person you may have to talk him down or remind him he isn’t the one carrying them. But I believe he’d really want more than one especially not having siblings or a very big family himself. Herman will one hundred percent be a stay at home dad and gladly drown in that possible sea of kids especially if they look like you hello? Another one who’s gonna be whipped for those little faces 🥰

⚡︎ Pretty average 'drive', nothing strongly one way or the other, but all that stuff's really personal and romantic to him so he's only going to be down if you guys can take your time, especially at home, and makes a big deal saying 'no pressure' probably three times when he asks if you want to like he's not your entire husband. He's all about this experience being for you so get ready for Herman trying to give you exactly what you want as much as he can!

⚡︎ He wasn't expecting a lot of dates out but you insist on it from a pretty early point in the relationship and it sill has Herm blushing even in your married life how proud of him you are. Absolutely adores if you're willing to go on concert dates and will happily hold you on his shoulders so you can see and help crowd surf as long as you're ok with getting a little wet.

⚡︎ His grandma raised him right: your home will always be clean and Herman will not be slacking in helping you with chores. Jokes that at least stuff'll be cleaner, "You know, because it's...always wet?" "Yes my love, I got that."

Alice AKA Prism

⚡︎ She’s already a public person and the world doesn’t need to know she’s getting married until Alice tells them. She’s likely going to plan or push for a private proposal and prefer to be proposed to, honestly, if she has her way.

⚡︎ Would probably prefer you taking her name since she's famous. "Or don't even change it, baby, why bother? Doesn't mean you aren't mine."

⚡︎ She’d lowkey respect a working partner and know you weren’t gold digging that way. She just wouldn’t want a lazy or mooching partner moreso than any traditional career or “home role”. So long as working is something you can and desire to do! If you’re say physically unable to do a traditional job, focused on creative endeavors, or involved in family matters like caring for someone/choosing to be a stay at home parent, Alice makes enough for you both and you have enough on your plate, she’s got you. She is proud of you for doing what you can, end of story.

⚡︎ She would also be a little hesitant at the thought of being slowed down, but especially if you’re down to be the main parent she would come around pretty fast, especially at the idea of having a mini-me 😎 buying tiny microphones for your little one who idolizes their mother and inherits her expressions, being a fully involved family unlike her own background…with you? Yeah that sounds pretty fucking cute actually. Alice’s ideal would probably be a one-and-done, maaaaaybe two but that’d probably depend on if she had to carry or not.

⚡︎ Jessica Rabbit "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" vibes— before you guys are even married Alice comments how sick she is of people assuming things about her and that she doesn't have some over-the-top drive just because she's a hot celebrity with a few provocative songs. Will joke that because you're her spouse that she is a freak for you though and is fairly open-minded on pace/location etc😌

⚡︎ You make going out fun again instead of a tedious flight from paparazzi, superhero seekers, etc. or a relegation to hole in the wall places. Alice finds herself loosening up and laughing loud as you grab her and run like kids on the playground, ducking into alleys and suppressing laughter and pulling each other into kisses like you're doing something scandalous as a married couple on a normal bar date.

⚡︎ Your house is going to be clean but that's an expectation Alice has for herself as much as you. If you leave clothes on the floor she won't get mad, just playfully chuck them at you and ask if you're joking around with you. "I know you've gotta be."

Chad AKA Flambae

⚡︎ Hasn’t thought about it much whether he prefers his future husband to propose or him to do it, always supposing when the time and the person arrives he’ll know. Jokes about wanting the most elaborate shit on the planet, “I’m talking fireworks!”, but genuinely would love an intimate classic getaway for you two just as much.

⚡︎ Would keep his name no matter what, kind of likes the idea of you taking his but absolutely respects your decision if you keep your own.

⚡︎ Chad, too, prefers a partner who’e active with something, like maybe don’t sit around trashing the house all day but what type of job or who “provides” he doesn’t give a shit. Just like Alice, full-time care, stay at home parent, independent or freelance work or influencer or stereotypical 9-5, even just taking care of yourself as needed, it’s all work to him!

