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Dr Linksano: I’m testing a new compact teleportation device. You have only to raise it to your face to be instantaneously transported to the alley behind Taco Bell.
Spoonette: Oscar, you’re not even a scientist. I’m breaking up with you.
Dr Linksano: *quickly drinks out of a hip flask*
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Dr Linksano, lying down in the alley behind Taco Bell: Phew. Close one.
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In their youth, Oscar and Wayne Schlumper were big fans of 50s and 60s duos like The Everly Brothers, Peter and Gordon, among others, as well as groups with good melodies and light voices. They learned to play guitar so they could sing the songs outside of Spoonette’s window, and got water dumped on them for their trouble. To this day, Linksano can still play and sing every word.
chieftain-of-dogs said: How’s baby Lydia? And Spoonette?
Good. I can't believe Lydia is already eight months old. Time really flies sometimes. You should see her. She's just adorable.
Spoonette's really happy too.
*A couple of poorly-wrapped boxes appear. Inside are a bottle of whisky, a teddy bear with an atom picture on the front and a box of chocolates. Attached to them is a Christmas card with this message:* Hello, Wayne! Merry Christmas to you, Spoonette and the baby. Not entirely sure if all of this will get to you in one piece to be honest, teleport’s been on the fritz, but even if it doesn’t, it’s the thought that counts! Hope you all enjoy them, anyway. And have a good day! - From Oscar
Thanks Oscar. They all arrived okay.
I'll put the teddy in Lydia's cot.
*A box materializes in the room. The box is marked "for Wayne, Spoonette and Lydia" Inside the box is several books, a few video games, and some baby clothes. The note attached reads: "I wasn't sure what to get you guys, so I figured that Wayne might enjoy a few books and Spoonette a few video games, and I got some baby clothes for Lydia. I hope you guys like them-- Spoony*
Thanks Spoony. These are great and I’m sure Spoonette will love these games. Thanks for the clothes for Lydia. She’ll look adorable in them.
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renenutetnuvo replied to your post:Um… Sorry, I know I haven’t been online...
It’s alright you haven’t been around. Presidential duties take a priority over chatting with us any day. Since you have some down time, I’m assuming for the holiday, do you have plans? Are all the arrangements made?
renenutetnuvo replied to your post:Um… Sorry, I know I haven’t been online...
I hope so and hope you’re having a great day. ^_^
Thanks. I’ll be having a Christmas at home with Spoonette and Lydia but I’ll also pop over to the other universe to give everyone their presents.
Wayne smiled, I hope you have a Merry Christmas too.
Did you already tell Spoonette what happened? Or will you keep it to yourself?
Have I told Spoonette…
Of course I have! She’s my wife!
One of the angels touched Wayne and he suddenly found himself standing outside Lydia's bedroom, exactly where he'd been for he ended up in Night Vale. He quickly went into Lydia's room finding her sleeping peacefully in her cot. Wayne gave a sigh of relief as he went to find Spoonette.
