they've probably said it at some point

Mechakara: Faker? You’re comparing yourself to the likes of me? Ha! I think YOU’RE the fake internet reviewer around here! You’re not even good enough to be my f-

Linkara:

Harvey Finevoice: Some people enjoy being alone, kid.

Linksano: Sixty-seven: Holmium! Very reactive, very magnetic!

Linkara: Reviewer parties almost never end with someone reciting the elements.

Insano: Sixty-eight: Erbium! Atomic weight: 167 and change!

Linksano: Nice! My turn. Sixty-nine….

Spoony: Ha! In your dreams!

Linksano: What? I don’t get it.

Insano: I’ll explain it later.

Linkara: It’s Thulium, in case anyone cared. Cybermats have trace amounts in their skin; protects them from solar radiation.

Linkara: What the heck are you talking about?

Spoony: Channel Awesome is being bled like a stuck pig, Linkara, and I’ve got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out… Take a look at this.

Linkara: Jesus Christ, Spoony!

Spoony: That right there is the film. Now let’s talk about the film. Can we talk about the film, please, Linkara? I’ve been dying to talk about the film with you all day, okay? “Frank Stallone”, this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day this film says Frank Stallone’s in it. Frank Stallone! Frank Stallone! I look at the DVD, and this whole box says Frank Stallone! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go put this on and do a review of the guy’s goddamn film! Otherwise, I’m never going to get anything done and this DVD’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I watch Frank’s movie and what do I find out, Linkara? What do I find out?! There is no Frank Stallone. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Frank Stallone? You gotta be kidding me! I got BOXES full of Frank! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to April in the other room and I knock on her door and I say, “APRIL! April, I gotta talk to you about Frank.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn person in the house, there IS… NO… April in the other room! Linkara, half the actors in the film have been made up. This movie is a goddamn ghost town.

80s Dan: We had those in the eighties.

Viga: “You mean Deadmau5?”

Eliza: That’s why you don’t wear a shirt? Because you're cheap?

Pollo: Well, why don’t you wear clothes?

Linksano: What is it?

Linkara: TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE!

90s Kid: He said what now?

Erin: I should ask you the same question.

Linkara: This is my apartment!