⚡︎ When it comes to kids I see Chad as the kind of guy who if you want kids is like MAYBE ONE. MAYBE. Then you have a kid and he’s like alright maaaybe one more, rinse and repeat until you have two or three! (I also see him as a girl dad but he’d love his son so much too!) He doesn’t feel that strong NEED to, like, pass on his biology or whatever shit but he loves his niece and hey, maybe having his own little person with you to show all kinds of amazing things to wouldn’t be so bad! Fostering individuality and being the exact kind of parent he’d want to have means you’ll have some independent but also very expressive and accepting kids.

⚡︎ Decently high drive tbh, but you can expect that because he's such an active guy. Would never force you obviously, he always says he knows how to take care of himself but the offer's there and besides, he likes spending time with you no matter how it's spent! Ok with taking his time or haste.

⚡︎ One of his favorite dates is a hike and one way you and Chad celebrate that is his self-imposed tradition of dipping you and kissing you at the peak, always making someone else take the picture if he can so he's sure he's showing you off to them 😌

⚡︎ Chad's attitude on cleanliness is whoever makes the mess cleans it up because sometimes he tears up the bedroom looking for a specific piece of gym clothing but sometimes your decor gets dusty or one of you destroys the kitchen trying a new recipe. You call it the 'he who smelt it dealt it' logic and Chad both hates and loves that.

Malevola Gibb

⚡︎ Open to proposing or being proposed to honestly, but a part of her thinks it’d be cute to see you on one knee before her, eyes tender in a way people don’t usually look at her.

⚡︎ She's pretty attached to her name, but she's willing to be flexible if your name is cooler than hers.

⚡︎ Likes the idea of caring for her partner, but would never restrict them from working because fuck that. Malevola wants you to feel secure and that’s all.

⚡︎ She's open to kids if you bring it up, pretty nonchalant depending on what you want unless you start off with ten or something crazy! While Malevola jokes that after Victor for so many years, a baby would be nothing, but she'd probably only want one or two. If you two have biological kids, they're going to be your wife's spitting image, sorry if you wanted a mini me!

⚡︎ Kind of a similar situation to Alice or if you're a goth like me people assume wild shit where people wanna make her out like she's some succubus or something. Tired of being fetishized but does love gettin down with her spouse if you so choose 😌 unlike some of the others she's ok with quick ones from time to time.

⚡︎ Loves pool dates so much! Tugging you under the water or closer to her side on a floatie with her tail, being the ones to rub sunscreen on each other, always setting your rings in a careful pile and melting a little at the sight of them intertwined just like you two are. Malevola saying "well of course you realize this means war" in her lovely accent when you splash/squirt her and portaling a torrent of water your way.

⚡︎ Controlled chaos is the best way to describe your house. Weapons leaned haphazardly against walls or doorways, people and items traveling to new rooms via portal, a pair of her panties neither of you noticed had fallen beneath the bed, but your home is overall organized and very homey.

Colm AKA Punch Up

⚡︎ Oh he is going to propose to you, no ifs, ands, or buts! Liked the idea of doing it in front of your family but also thinks the whole bedroom surprise is cute and romantic too.

⚡︎ Would love it if you adopted his surname; he's proud of his heritage and enjoys the idea of sharing with you!

⚡︎ Another one who thinks a house-spouse/full time parent would be cute to come home to but would never stifle you and admires your fire if you’re really driven to a career path!

⚡︎ Having a family one day is practically a deal-breaker for him; Colm absolutely loves the idea of filling your home with love and light and loudness, secretly wishing you want a big family too! His desired range is pretty wide, probably three to eight!

⚡︎ Fairly high drive but is playful about it. Once you have kids, makes a lot of jokes if you tease him like, "What, you ready for Number Four?". LOOOVES picking you up and carrying you to the bedroom bridal style at every possible opportunity.

