Batman: Well, imagine working with civil, calm, mature people.

Superman: Okay.

Headcanon: The Spider-Team will do some crazy experiments with with the power of Science.

Materials– Gwen Short version– if what I’ve heard from most of you other Spiders is anything to go by, then you’re going to want something that doesn’t significantly slow you down. That means you have to think about things like elasticity and air resistance– namely how to cut down on the latter. In other words, if you’re planning to run around on rooftops or swinging on webs high above the streets, you’re probably going to want something stretchy and skintight. Sorry for all those who aren’t fans of spandex or similar fabrics, but them’s the breaks if you want to do those trademark acrobatic moves. After all, the daring young man on the flying trapeze doesn’t wear a leotard just as a fashion statement.

Now that we’ve got that part out of the way, let’s talk durability. If you’re one of those lucky bastards with one of the really good costumes, skip this part (or for that matter, skip this whole PSA). Everyone else, keep reading.

As Lucky and Scarlet can attest, “spider sense” is not infallible. As such, you’re going to want to make sure your costume can provide some protection from blades, bullets, and bludgeons in the event that your opponent gets some hits in. If you can get access to stuff like the fabric that Lucky and Scarlet use in their outfits, then take advantage of it. If you can’t, then buy something like a kevlar shirt to wear under your costume. Which segues nicely to...

Staying Comfortable in the Costume– Lucky First things first– you’ll want to wear something under your costume. Otherwise, it’s liable to chafe like hell and make you miserable. Personally, I recommend a long-sleeve athletic shirt with boxer briefs and an athletic cup for a good mix of comfort and protection.

Staying Comfortable in the Costume (Feminine Style)– Scarlet and Angelica Let’s not mince words, ladies (or anyone who’s female presenting)– you’re going to need a sports bra, especially if you’re getting around by web-slinging. As for underwear, Angelica and I both swear by sports shorts, if for no other reason than it keeps anyone on the ground from getting an eyeful (if you catch my drift).– Scarlet

The Spider-Team!

Members:

Peter Parker/ Spider-Man

Harry Osborn/ Hobgoblin

Miles Morales/ Ultimate Spider-Man/ Kid Arachnid (Spy-D)

Gwen Stacy/ Ghost-Spider (Formerly: Spider-Gwen)

Tony: You and that Osborn kid.. you two are close as brothers, right?

Peter: No Tony.. *smiles at the picture of him and Harry* We are closer than brothers..

1. There's no such thing as personal space. Literally. You might find someone randomly cuddling with another person, or you might just find three people snuggled up on the couch, sleeping, or just watching a movie.

2. Mine - yours - ours - shared - means they share everything. Your clothes? They belong to someone else. Did you leave any food for each other? Know that won't last long. Spider Team loves to share literally everything. Stealing each other's clothes is a daily occurrence, just like sharing problems. Your problem? Our problem. Did someone mess with you? They messed with the entire spider colony.

3. Biting - Spider Team loves to bite each other. It's their way of showing their members that they belong to the colony and that they care. It's their "love language." You might get bitten at a random time of day, or the entire team might attack you. Additionally, during the bite, venom is injected into the target's system. It causes a reaction similar to a sedative. The team member calms down, relaxes, and begins to feel very comfortable and safe. (Venom, however, is quite dangerous for normal people.) They also bite to mark their own people.

Btw. What happend when girls back from patrol at 3 am.

(Loki, Tiara and Sofie)