#asklinksano

*A couple of poorly-wrapped boxes appear. Inside are a bottle of whisky, a teddy bear with an atom picture on the front and a box of chocolates. Attached to them is a Christmas card with this message:* Hello, Wayne! Merry Christmas to you, Spoonette and the baby. Not entirely sure if all of this will get to you in one piece to be honest, teleport’s been on the fritz, but even if it doesn’t, it’s the thought that counts! Hope you all enjoy them, anyway. And have a good day! - From Oscar

Wayne and Linksano reached the edge of the forest and after getting some from it Wayne stumbled to a stop,

It’s okay Wayne, we’ll look after you. Just sleep and everything will be alright. We love you *Tree roots start to come through the ground and begin encircling your legs*

It started raining directly over the bus stop. Everyone moved under the shelter and tried to get a seat. Wayne went to read the timetable.

Wayne, Molly and Dominic approached the library just in time to see the door slam shut with Linksano standing outside,

You've just put Lydia to bed when a dead axolotl falls on you’re head. You look up and see what looks like a glowing cloud. It expands and engulfs you. The next thing you know you are standing on the edge of a small town surrounded by sand. There is a sign in front of you, it reads ‘Welcome to Night Vale.’

Why's your favorite thing you've invented?