⚡︎ Colm loves taking you on carnival dates, spreading his arms wide and exclaiming that he's home as he takes it all in. Absolutely obliterates the test your strength hammer game to win you the plushie you fell in love with, challenges their strongman to an arm wrestling game, and pulls you into his arms and holds you tight when you beat him at the target squirting game. "That's my girl/guy/darlin'!"

⚡︎ You end up sort of teaching Colm how to clean up after himself and he starts joking that he knows you'll kick his ass if he doesn't, but this is always punctuated with a playful wink as if it was a challenge.

Janelle AKA Coupé

⚡︎ Aware as Janelle is that people would expect her to propose, she would actually find the opposite quite romantic and love it if you proposed to her! Her nature lends itself to preferring something low-key, intimate.

⚡︎ She's keeping her name, sorry 💁🏻‍♀️

⚡︎ Janelle is gone a lot so having a 100% stay at home partner would make her feel a bit guilty unless you were involved with care or parenting. Knowing you have a job or involved hobby if possible for you puts her mind at ease.

⚡︎ Kids aren’t something she thought about for most of her life, but she didn’t exactly expect to be settled down with an amazing spouse like you either. To have safety and a security net. If you do choose to start a family with Janelle it’d be a small one, likely a single child she wants to give the world too. They won’t end up where she did.

⚡︎ She's the same as Robert, not the highest drive in the world but you'll be there a looooooong time when you are, trust!

⚡︎ Sometimes it can be hard for Janelle to put herself out there with new people, but having you by her side really helps and she goes uncharacteristically sweet and melty when you pull her close and tell her you're proud of her after your first time attending a new book club meeting with a bunch of strangers.

⚡︎ You might expect a minimalist home with Janelle, but it's actually going to be full of not only ornamental weapons and bookshelves but a lot more trinkets than you expect! So unfortunately y'all are nerfed with frequent dusting from your wife's secret love of bookish and nerdy collectibles 😔🤙🏻

Bruno AKA Golem

⚡︎ Unless you want otherwise, his proposal is going to be super lowkey but really sweet, probably just asking you to be with him forever/be his spouse while you’re cuddled up, half asleep and draped in the bliss of each other’s presence.

⚡︎ Was never given a surname, so he'll probably take yours or just leave it.

⚡︎ Not one for making role or income demands. Your health and satisfaction are number one in any scenario, but I think secretly Bruno likes the idea of being a stay at home dad/pet dad someday if that arrangement works for you guys.

⚡︎ “How many do you want? Two or three?” Bruno’s so nonchalant when you bring up kids because he was born to be a dad, human, kaiju, whatever! Given the circumstances you would likely be adopting or magically forming your little ones, but it doesn’t matter what they look like or what they’re made of, your husband adores your little pebbles!

⚡︎ Both his 'drives' and capabilities are a little different than the average human's would be, so if you do anything or nothing Bruno is ok with it. He's fine if you never try but is touched if you try and find something that works for each of you.

⚡︎ Bruno's size makes going on certain dates more difficult, but he does his best to bring those experiences to you! Strings your patio full of cute lights and makes you a candlelit dinner to recreate a romantic restaurant trip. Turns it into an outdoor resort and spa complete with a massage table. Buys a couple different sizes of trampolines to make it a "jump park" for you and tells you it's well worth the money to see the way you light up and press kisses to his cheek 😌

⚡︎ Always apologizing for the dirt inside. You tell him you knew what you got yourself into. Your house may not be the world's cleanest, but you know Bruno's going to have the chillest, most stylish pad around 😎

Courtney AKA Invisigal

⚡︎ Bold as Courtney may be, she would wanna make you work for it! Just kidding, the idea of being loved and valued so much would really heal her and have her head over heels for you, though 🫶🏻

⚡︎ Part of her sees the opportunity to change her name as a new start despite her stubborn insistence on being herself. She may take your name. May.

