#nerdcredred

I can imagine 90s Kid encountering this and just getting HELLA offended. He’d probably make a scene and get dragged off in cuffs. (80s Dan would be following him blaring the song on his boombox in solidarity.)

TAKE HIS SWEET SOUTHERN DRAWL AND GIVE HIM A STUPID HONKING LAUGH THAT IS JUST WARMING TO THE HEART

JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND THINK FOR ANY SHIP, ANY AU, EVEN THE CANON WITH THIS NEW IDEA AND JUST CONSIDER THIS REALLY IMPORTANT HEADCANON OKAY

todays autistic character of the day is: 90s kid from atop the fourth wall

!!!!!! omg :D I guess I’ll take this chance to let everyone know exactly what happened

so i was on the bus on my way into the city. i was like 2-3 stops away from mine, and this creepy dude has been staring at me like the whole time. i wasn’t that distressed because it happens all the time, and so when he stood up and walked up behind me (I was already standing at the door) I didn’t think twice cause I assumed it was his stop coming up... and then

fucking hand CUPPING my ass. like it wasn’t an accidental brush or anything, there was no crowd, just shameless fucking ass-grabbing. needless to say i was shocked???? like what was he even trying to do smh

i froze for a second, obviously. i had no idea what to do, this never happened before. and so i somehow ended up. punching him?

in the jaw (shoulda gone for the nose but this wasn’t exactly my most thought-through moment). he stepped back in shock, cause like who would expect to punched by a 5″5, 110 pound girl???? and then luckily like 3 seconds later the bus arrives at a stop and this dude in the front of the bus told the driver that something was up

and he comes to us to check it out and I managed to let out a “he tried to feel me up” and without hesitation the driver was like “okay buddy time to go” to the man and basically pushed him out the door i was so thankful

like what if he’d have punched me back or hurt me, i don’t think i could’ve handled that

he asked me if i was okay and i was like yeah and so we went on our way. i stood there shaking and this old lady gave me a thumbs up :’DD the whole thing was surreal and i can’t believe it happened

apparently i’m a secret badass

i was even wearing a leather jacket

not that it matters but it just makes it so much better somehow