Thor: Brother, please tell why you're always carrying the Tesseract around in your hands.
Loki: You'll never understand. Leave it be!
Thor: Please tell me, brother. I want to understand. 🥺
Loki: mumbles I love the Tesseract.
Thor: Wh-What?
Loki: I SAID I LOVE THE TESSERACT. AND SHE LOVES ME BACK! WE'RE BETROTHED!
Thor: ........
Loki: Go on, judge me now. Like I knew you would. 😤
Thor: ........
Thor: So... you're in love. You're courting the Tesseract?
Loki: Yes. That's exactly what just said. 😤
Thor: attack hugs him I'm so happy for you, brother. 😭
Loki: 🤨
Thor: Now we can go on double dates! You and the Tesseract; Mjolnir and I!
Loki: ........
Loki: I... I beg your pardon?
Thor: What? Mjolnir is my soulmate. I thought you already knew that. 🥺
Loki: Brother... 😲
Thor: Yes, brother... 🥰
Loki: LET'S GO!