⚡︎ She’s gonna work, are you? Ok, a little blunt but I think she’d like a working partner to feel things are even. Neither of you expecting the world of each other, falling into codependency, or feeling locked into a task. She brings home money, you get some too. Some days she cooks, some days you do and same goes for cleaning and any child/pet care you guys would end up needing.

⚡︎ Goes from a hell no to a hell maybe on kids. Kind of like Chad, she’s like a dad that says no to a puppy then once you bring them home (AKA have that first ultrasound) you can pry that little guy/girl from her cold dead hands. Rosa Diaz meme anyone? That being said, only one unless they turn out to be twins. “I’m not crazy,” she quips, especially if she’s having to carry, “I know better than to let these little monsters outnumber me!” And they will inherit her boldness and independence that’s for sure!

⚡︎ We all know it's high, let's be real 😂will tease you relentlessly unless she knows you hate it, she just can't keep her hands off you. It gets a little more wholesome once you're married, though, as she'll start commenting that she can't believe you're her spouse, her forever even as she's smacking your ass or dragging you by the arm to bed.

⚡︎ Like Herman, Courtney loves live music dates, be they DJ nights or full-on concerts. Will insist on moshing unless it gives you anxiety or is too overstimulating but gets the biggest heart eyes if you tell her go, babe, I'll be right here. "And that's why I fucking love my wife/husband/spouse! Thanks babe!"

⚡︎ Like with Victor, keeping things clean is an early conflict, but as Courtney learns to empathize with you and live more harmoniously with another person she starts noticing messes more and doesn't leave clothes and dishes around as much. ADHD used to kick her ass and/or she'd just think she'd get it later, but therapy, age, and time with you have helped her understand herself and her spouse much better!

Mandy AKA Blonde Blazer

⚡︎ Definitely prefers to be proposed to and would be ok if it was a public space like a restaurant but maybe no flash mobs! She’s a classy lady 😌😆

⚡︎ She's always imagined changing her name someday, so she's happy to take yours unless you have a negative connection with it.

⚡︎ Being a career oriented woman, she wouldn’t like being a housewife, but your feelings are your own. She’ll provide for you and is happy to have someone taking on the domestic side of things, but understands that many people are driven to other areas and would gladly pick up some of that slack too if it feels even.

⚡︎ A traditional family suits Mandy just fine. A life of normalcy and domesticity where she can come home from work to you, her loving spouse, and the sound of little feet tearing across the carpet to jump into her arms! I can see Mandy wanting the classic 2.5, probably 2 or 3 kids unless you happen to want more.

⚡︎ It's higher when she uses the amulet 🤭 and things'll...ahem...go longer. Blonde Blazer is, after all, superhuman in many ways but Mandy herself? Your wife is more somewhere in the middle, where she'd probably hope for a few times a week and understand that life creates situations where there's more or less. She's another one that prefers intimacy and taking your time when you guys can.

⚡︎ Your wife has never forgotten the time you took her on a road trip, just a drive up and down the coast, but she felt whisked away on a romantic getaway, laughing and relaxing and forgetting her hero duties as she walked with you arm in arm and barefoot across sand, the only sound your hushed voices and light laughter beneath crashing waves.

⚡︎ Mandy loves having a place for everything and everything in its place. Hell, she's cleaner than you so you may catch her reminding you to do things! But she's always nice about it, almost never nags you on stuff 🥰

Katon-Ur AKA Phenomaman

⚡︎ Proposing to you feels like a great way to honor Earth traditions and human heritage and Katon-Ur really wants to get it right! He’ll do a lot of research on what he’s supposed to say and probably-not-so-subtly try and get a lot of hints from you on your preference.

⚡︎ Surnames aren't much of a thing on his home planet, so you guys don't worry about name changes.

