#speedoweedo

theres an episode of dragonball super where the entire theme of it is goku cant stop ditching chi chi and his family to go fight mega alien badasses and chi chi chased him around screaming GET BACK HERE U DIPSHIT which he didnt, but the end of the episode she just gleefully shrugged it off like o fuckin well and tbh it bothers me

i dont think ive ever gotten over the fact ironb ulls head is a dorito. much less the game made him broad titty. broad titty dorito head.

im so glad i never got a homestuck tattoo

i can do a tripel fucking backflip and only break one of my legs

Do u ever sit on the pot to poop then fail to do so and u gotta walk around like a woman in labor in a maternity ward to try and get the action going