Texan man (wearing a cowboy hat) just started talking to me in the pub, and he asked where I was from, and I said Wales, and he started saying "we have the best oil!" And I got a bit confused, like, do you mean coal? I guess? But that was a few decades back, and have way nicer selling points: anyway, the quarries are selectively used these days- as far as I'm aware
And it turned out he was talking about texas
To the point! That I laughed!!! cos I thought he was a british lad doing a good impression!!!!!!
π he was not π
He didn't get pissed or anything, turns out he is on his honeymoon, but whaaaat the hell π it feels like im lying because i met the most cookie-cutter yank* tonight
*only time he got a bit miffed was when i called him that, but i said i was Welsh and didn't particularly care about his definition- i just meant american- so he started trying to explain to me what Uber was π (he had to get one)
Like, dude, we don't HAVE it where i live but I KNOW what uber is π
