#spooniful

We were playing our second session of DnD. And we're at the end of a forest, gathering samples from trees. We come across a dryad and our DM tells us that he' a man. No one in the group listened to him and just assumed he was a woman, since the tiny figurine looked like a woman. So two of the players INSTANTLY start flirting with him. And once we go get the last sample, one of the players asks if he could have a piece of his hair to ''remember this beautiful meeting'' Dude rolls a 20 and gets a piece of hair. Then another player says ''i'm going to steal it' AND ALSO ROLLS A 20, he steals it from the other player's skull jockstrap without him noticing.

The worst crime you can do online is being ugly AND annoying. When someone is attractive and annoying it's okay. But god forbid if you're ugly and annoying. You're getting impaled. How dare you.

We were playing the DnD for the first time, and the FIRST THING this man decides to roleplay is sexually harassing women.

It's weird when you move out of home, and a few years pass. And suddenly your father doesn't yell anymore. And you're supposed to just accept this new man. Who called you a "whiny bitch" on the day you were moving to live on your own for the first time.

My favourite thing is to shitpost in the family group chat.