⚡︎ He could go either way. Doesn’t have that stereotypical Earth-oriented expectation of masculine providing, but does like to feel worthwhile in your life and like a source of safety. As he works on his depression, though, if you flip that script and take care of him he’d melt.

⚡︎ He's not sure if it's possible for you guys, but the idea of your love creating life is amazing and very romantic to Katon-Ur. A sign of joy, stability, success, all the things that felt they'd fallen from his grasp and yet you gave him every day. If you're down to have a family, he is more than too and if you asked him, y'all could even be having as many as five or six kids!

⚡︎ His 'drive' is going to seem lower than the average human's but given your physical differences, it gives you guys many opportunities to be creative and your husband is 1000% focused on your pleasure most of all.

⚡︎ Katon-Ur gets emotional whenever you "ask him on a date" even though you're married. It feels like you're choosing him all over again and he just pulls you into him, floating you both into the air in joy as he says a hearty yes and tells you you're just the cutest thing he's ever seen, kissing the crown of your head.

⚡︎ Still puts things in the wrong place sometimes, like you'll open your cabinet of cleaning supplies and see a two-liter of soda and remind your husband that you drink that. He replies that it looks and tastes like chemicals to which you just chuckle an say duh, it's Baja Blast and put it in the fridge where it belongs.

Royd

⚡︎ If he had his way he’ll be getting down one one knee in front of you, how not being so important as what he says to you and why, to show how much he loves you!

⚡︎ He wants to keep his name, what you do isn't his business as much so Royd respects your preferences on changing!

⚡︎ He’s gonna keep on working! Another one who’d think a house-spouse is cute and wholesome but he loves his job and would never make another soul give theirs up if they felt the same.

⚡︎ It’s not exactly all his call, but if he had his way Royd would adore being a father and wouldn’t mind a decent amount, probably three to five!

⚡︎ Relatively average 'drive' but goes a little feral once you're married because he thinks all the domestic stuff is so adorable and initiating/showing you a certain appreciation is Royd's version of cuteness aggression 🤭

⚡︎ Royd would really love taking you to couples' classes to learn new skills especially if they have physical keepsakes like pottery, paintings, simple little machines, wood statues, anything! Insists on displaying it somewhere even if you don't think you did a good job. "Roy, we can't hang that, it looks like shit!" "What you mean? I love it," he replies, kissing you in a way that has you forgetting all your subsequent arguments and getting the hammer and nails for him.

⚡︎ A home with Royd is never 100% clean but it is always hygienic. You just can't be minimalists with a self-proclaimed gearhead and nerd around; parts and circuitry will be strewn across surfaces and fun trinkets will cover shelves, not to mention tons of photos of you guys/your kids and mementos of literally every single trip you've taken together and all those crafty dates! But it's fun clutter and you wouldn't have it any other way!

Galen

⚡︎ While in his mind Galen would be the one proposing, he’d think it was the sweetest thing in the world if you asked him! He probably wouldn’t want to do anything big and loud for obvious reasons, but he can be a little flexible for you 😌

⚡︎ He’d prefer to keep his name so why would he be upset if you did the same? Galen is a chill guy so whatever you decide makes him happy. “I win after all, I get you as my spouse!”

⚡︎ He just wants to feel useful and that your relationship is equitable. As long as neither one of you is bearing too many burdens he is happy. Would probably insist you have your own accounts for things even if he’s the main income because he’s just a great guy like that tbh.

⚡︎ Galen is open to kids but wouldn’t push you. He does like the idea of passing things on to future generations and getting to care for someone, and if it was up to him he’d probably like to have an average amount like one to three kids…maybe four if you want a big family because damn, you do make some cute kids don’t you?

