#spiderspear

Dream guist : What’s your body count?

Velvet: Do you mean sex or murder?

Dream guist : I think I'm falling for you.

Velvet: Then get up.

Angel dust : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Husk: Marry me.

Vaggie: Do you want to know your gay name?

Charlie: My... my gay name?

Vaggie: Yeah, it's your first name-

Charlie: Haha. Very funny Vaggie-

Vaggie: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Charlie: Oh- oh my god.

Valentino: You look good in that hoodie.

Vox: You know where else I'd look good?

Valentino, zero hesitation: My bed.

Vox, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Niffty: Kill me nowwwww.

Holly: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

(this one is for @rius-cave)

Adam: Wow, Lucifer , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Lucifer : We literally slept together yesterday.

Adam: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

(Also for @rius-cave)

Adam: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Lucifer : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Adam: Holy moly-

Mimzy: I dare you-

Rosie: Alastor is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Mimzy: Why not?

Alastor: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

Emily: Can I ask you for a favor?

Sera: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Emily: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

(This for @theoriginaldick. Thanks for the new ship)

Lute: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Molly: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Lute, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

*Sir pentious is crying after a breakup*

Cherry bomb: There there, Sir pentious .

Sir pentious , still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Cherry bomb: Great question—

So rude, Lute

Let Lute kiss women in season 2 and I'll be happy

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