⚡︎ Secretly freakier than his calm demeanor suggests, but he'd never make you do more than you want or anything at all you're not one hundred percent comfortable with. Bro is taking his sweet-ass time though I will tell you that. Probably jokes that he's not letting this opportunity go like you aren't his literal spouse who lives in his house and is possibly the other parent to his children. Galen just loves you, what can he say? 🤷🏻‍♀️

⚡︎ Galen is adventurous with dates, wanting to try restaurants that provide cuisine one or both of you have never tried or travel a lot! Finds such amazing but out there roadside attractions and has a map on the wall with pins for places you guys'll go together someday whether it's India or Russia or even just Six Flags because what do you mean you've never been to Six Flags??? ya girl has never been to Six Flags I'm a poser

⚡︎ I feel like he has a great eye for decoration and your home looks surprisingly polished, but definitely lived-in especially if you have kids because toys. But Galen has not only good ears but an eye for colors and he'll pull combos you wouldn't have thought could work but look amazing. You always tease him that you have a magazine home but he points out some random detail like his silly sports bobblehead he can't part with or that your couch is kinda old and say 'nah, it's not perfect for everyone but it is for us'.

OMG YES PLEASE I LOVE PARENT AUS AND THIS TYPE OF FLUFF SO MUCHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕 I'm gonna do everyone if that's ok, I see this so clearly with Mr. Boss too and think it would be so fun 🤭 (I hope you don’t mind I made reader married to them, I wanted to keep the reactions positive and fluffy and I think they’d react best in that circumstance lmao)

Smiling Friends Finding Out Spouse!Reader is Pregnant

Charlie Dompler

"You're- you're serious? You're not making this up?" "Why the hell would I lie about that?" Despite the spice of your words, you're laughing a bit as they emerge, a bit breathy and crazy in your incredulity. Reaching for Charlie's hand with your left, you place the positive pregnancy tests in his hand—you'd taken a whole three-pack just to be sure. "I dunno, like for a prank or something." "That would be cruel." "Yeah, kinda, but you know, youtube and stuff..." "I'll save that for April Fool's Day," you chuckled, shaking your head, "Which coincidentally is very near when I think my due date is gonna be... If—" "Yes!" Charlie bursts out, hand tightening around the tests you gave him so tight you almost worry for their little screens. "Yes! Oh, my god, are we actually doing this?" A full smile finally graces your lips. "I think we are. Can you imagine? A little Charlie Junior coming into the world on April Fool's Day?" "Or a little tiny you," your husband shot back grabbing you by the shoulders and burying his face in the crook of your neck, "either way? Best joke I ever made." Chuckling again, you ran a hand up and down your husband's back, feeling the reassuring, ever-soft cotton of his favorite hoodie. "You're not worried about being able to take care of a baby when we barely know how to take care of ourselves?" "Terrified," Charlie replied, pulling away to look you in the eyes, taking your hands in his and drawing them into the warm down of his sleeves, "But if it's with you? I know we're gonna fucking crush this. And oh my god, they're going to be so cute!" "I know, right? I wanna get a tiny hoodie so bad!" "Yes! Hold on," Charlie says, pulling out his phone, "I bet I can find the perfect one..."

Pim Pimling

Nerves? Never heard of them. One of the many boons of having a sweet, doting husband like Pim was you knew he'd be ecstatic to have a family with you. Made that clear from the start, in fact, and you were pretty sure if you hadn't wanted kids it wouldn't have worked out between you. As it was, you grinned and let your mind wander, wondering if your little one would look more like him or you as you made your way down the stairs. Rather than beeline for your husband like your feet wished, you redirected your steps for a quick detour to the closet where you kept a very certain set of supplies... "What's this, love?" Pim's eyes widened, his mouth forming a little 'o' in shock when you set the newly wrapped box, complete with a silky bow, on the table. "A little gift," you answered, not bothering to hide your smile, "Surprise! Open it!" You didn't have to tell him twice— carefully hooking his finger under the paper, he undid your recent handiwork and lifted the top off the gift box to reveal the positive pregnancy test. Tears shone in his eyes practically in an instant as he looked up at you from his seat. "Oh, darling, is it...are you really?" Your own eyes suddenly blurring and pricking at the corners, you nodded, reaching out your arms to catch your husband as he launched up out of his seat and into your embrace, cupping your cheeks to kiss you again and again. "I love you so much! I can't wait to be parents!" "Neither can I! If they're anything like you, we'll have the cutest, sweetest little babies in the world," you told him, resting your forehead against his. "We're gonna have a baby!" Pim shouted with glee as if he was on a hilltop announcing it to the world, one fist raised in the air triumphantly, his other hand resting gently atop your belly where before he knew it, the little one he always dreamed of would be up and kicking! "This is the best gift ever!"

Allan Red

"Are you serious-uh?" Oh, god, was he mad? Kids were sort of a bridge you guys had sort of mutually, silently agreed to cross when you got there, but Allan's shock had you second-guessing yourself, wondering if you'd done something wrong like it wasn't just as much his fault. "I...I wouldn't joke about that, Allan. I know it's a lot. Are you...how do you feel?" No words come out, but your normally dry husband's face says it all: wide eyes give way, narrowing and turning upward as a smile spreads slowly across his face. "I hope it looks like you." You took a deep breath, then another. "Yeah?" Is all you can imagine, your own face slowly mirroring your husband's. His long, lanky arms wrap gingerly around your waist, pulling you into his side. You feel warmth on the crown of your head as Allan leans to press a kiss there. "Yeah," he repeats, his head resting atop yours, "I think we can do a baby. Don't you?" A laugh bursts from your chest at your husband's phrasing. "Technically we already did, but yes. Me, too, Allan." "...I better learn how to change a di-a-per." "You and me both, love, you and me both."

Glep

You probably looked like an overacting extra in a stupid hospital drama right about now; pacing the restroom floor, you clutched the second plastic rod, waiting for the lines to show. Sure enough, another minute passed and you had two lines, two red strips practically stronger than the first ones. What was Glep going to say? You adored your husband, thought he was the cutest thing in the world and of course he was a smooth talker, but he was so carefree. Would he think a baby would weigh him down too much? What if he was mad at you? What if— Before you could even complete your spiral you heard his voice outside the door. Softened with concern, in fact, as he asked you if you were alright. He heard the footsteps. Inhaling, you held your breath for seven seconds like the meditation people said to. Exhaling after the count, you opened the door, words failing you as you simply turned the sticks around in your hands and waited. Your eyes squeezed shut for a moment until you heard scuffling. Lids parting once more revealed to you the sight of your husband doing a little happy dance, a tiny, high-pitch cheer erupting from his lips. "You're excited?" "Uh-huh!" He answers like it's the simplest thing in the world, jumping into your arms and letting you squeeze him tight. He's been alone in the world for long enough, he tells you, and there's no one he'd rather have a family with than you.

Mr. Boss

"You mean it? Jason's going to be a big brother? Oh, I've been dreaming about this for just about forever now!" Your husband becomes a blur, sprinting around the room and pulling out things you wonder at having never seen before, including a huge board that doesn't seem physically possible to hide. "I have nursery ideas, names written down...ooh! Do you want to breastfeed or could I?" You watch in silent amusement as Mr. Boss practically bounces off the walls for a minute or two, only to suddenly stiffen and all but launch into the air. "Oh," he says this time, "Where are my manners?" Manners? You don't even have time to ask before you're in his arms being twirled around and kissed on the cheek. "Yahoo!" Grinning, you lean down and kiss your husband on the lips. You had a feeling he'd be on board, as kids had come up in conversations before, but seeing just how happy he was really did things to your heart. "What do think it'll be, a boy or—" "No siree," your husband shook his head, getting on his knees to be eye level with your belly, "I'm calling it right now, that's daddy's little princess." Mr. Boss was already a loving father to Jason. Smiling again, you knew he'd be an amazing boy or girl dad to your new addition.